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by MaxPwnage
11-16-03
Look at me oscar!
No you fucking tart Ryan.
Please??? I'm doing something really cool!
Fine then Ryan.
The pain makes me happy.
I hope he fucking dies.

 

by MaxPwnage
11-17-03
Dear Jesus my head hurts. Please help it.
Please Jesus, do something dammit.
For the last time asshole, I'm not Jesus, my name is Steve, the football team tied me up out here.
I won't fall for that twice! The pope said that when I found him in a warehouse naked!
I'll be dead soon enough....

 

by MaxPwnage
11-18-03
This nail really hurts, I need to get it out....who else is kinda like Jesus? I know! Kade can help me!
HELLO I AM KADE WHAT DO YOU WANT. I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH.
One wish? hmmm.....can you...do something...."special" with your tenticles with me?
UMMM SHOULN'T YOU BE WORRIED ABOUT THE NAIL IN YOUR BRAIN?
If I ignore him, maybe he'll take off his pants.

 

by MaxPwnage
5-19-04
Goddamn, this nail in my head has been here for almost 6 months....Why God? WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME SUFFER!!!
Hey Ryan, sup? You got a nail in your brain still?
Not much Wing, and yeah it's still in there. Why are you in a grave yard this time of night anyways?
Picking up chicks.
Earlier...
That's a nice kick you got there baby, you doing anything later?
!!!

 

by MaxPwnage
5-20-04
Pirates are so much better than your loser ninjas. I mean they got hooks for hands and boats man.
You're kidding me, that's your defense? Come on, at least put some thought in it. I mean have you even considered the facts? The game to pirate-ninja ratio?
What the hell are you talking about?
Hmm, well lemme put it this way, how many pirate games have you played that didn't suck? And how many ninja games have you played that didn't rock? Those are the facts man, you can't argue that.
Umm...well Jonny Depp is still hot.
Agreed.

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