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by Mister_E
12-20-01
The annual Chcken Clan Meatgrinding Day has come, and we are here today to talk to the famous Goerge W Bug. Is there anything you'd like to say.
Today was the day that all will remember as "The start of WW2"
WW2 already happened. It would be WW3. And we have no reason to start a war. This is a meatgrinding celebration.
Huh????
Whatever. Just help me grind this cow into hamburgers.
Huh???

 

by Mister_E
12-20-01
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE "CLONING MACHINE"
NOOOOOOOO. Tobor is in the cloning machine and has hit the start button. The world is doomed. Unless the only one who can help does.

 

by Mister_E
12-20-01
Hey baby.
uh oh. Is he talking to me.
you want to use my tool???????
Oh no! He is talking to me!!!!!! I'm going to have top get rid of him

 

by Mister_E
12-06-02
dude, wanna just go out and become famous?
...........
well?
Dude, I don't even know who you are. And it isn't that easy to do!
I'm Jim. You wanna go become famous now?
Cool!

 

by Mister_E
12-06-02
Uhm, well, our meeting was pretty lame, so we're supposed to put a good joke in now, right?
A joke?: I thought we were gonna be famous.
yeah, but dude, I don't wanna be famous for something stupid. Won't we be famous if we win this stupid contest?
Contest? What the fuck are you on?
Havn't you ever notices that window over there, with the giant faces staring at us?
It's crack, right? You're on crack, right?

 

by Mister_E
12-06-02
You mean you haven't noticed?
You're still on about that?
I'm telling you, we're just comic book characters.
Does that mean we're already famous?
Well technicallly.....
I bet zillions of people read our comic!

 

by Mister_E
12-06-02
We really don't get many readers. This is an online comic.
The comics so good that they put it online! Cool!
NOOOO!! Only a few people read these comics.
So..... you mean that we're only for high class people?
This cpmic series is so lame I don't think anyone is reading it...
I can't believe I never knew all this!

 

by Mister_E
12-06-02
I'm glad we're famous.
We're NOT famous. We are proboly the LAMEST entry in this contest.
Sure just RUIN my dreams.
listen, I'm gonna nuke both of use to get this over with.
Nuke? like microwave?
Yeah. Just ignore the fact that I'm a bomb.

 

by Mister_E
12-06-02
I'm glad I'm famous. Hi Mom!
I'm not even gonna pay attention the the bomb! I wonder where Arthur went.

 

by Mister_E
12-09-02
Whassup stick dude?
I found a letter that I wrote to you, but I can't remember what it was about.
So what's it say?
Apparently I decided to give you all of my cash...
Dude! I'm rich! I'm gonna go and get me some stuff!
Should I tell him I'm broke?

 

by Mister_E
6-14-03
Can you help me find my robot?
What does it look like?
It's red with yellow eyes.
sounds familiar.. alright!
I'm on that like Tobor on my butt!

 

by Mister_E
6-14-03
I'm Cloud, and I'm a physcotically depressed loony.
I'm Barrett, and we're gonna blow stuff up
No one will ever suspect that I have a secret crush on Cloud
Hey Tifa, what's wrong?
Tifa?
No, I'm Aerith. You fell on my flowers, you bastard!!

 

by Mister_E
6-14-03
dammit, I can't believe I dressed up as a girl.
but you are so cute. Much better than the real thing. I like you, just like every other chick in the game.
Cloud is mine, you ugly bitch!
what do you mean, ugly? We look exactly the same!
hmm.. we are going to go save Cloud's girlfriend, now.
I am RedXII, and I will help. We will fight that long, white haired bastard.

 

by Mister_E
6-17-03
what a strange mirror
egnarts a tahw rorrim
Well, I suppose it isn't so strange.
ti esoppus I ,lleW egnarts os t'nsi
I'm still getting this bad feeling, though..

 

by Mister_E
6-19-03
what's this that my little Devin has been looking at?
www.goatse.cx
Hey grannie!
Oh, my poor heart!
Uhh.. ohh.. grannie didn't look at this, did she.. *drools*
Welcome back, Devin

 

by Mister_E
6-19-03
Dear friends and family...
My poor grandmother recently died. She was 100 years old...
I hope you will all attend.... etc...
well, most of these people probobly don't care... I'll invite Kaufman, he cares!
I'll just put him in here...
I feel dizzy, I gotta stop spinning this chair.. I hope Kaufman shows up...

 

by Mister_E
6-19-03
Hey, what's this... who the heck?
You've got mail
Okay guys, the next comic cup will be about this e-mail I got from some loony..
but Kaufman!
What is it, insignificant peon?
Nevermind.... I'll just go look at more goatse to feel better...

 

by Mister_E
6-19-03
We are here to say goodbye to someone who you all must have loved...
I'm just here to collect her soul
So, when do we get the free beer?!?
Dammit, Jesus beat me here...
loved? I still don't know who the hell this lady is! And this crazy kid keeps poking me in the back...
Yeaaa!! Kaufman came!!

 

by Mister_E
6-23-03
Dammit, I'm sick of telling people about "god" and "Jesus" It's a load of shit! I just wanna get drunk and high. I denounce my Cristianity, Jesus.
I'm sorry to here that, preist. But enjoy yourself while you can...
whhooo!! I shoulda *hic* tried this years ago! What the hell did Jesus mean when he said while you can? Oh shit.. you don't think he *hic* meant...
And now, to all my faithful followers.. I give you free beer and pot for all!!
Dammit!

 

by Mister_E
6-24-03
Hey honey, I hope you enjoy the new Computer software we gave you for your birthday!
Right, thanks... Now get out of my room, bitch
My little boy is just so sweet!
Well, I'll install the bitch's software first... to make her "happy"
hmmm.. now to install Grand Theft Auto...
Hey, it looks like you're installing a game you are not old enought to play, how may I help?

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