Joe and his C4 by Maverick20007-01-03 Another late-nighter... Hi, Officer Danilovski! Hi there, Joe. You didn't see that. Come with me.
The pet by Maverick20007-01-03 Hey sonny...can you help me with something? Sure thing, gran. I have to go buy my pills, and the pharmacy won't let my Mikey in. Look after him, will you? Uh...ok, sure, why not. I like it rough and hard. F***.
Clandestine animal operations... by Maverick20007-01-03 Somewhere in the South Pacific... Welcome to this super-secret meeting of the Fandango Mafia. What a hoser. Phase 1 was a complete success. Tonight we begin Phase 2: the eventual obliteration of mankind. OMGBANANA!!! Phuck, are you listening to me?? Mmmm...
Three six-packs and ten minutes later... by Maverick20007-01-03 It was only after the act was done... Can I take off the blindfold now? Go ahead, honeypie... ...that I realised the truth: Man, you were great back there. And we've just met. *giggle* Never drink before a blind date.