All comics by Micasan

 

The adventures of average shmo man...Part 2! by Micasan 5-25-03
After being teletransported through a time warp, Micasan finds himself in an alternate universe... OK...lets recap. Ive been dragged out to this...place, I have a headache and am currently situated next to a kangaroo with a machine gun! Oh well, I guess its something to do. We are now in kangaroo country. The terrorists i was talking about are over there!		Look mommy, I'm gonna kick some S.A.K butt! Thats nice dear. Be back for dinner!

 

You get the idea... by Micasan 5-25-03
So what do you want me to do? We have heard of your superiority in combat knowledge and would like you to organise our forces into 1 action packed hour of winning!!!!!!	Superiority in combat....hmmm....Oh, you mean when I play with my little brothers green army men, right? Yes we do. If you wish to back out, we will be happy to kill you for impudence,pull off your skin and carry it into battle like a flag.	Nah, i'm good Splendid. let us proceed to the breifing room.

 

You are being patient... by Micasan 5-25-03
This is a briefing room? This aint brief! You have enough strategy planning computer programmes to start WW3 here! This is gonna be easy for me... Yes,our programming is something we pride ourselves on	About 35 and a 1/2 minutes later... Do you have a strategy planned yet?	Hey, Is $35 for a computer good on Ebay? ........I see....

 

And now, the fighting by Micasan 5-25-03
Is your strategy ready? Yes. Yes it is. Gather your troops immediately.	CHAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	oops. wrong button.

 

Break in action by Micasan 5-26-03
Micasan, the terrorists have developed a universal soldier incapable of losing a battle. we'll just see about that...	Micasan sees the 'universal soldier'... AAAA!!! It's hideous!! No wonder it never loses; no-one wants to fight it!!!	The editor would like to express his disgust!!!!!!!!! What, do I have something stuck in my teeth?

 

A grave mistake by Micasan 5-26-03
2 days into the war ... S.A.K's=2 Terrorists=0 What the hell are you doing? I am going to knock on their leaders door and throw a Flaming bag of hamster crap into his face.	I get the feeling Micasan is very WRONG here. Well I would. I'm the narrator. :) Don't do it, micasan!! I hear their leader is an all knowing force of infinite power!! Sweet mother of George Washington, NOOOOO!! Think of the children!!!! Too late! I,m pushing the doorbell!! The doors opening...	What is this leader? Tune in tommorow people!!! Oh, my...goodness.

 

MONKEYS!!! by Micasan 5-26-03
I take it you are the leader... Yes I am.	uuuuhhh... I take it you dont want a hamster bag thrown in your face? No I dont.	i GUESS YOU DONT FINDS OUT WHO THE LEADER IS. FIND OUT TOMMOROW!!!!! Where do you get your power from? TEH MONKEYS!!!!!

 

uhhm....................Comic by Micasan 5-26-03
so, will you show yourself? very well	Hahahahahaha!! YOU'RE the leader!! Oh man this is killin me	owie. SILENCE PUNY HUMAN!!!!!!!!

 

Evaporation by Micasan 5-28-03
The morning after the night before... Where the fuck am I? You are currently in the zone where normal things don't happen very much. I am Senor papierclipe, your guide. Down here we can talk through thought because we want to.	How did I get down here? The terrorist leader evaporated you. The S.A.K's are attempting to revive you and they will. Let's see some other occupants....	AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ummm...sorry?

 

Does not compute!! by Micasan 5-28-03
hmmm... OOHH thank god it was all a dream...	WAS IT? MUAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!	END. yes it was. crap.

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