All comics by MorningGlory

 

by MorningGlory
12-02-02
hi im the pink donkey thing
who ever made me was either high or drunk
but im cute anyway

 

by MorningGlory
12-02-02
im digging a hole to america
im digging a hole to japan
you will like japan it has lots of flowers
youll like america it has the best food
where is your shovel?
I dont know. Uht ohh!

 

by MorningGlory
12-02-02
who are you?
Im the disco dog
this isnt the country bar?
Nope this is a disco bar
oh well i guess i should just change my clothes
go get drunk and it wont matter.

 

by MorningGlory
12-03-02
whats so great about this wall?
im not sure
looks like a normal wall to me
they say you can see it from space
maybe its a magical wall
After all it is The Great Wall of China

 

by MorningGlory
12-03-02
scuse me sir
scuse me sir, do you have a permit to stand there?
dont you be touching my goat. yes permit i have
Anything to meet quota
Hmm wierd. do you have a License for that turban then?
ohh nooo, not nother ticket.

 

by MorningGlory
12-06-02
Ok, What did the car look like, that ran over your bike?
Ha! why does your voice sound like that?
Like what?
Its like all high pitched and stuff.
Well, Im actually a woman in a man's body because there is no room for women police on Stripcreator.
Ohh. That explains it all.

 

by MorningGlory
12-08-02
Wook, G.I. fink im girl then i blow up.
Did oo get the candy he hads?
I no get candy but i suck him off.
No? too boku?
No! too boku!
Bukake?

 

by MorningGlory
12-09-02
In the trenches.
LICK MY MEAT FLOWER, YOU SLANT-EYED WHORE
Me no know wha you say
Come here. I'll lick that stinky bush you fucking gook
How I say? Im like retard with squinty eyes?
Holly has an Idea
Hmm?? Retards give the best head?
I give it head to dog once, then eat.

 

by MorningGlory
12-09-02
Pimpy attempts to sell his crack to school kids.
My Dad's cock is too big for my ass!
He gets something other than a sale.
I normally just suck him off!
Thass some shit nigga, I juss fuck fat white BITCHES
Truth be told.
Yous fucked up!
At least I don't polute the world with NIGGER FILTH.

 

by MorningGlory
2-02-03
SKIES OVER TEXAS
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SOUND?
I DONT KNOW IT WAS FUCKING LOUD.
LOOK.. LOOKS LIKE A COMET.
I DONT THINK ITS A COMET
HOLY SHIT ITS A FLAMMING ASTRONAUT
FUCK!! I JUST WASHED MY CAR!

 

by MorningGlory
2-04-03
CHIEF SOMETHING IS WRONG!!
OUCH

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