All comics by MileyRox4Eva

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by MileyRox4Eva
9-13-08
merry Chrithmath Ya little Hottie!...........Hee Hee..........
Ummmmmm.........Thanks but its not even-..........Wait a minute are you trying to hit on me?!
HeHe..........I pooped my pants........Just Joking I peed them.........And yes I'm drunk and I'm trying to hit on you as a puppet....Yes
Oh..........My- Hey piss off you mentalated drunko of a puppet!
I wuv You.........mwa
Hey where'd he- EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! Will You people ever piss off and stop hitting on me, the hot black chick who needs some ****ing time alooooone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by MileyRox4Eva
9-13-08
When I grow up I want to be a pink donkey!
I gots a pink bwain.........Aaaahhhhhhh!!!I'm bleeding again!!!!!!!
I got something important to tell you!
And what is that?!
Pissweak
Ha.......Ha Ha.........Ha....HaHa.....

 

by MileyRox4Eva
9-15-08
So.......
Wow....She's Hot.
Who? The School Chick?
No, The Snail.
That's a Dude.

 

by MileyRox4Eva
9-17-08
Listen Jake,and listen good.There's only one dame in the world that's right for a guy like you,and you're lookin' at her.
What took you so long,baby?
Traffic.Now plant one on me and make me remember why I waste my time with you.
Miley? Miley?
What?
you were dreaming about Jake again weren't you?

 

by MileyRox4Eva
9-27-08
Mr. Biggles, I've looked at your train pass and it says that you're 59 years old and that you're from India.
..........That's NOT TRUE!!! ......I'm 16 and a half and im into killing sprees and smoking CRACK!.........
Well then I better.......RUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!
Not so fast!(checks pocket) ...Oh S*** I'm out of crack!
I think may have spent too long looking for more crack.......Holy S***the coppers are here!

 

by MileyRox4Eva
9-27-08
La di da da dum I'm walkin' I'm talkin'.....
I better have good aim this time .....steady, steady....
Hey , what did you do that for?! Oh crap! no! I'm too young to die!
Yessss! now just one last stab!
That oughta finish this one up....Now ont my next - Holy F*** the cops are here already....I gotta run - FAST!

 

by MileyRox4Eva
9-28-08
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
What the HELL!!??

 

by MileyRox4Eva
9-28-08
(swings) I can't move.

 

by MileyRox4Eva
9-28-08
Hi
Meow
Not much of a talker, eh?
Meow
Meow? what the fuck are you doing? Are you coming onto me?
Meow

 

by MileyRox4Eva
9-28-08
Hey Handsome
What the fuck is wrong with you people?! I'm a freakin baby for cryin' out loud!
Hey Jimmy , what are you this fine evening?
But you're my MOTHER! are you sure you're not on drugs?
Lovely day, isn't? Lovely enough for a little something in the bedroom, hey handsome?
Ok, I really do NOT know you.

 

by MileyRox4Eva
9-28-08
I'm so sorry, I just don't think we should be together.
But you only agreed to be my girlfriend two minutes ago!
I did?
(sobs) Yes......Ok , moving on........
I think I'll stick to Internet Dating.

 

by MileyRox4Eva
9-29-08
Well hello there, Hot Stuff!
Uugghh!
How you doin'?
Jerk!
A clown just flirted with me!
We could be great friends because that just happened to me too!

 

by MileyRox4Eva
9-30-08
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I GO INSANE!
Sorry but you're trapped here forever so it's no use trying to kill yourself with a hammer and a nail.
A few minutes later...
So is this your backyard?
No. It's actually my kitchen.
To be continued.....
Sweet! I bet one night with her would be a dream come true- oh, wait, I forgot she's a lesbian - oh well, at least I can still watch two hot lesbian chicks make out!
This is my daughter's room.

 

by MileyRox4Eva
9-30-08
Welcome to KFC may I take your order, Mam?
Hmmmmm...Let's see, can I have uhh..medium chips and some chicken nuggets please?
Sorry, we're all out.
What??!!
So, to solve the problem, she decides to deal with it her own way:
SECURITY!!!!!!!!COME GET THIS JACKASS OF A CUSTOMER!!!!!!!!!!
YOU STUPID MOTHER****ER I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!SO IN THE MEANTIME GO SUCK ON A DONKEY'S ****

 

by MileyRox4Eva
10-01-08
How are you, my little hottie?
Great, Baby.
How was your day today Otis?
It was great, Honey.
(yes it's real German ) Translation: What is your name? I am Samuel. I am ten Years Old
Wie Heibt Du?
Ich bin Samuel. Ich Bin Siene Jahre Alt.

 

by MileyRox4Eva
10-02-08
So................Uh....
Fuck
This is ridiculous. Why the hell am I dating my daughter?
Shit
Holy Shit I hope she still hasn't found out this is a date and not a family dinner.I'm just so f***ing desperate.
Why aren't you swearing with me, daddy?

 

by MileyRox4Eva
10-02-08
Welcome to the Restaurant. (lightning flashes) May I take your order?
yeah, can I have a roasted crab, please?
Coming right up, sir. (lightning flashes)
thanks.
Boo!
Umm...waiter? why is there a live crab on my meal plate? Oh I get it- no, wait, no I don't. okay, this is just scarily weird - I'm outta here!

 

by MileyRox4Eva
10-03-08
1: 7 Year Olds
so......Uhh......you ready to do this?
Yup........Sure. Let's get get the party started in here!
2: Teenagers
Sure thang girlfren'!
Let's get it on Brutha!
3: Cowboys
Who cares , I'll just go get some champagne, be right back , hunny bunny
But you're my brother!

 

by MileyRox4Eva
10-15-08
Poop
.............
he he........... hee hee hee...ha . ha . ha ha......ok now im bored.......Poop.

 

by MileyRox4Eva
10-22-08
.....And then we kidnap that weird experiment ....thingy...from that lilo movie.
Uhh it's Stitch, sir.
Whatever just go and get him, you bum.
Ok.I Hope he doesn't get killed like my last partner.
Here You g - Oh ...My....God....I....I...I ...I jinxed him ...He's...he's....Gone...(sobs)

 

by MileyRox4Eva
10-28-08
I saw this on the TV.I know its weird but just lol about anyway.
(all say) Paris for president!
(all say) Paris for president!
Enjoy it? If you didn't I don't mean to be rude but you can all get yourselves stuffed. LOL Jokes.
♫ The commander in bikini ♫

 

by MileyRox4Eva
10-28-08
I saw this on the TV.I know its weird but just lol about anyway.
(all say) Paris for president!
(all say) Paris for president!
Enjoy it? If you didn't I don't mean to be rude but you can all get yourselves stuffed. LOL Jokes.
♫ The commander in bikini ♫

 

by MileyRox4Eva
10-28-08
I saw this on the TV.I know its weird but just lol about anyway.
Frigging hell. this is like the third time i've had to edit this but here it is .... again.
(all say) Paris for president!
(all say) Paris for president!
Enjoy it? If you didn't I don't mean to be rude but you can all get yourselves stuffed. LOL Jokes.
♫ The commander in bikini ♫

 

by MileyRox4Eva
10-28-08
Woah. She's freaking hot dude.
Who?Where? (Pants excitedly)
Umm I don't know how to break this to you but it's you. So will you go out with me?
What the Fuck?!....Ok whatever. anything to get you into my life.......Baby!
Before they they knew it , they wanted each other, badly. That's right. A seven year old little girl and a 45 year old man.
I love you too, BABY! Lets go home our hands in each other's pockets.
I love you.

 

by MileyRox4Eva
10-30-08
A Show Host!? WTF....
Raised in the streets of New York, and having lost all my money to drug dealers as a child i have -
The right to remain silent!!!!!!!!!
Soon after, in the jail cell.
Oh great, now I'm stuck here with a stupid donkey.
Isn't it great?
Suddenly, he knew what he would have for dinner that night.
Oh god yeah, that was some great donkey. (burps)

 

by MileyRox4Eva
10-31-08
Ow. Quit it!
(pokes)He He.
Ow. Quit it!(throws rock)
(pokes)He He.
Guys stop fighti - Oh my god you smashed the TV! That's it, you two are grounded for a week!
(Screen Smashes)

 

by MileyRox4Eva
4-30-09
And Now, Chester Bunny's Speech for tonight!
Alright..... Here Goes Nothin...'ahem'....
Just Freakin Start the speech already jerk features!..jeez...
ahem..."I wanna chase my own tail,catch my breath and say: Salt and pepper,cheese and rice,you and me shall make some spice!"
What The Freakin hell! you did that one last week! And what kindof a speech is that anyway? it's like some kind of dumbass bunny who's just come out of his horny phase!

 

by MileyRox4Eva
5-02-09
OK COULD YOU PLEASE STOP STARING AT ME ALREADY!!
Yep, He snapped. He He He.

 

by MileyRox4Eva
5-02-09
Wtf...i didn't know dey were lezo's and dey were gonna try it out............
Alright! Let's do this!
Sure, ok.
Oookay....
Ok that was totally lame in the sack.....
I know.I think i should stick to being straight.....

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