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by MisterQueue
3-02-02
Look! I'm peeshy, okay!
Are you gonna start peeing or do I have to take my 50 bucks back?

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying!
God, you're a loser.

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
Fuck this, I'm gone!

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
I'm gonna miss that bee.

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
Where the hell do you think you're going?
crap...must think up something quick!
Well?
Ummm...the president needs me. It's an emergency?
I'm not buying that, you haven't spoken to him in 3 years!
Yeah, well he thought it was high time we snorted some lines again.

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
Look, we've grown apart. And you wouldn't ever dress up like William F Buckley for me, so I had to fullfill my needs elsewhere.
You never told me you liked William F Buckley too!
Oh we all got desires baby, now come over here and let's play pogo!

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
Help! My trashcan's broken down!
I'm here, I'm here! What's the...umm..is that a trashcan?
Got any jumper cables?
I don't need this, I've got better things to do.

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
Look, I'm sorry I drug you out here. It was only a joke.
What? That doesn't excuse your behaviour!
Hmm...I'll make it up to you.
You're thinking of peeing on me again aren't you?
What?! I thought you liked that?
I am so out of here this time, I swear...

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
Help! I can't move my arms!
Can't move your arms huh?
Urine is NOT a lubricant!
Only one way to find out.

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
You ASS! You shorted me out!
What?
A Dear John letter?! You're leaving me?

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
Please just do me a favour.
Explain why you're leaving me before you go.
Well, I was going to go, but that was before you peed on me and shorted me out. So...I'm not going anywhere for a while.
Oh the horror...I can't believe you're leaving.

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
Wait, so this means you can't leave me?
Uhh...yeah..lack of movement generally does that
Oh, cool, then I'll be by later.

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
I swear, when I can move, I'm going to 'Nade that bastard.

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
Hmm..maybe if I cycle my RAM on and off.
Damn...

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
Thank mighty monkeys you're here! Do you have any oil?
Some bumblebee just paid me 50 bucks to watch me pee on you.

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
It's a crrraAAAZY Sellathon!
All inventory must go!
You need a liver? We got it. An eyeball? Oh yeah!
Spleed, check, Endoplasmic Reticulum, right on. If you can't find it here, you do not contain it anyway!
So come on down today! Before supplies run out!
Offer not valid anywhere, and you know it man!

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
My life is but a void, lacking meaning and direction. I try and find myself some semblance of peace in here, but how when so much is flawed in my being?
Is there something that can help me? Something that I can reach out in order to better my feeble frame?
Gasp!
Say no more!

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
Are you here to teach me? To show me the one true way?
No, but look. I'm on a ball man? What more do you want from me?
Somehow this wasn't what I was expecting.
Oh like you can do any better Mr. Dreary!

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
You're pretty cute when I'm drunk!
I get that a lot!
Make sweet love to me all night long honey!
Okay!
The next day...
what the?
was it good for you? wuz fer breakfast?

 

by MisterQueue
3-02-02
I need to quit drinking!
I'll just spend tonight alone with no booze.
Ah, 6 hours and still no booze!
Don't lie, you can't fool me!

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
A Guide to MisterQueue's Comic!
Many of you may be asking...why?
Don't feel bad, we still respect you!
Although, it does bring up some points about your intelligence.
And your libido.
Come to think of it, fuck you if you don't get it!
Yeah, you pusillanimous wretch!

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
More Guides to MisterQueue's Comics!
Okay..we have to explain for real this time, there have been letters.
Help, help! The inky black waters of death are swallowing us!
Stop playing around!
Who's playing around?! Look down. How else did my feet disappear?
You do raise a good point.
Shutup and run while you still have legs!

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
Yet Another Guide to MisterQueue's Comics
Okay, now that we got the leak fixed we'll finally be able to tell you what this series is all about!
Yay!
Actually, I'm not sure myself.
So far it's been mostly about pee!
After I sob for a moment, I'm going to stab you so hard.
Doesn't sound like I want to be here for that, I'm going to get coffee.

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
Your final guide!
Okay, now seriously, how do we explain the comic to these fine people?
It's kinda like your mom.
Umm...how is that...
Well, it's in your face, makes no sense, and makes you laugh when you look at it.
Yeah, I could see that.
Plus, it's something I've done and gotten tired of.

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
I just know something has been following me all day...I know it!
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean it's not after me?!
What does it want? Maybe it wants to eat my innards?!
Wonder if he'd let me grope his ass?

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
What, do you want of me oh foul beast from the doomy depths of doom?
Stop being so melodramatic, I was just wondering if you'd like to get a beer with me.
Umm...
What's the catch?
Well, you have to let me ride you like a pony to the bar.

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
Ride me like a pony? Well I guess it isn't that bad, and a beer would be good. Do you have a saddle?
Oh..I wasn't talking about THAT kind of riding.
...
Sheesh, some people can't take a joke.

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
He'll be back...mark my words
Um...is that offer for the beer still good?
Yeah..I was kidding you about the pony stuff...
Well...about that...
What I really want you to do is call me daddy.

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
do NOT, fuck with us!
We are badass bitches!
We know 22 ways to kill a man!
And we ain't afraid to use em!
Again, do NOT, fuck with us!
And pull your pants back up, have you no shame?

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
The L4m3r Zone!
Come with us!
To a place where humour isn't present!
See what it's like when 12 year old 1337 h4x0rs try to be funny!
Do you not tremble in anticipation?
d00d, I am so phucked up rite now!
yuo=faget

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
My Stab at a Relationship Comic
I love you but I'm not IN love with you.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Come to think of it I'm not really sure.
If we weren't stranded on this island, I would leave right now.
Oh, I'm sure I can find someplace else to go.
Wait, I take that back, let's cuddle.

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
More Relationships!
Look, I don't care if we are stranded here alone, I am not fucking you!
*blink blink*
Well, I mean, I'm not fucking you AGAIN.
Oh...I was gonna say...

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
You'd have to read my first set.
Maybe if I close my eyes long enough he will be gone after I open them.
fuck this, I'm gonna go fishing
Crap, I made it worse!
You gonna stand there all day, or are you gonna drop trou and start peeing for me?!

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
Really, start from the beginning please
I'm glad you're here! This creepy beeguy wanted me to pee for him!
...
You know, that might be interesting.
Excuse me won't you? I'm off to find a cliff to leap from.
Baby baby, I was kidding! Let's cuddle!

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
Somewhere, not at a bagel store...
Jeebus, what the hell is wrong with you? Put some clothes on!
But they're all dirty.
You can't just walk around like that...have some decency!
Well, they'd actually be clean if you hadn't squirted oil all over them!
Sorry, sometimes I can't control myself.
That's okay, I did it to yours too!

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
Further action at the non-bagel place...
What?! I can't believe you messed up my clothes like that?!
Well...you did it to mine!
Well that's entirely different!
Wait..robots don't need clothes.
You're right...why did we waste all that money at The Gap?
So many flare pants wasted.

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
Nista, you're last comic wasn't about us. Being extremely self-centered, I am offended.
Ha! You think I need to pander to you big guy? Dream on, I have better things to do.
...
...
Why can't you just let me hold onto my dreams?
Just where in the hell are we anyway?

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
Queue and Nista
I like doing comics with you in them.
Why, because you get to put things in my mouth?
Becau...
You're talking about words aren't you?
You blew a fuse didn't you?

 

by MisterQueue
3-03-02
Explanations
We appologize..
On behalf of MisterQueue.
He only meant to do a couple...
relationship strips.
But you know what they say..when in Rome...
strip.

 

by MisterQueue
3-04-02
In the white room...with black curt...
....
In the white room...something something

 

by MisterQueue
3-04-02
Hey little buddy, you wanna help me?
That depends, help you do what?
Just lay down..you'll see.
Oop...look at that time for my colonic.

 

by MisterQueue
3-04-02
Their names are Pita and Roi!
I'm Pita!
And I'm Roi!
Do NOT fucking confuse us!
Not if you want to leave with your cojones intact!
We will mess you up fiercely.
We are some crazy bitches.

 

by MisterQueue
3-04-02
Pita and Roi return!
I saw my ex at the bar the other day.
Really? Why was he there?
I dunno, I didn't see him for very long?
Dare I ask why?
Cause I threw that bastard through a stained glass window!
I warned him not to mess you over.

 

by MisterQueue
3-04-02
Huh?
Jeebus!
Ramses!
Jeebus!
Ramses!
Stain!
Oily!

 

by MisterQueue
3-04-02
In an empty room no one can hear you scream.
AUUUUUUUUUGH!!!
Sure enough.
Will you shut up?! It's 1 am and I have to go on a rampage early tomorrow!

 

by MisterQueue
3-04-02
DeathJet 101
We've got to repair this plane or else everyone is gonna die!
Right! I'll start serving the coffee, you tell everyone about the in flight movie!
No! You have to get up on top and rebuild the cabin!
Are you crazy? That's dangerous? And we've got thirsty passengers!
I really need to reprogram him if I live.
I'm gonna go warm the salisbury steak.

 

by MisterQueue
3-04-02
I love this town..
So full of colour and interesting people.
Spare some change?
I either need to move, or get off the shrooms.
C'mon...I'll give you a bj!

 

by MisterQueue
3-05-02
Jeebus in the Desert!
Oh Ramses, nothing's been the same since you left me...
Where could you have gone my sweet prince?
I'm right here! I've been pitching a tent since you're no help!
Oh, well you should've told me you were "pitching a tent"
I hate you.

 

by MisterQueue
3-05-02
UnderpAaaAaAants!
Mmm..chicka...underpants...oooh yeah
You taste so goooooood!
I told you what would happen last time!

 

by MisterQueue
3-05-02
It's hard to meet women when you're just a head.
You can't exactly walk up to them an...well..you can't walk up to them at all actually.
On the plus side I am portable and easily controlled.

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