A Thing With A Boner. by Mmmm_Penis1-02-03 Why you all the way over there, baby? Poppa wants to spill in your belly button. Ehh, I'm all set in that department. Really.
Mutual Masturbation. Not The Good Kind, Though. by Mmmm_Penis1-05-03 Hey, Big Daddy. Why don't you put that drink down. You'll need the free hand in a moment or two. Hooofff... (Well, I guess it beats tortuous ass-poundings from a robot.) ...Alright, let's make it quick, though.
Put This In Your Pun And Smoke My Bone. by Mmmm_Penis1-08-03 Ok, put the cat DOWN! ...We're gonna' make sweet love, hunny. I thought you loved... PUSSY?! A-har-har-har-huh-huh-yuk-yuk-yuk! Heh... a-heh... hhh... Had to get that out of my system. Okay, let's get to it, then
Popcorn -- With Extra Grease, Please. by Mmmm_Penis1-08-03 Sugar? Get yer bony ass over here, I wanna' dip my wick in your dumptruck. Well, come over here then, cause I can't see the screen from over there. Ohhhhhh, high resolution 'Shrek' on DVD... *droooooollll*
Big Super Orgy Time. by Mmmm_Penis1-15-03 ALRIGHT, BABBY! I'M GONA MAKE YOUR'E EYES EXPLODED WITH MY PAINFUL RAMMINGS! I am feeling the both frightened and sickly aroused. I don't ever have seen animol caulk. Pray to my ansesstors it is not too slimy. Come here, sweet-thang. I've got an itch that can only be scratched by your vaginal wall.