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by MrMaddness
4-14-03
Just when you thought casual friday were going too far...
Nice skirt.
Nice boxers.
Nice Espresso Frappuccino.
Nice beer.
They go even further...
Wanna have casual sex?
Sure.

 

by MrMaddness
4-14-03
Where do you get all these signs?
Kinko's dude....

 

by MrMaddness
4-14-03
Why can't you get a job? Look at what I'm wearing here!
It could be worse...
Oh yeah!? How?
You could be an oppressive dictator facing against a President who's got a grudge because his dad did too...
I meant in a literal sense!
Well you should be more specific next time.

 

by MrMaddness
4-15-03
Just another casual friday...
[Fart]
Oh shoot. That's gonna smell.
Damn dude... what's that smell!
Dan! It's not supposed to be that casual!
Sorry man...

 

by MrMaddness
4-15-03
We got another one of those pesky terrorists...
Is this the line for heaven?
Yeah I think so...
Yes! I finally get my virgins!
Ha. Ha. FOOLED YA!
Urchin - A hedgehog.
Oh crap.
Virgins! You fool! We said Urchins!

 

by MrMaddness
4-15-03
Honey! I'm going to work!
Thank god.
I'll see you later!
Sadly...
I love you!
OK. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST LEAVE ALREADY.

 

by MrMaddness
4-15-03
More depravity on Casual Friday...
Yes! Internet porn rules!
OHHHH YEAH
Bob Learns a Valuable Lesson About Casual Friday
Uh... Whatcha watchin Dave?
Internet porn! INTERNET PORN!
Don't EVER Question Dave.
Are you sure you should be watching this?
Well... the rules said casual, as in at home. So im sitting in my boxers, drinking a beer, and watching some porn... YOU GOT A PROBLEM?

 

by MrMaddness
4-15-03
It's time....
I'm calling you out Bush! Come out and fight like a man!
Excuse me sir... this is a restriced area. Move on now.
Maybe next time...
Damn! Thrwarted yet again! I'll get you yet Bush!
Nothing to see here... move on now.

 

by MrMaddness
4-15-03
Still you should never bring up... Especially to a woman.
Honey... are you cheating on me?
What would give you that impression?
O, just wondering. Goodbye then.
Bye honey.
But would you really be so upset if this happened?
I thought he would never leave!
Quick, take all your clothes off and do me now!

 

by MrMaddness
4-15-03
On this issue of Reality Bites... SURVIVOR IN SPACE!
I see his lips moving... but I don't hear anything
-------
-----!@#$%--
In space... nobody can hear you talk... DUH!
That'll show him!
I saw that!

 

by MrMaddness
4-17-03
The unseen American Idol auditions...
She blinded me... WITH SCIENCE!
It's getting HOT IN HERE. SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES.
Where's that British guy when you need him?
Don't fear the reaper.

 

by MrMaddness
4-17-03
Todd tries to make a last minute date for Friday nite....
So... you... uh... wanna go out tonite?
No.
Hey Jade... wanna go out and catch a flick or something?
No.
Just how far will Todd go?
Man... I'm not even that desparate.
Like my nipple rings?

 

by MrMaddness
4-17-03
The mad-scientist Arabian
My experiment is almost complete! Soon I will have the perfect killing machine!
ZZZZZZZZT
It doesnt work...
Oh crap.
You again! I thought I told you to move on.

 

by MrMaddness
4-17-03
Honey, the plumber will be here at 3.
Ok have a nice day at work!
Bye.
Hmm... I wonder if the plumber is cute...
It's a me! Mario! I'm the plumber!
I take that back...

 

by MrMaddness
4-18-03
On the next Joe Millionaire....
Wait a minute... is this like this last reality show, where the guy really wasnt rich?
No.
Are you sure?
Fox finds the stupidest women alive....
Yes.
Good enough for me!

 

by MrMaddness
4-18-03
Somethings you just HAVE to know...
Dude... how do you get your head so shiny?
Head wax.
Really?
But there is still stuff better left unsaid...
Yeah, I also have to buff it smooth.
Does it only work on your head? Or other hairless parts?

 

by MrMaddness
4-18-03
The conversations men dread to hear...
Honey... i'm having a few guys over after work.
Is that black guy coming too?
Who... Stephan? He should be... why?
I also wondered if what they say about black men is true...
LIES! DAMN LIES!
You said it was a good size!
Dumbass.

 

by MrMaddness
4-18-03
How we wish problems could be solved...
Mate!
That's it! I DECLARE A JIHAD ON YOUR PEOPLE!
Or maybe not....
Oh crap... not again.

 

by MrMaddness
4-25-03
The Art of Bitchslapping
You gotta stick your hand out like this...And then THWACK! Right in the face!
Now! Go practice on the first thing you see!
Just be careful of who you try it on.
Should I go for the horns or the face?

 

by MrMaddness
4-25-03
On the next episode of Mr. Personality:
So...what's your name?
Aren't you Jason?
She must be retarded or something. Oh well...
If were only this easy...
That's a pretty big knife there...
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT IS! NOW WHERE'S THAT MONICA BITCH?

 

by MrMaddness
4-30-03
Movies you hope they make...
The "Reindeer Hunter". Starring me of course.
Things not to say to an assassin...
Flowers?
Instant IQ Test
So... are you that Jesus guy or something?

 

by MrMaddness
5-05-04
Another dead night at the Video Store
Martini mix?
What's in a Martini? Vodka and what else?
Ah...smart man.
Didn't think so.
Can't fool you.

 

by MrMaddness
3-09-09
The stupid security camera in this store isn't even pointed at the door.
So?
So that stupid height strip thing we have is a waste if we ever actually get robbed?
I never knew those things were for robbers.
What the hell did you think they were for?
To see if I was still growing?

 

by MrMaddness
3-09-09
I was bored the other day so I googled my name.
And...?
Apparently I'm a kung fu master, I own car dealerships and I live in Hawaii.
Fucking sweet.
Oh, and I teach acupuncture, in Arizona.
Dude....teach me acupuncture.

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