All comics by Mr_Catholic

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by Mr_Catholic
1-09-03
Oh no here we go!
Excuse me sir, I represent the Jehova's witness program!
Hmm, how can I shut her up..hmm
We are a non profit religion focused on gods love with out the need of holidays or cheap novelties of society.
Happy Birthday!

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-09-03
Whoa, Kevin your not driving man you've had one too many!
Dude! I never get sick of playing candy land shutup!
But hey you know what? That bed's lookin awful nice right about now!
Give me the keys!

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-09-03
A normal relationship argument...
Thats it! Ive sick of this crap! Your dead to me baby!
Yeah well, you know those carebear pajamas I bought you? GONE!
You bought me carebear pajamas?
...into the birthday present from hell!
Stop smiling at me like that..

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-09-03
Are you tired?
Extremely, I just got in from a jog.
Crap! I forgot the rest, think fast!
Why do you ask?
Your mother has nice legs, oh! uh! I mean, will you marry me?
Im a man.

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-09-03
Kevin trys to market the Xbox!
The XBOX also serves as a hotplate, space heater, bookend, and high tech paper weight!
Horrible RAM output! My OS crashed, I cant remember my BIOS!
Oh yeah!?!? Well im gonna put my foot in your output!
my ass?
That too.

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-09-03
Whassup dawg, how bout some KFC?
Um hi. I dont want any crack, or any blink 182 cd's.
Dawg you must be trippin, shiit. Im funna run to KFC dawg, whaaaat!
I'm gonna call the "police"
True Dat!
This is pointless.

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-09-03
He WILL advertise Jello when you least expect..
When is there ever not a good time for pudding?
Oh god! Bill Cosby is a telemarketer! aaah!
One Day Later while watching the Lion King..
Hi! Im a TV. I tell people when to use the bathroom! Gotta love commercials!
Die Mufasa!
Whassup, im Bill Cosby's son, I DIDN'T die.
There is a god.

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-09-03
Excuse me sir would you like to try our organic tofu soy bacon cheese burger?
Nah
But could I interest you in a tall glass of shut the hell up?
Is it made from concentrate?

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-09-03
Union Troops on the Horizon!
Hey look we missed a slave!
Aww hell naw , its da "police"
Man, cant a brother go to KFC or sell crack in peace? man whassup...
Extra Crispy!

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-09-03
My Ex-girlfriend actually did this.
Hey Caitlin whats up?
Not much, just throwing salt in my eyes.
Why the hell are you doing that?
Laugh and be entertained.
Isn't that normal teenage behavior?

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-10-03
Doesn't the fact that your just a mockery of death disturb you? How do you live?
No..
I work birthday parties.

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-10-03
Would you like a cookie?
Who the hell are you?
...Do you know the muffin man...the muffin man...

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-10-03
*wipe*
What are you doing?
Wiping my face off, Kevin kisses like a walrus!
Mmm....walruses...
You will not talk about your mother that way!

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-10-03
Umm...shouldn't we be making a comic...or something?
I thought we were filing for a tax return!
Quiet im in my happy place!
Wanna get high?
DONT FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL!

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-10-03
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No idea.

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-10-03
What condition did you say you had sir?
Im a Type 1 Hypochondriac.
Are you taking any medication for this?
Yes officer, Placebos.
Its safe to say you have a Terminal Illness. You will die within the next 45 years.
Its getting dark, I can see a tunnel...with light!

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-15-03
Santa's Elf my ass, lets see a green card!
Aye! Imigra! Puedo ir al bano?

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-15-03
This is a stick up!
Oh really? It looks more like a gun to me.
*cough* Would you like some girl scout cookies?

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-17-03
On her quest to figure out why a period wasn't just punctuation.
Hola. Senorita! Tu Eres Fea! Que Asco!
No thank you, I don't want my window's washed.
Thats a lovely el dressio you have on!
Aye, y tu eres muy estupido!

 

by Mr_Catholic
1-17-03
Would you like a balloon?
Would you like to stop sexually harrasing me?
What do I look like a priest or something?

 

by Mr_Catholic
3-30-03
Everybody get on the floor!
Come on, lets do the Dinosaur!
I have a gun! This is a stickup!
Im sorry, I don't know that one.

 

by Mr_Catholic
3-31-03
Ok so, dinner 8 pm That kosher with you?
Why are you looking at me like that?
You think just because I'm a jewish rabbi, you can let the kosher jokes fly. Well not today!

 

by Mr_Catholic
4-24-03
The Secretary of Defense speaks to America.
It has come to my attention that our war efforts have reduced the amount of our working civilians.
Therefore, I have established a suitable solution. Lights please.
Behold the Laborers of the US! The Proud! The illegal!

 

by Mr_Catholic
6-07-03
Hey there officer what can I do for you?
um..hello?
Bequiet! Im drawing your portrait!

 

by Mr_Catholic
6-07-03
Yes, I am Jeb Bush. Im a very busy man creating torturous standardized tests so if you have a question, ask.
Mr Bush? Jeb Bush?
There WAS NO Free willy 2.
Why wasnt I on the cast of Free Willy 2?
I can get you a job at the batting cage i work in, thought its a tad painful.

 

by Mr_Catholic
6-07-03
Hey Bob whats that big deep hole in your back yard for?
Satanic rituals involving the painful deaths of small mammals. oh and lots of blood.
Your toilet broke down again?

 

by Mr_Catholic
6-07-03
Possums...
i r teh l33t hax0r! j00 must be terminated!
I think he was rushed.
pfmg!1!!1! where the lights g0 this sux0rs!
w00t.
You n00bs! it was nr20!
no rox0r!
I p3wned j00!

 

by Mr_Catholic
6-07-03
uh sir..
...and look at this color fading! Theres a spot here!
sir!
this is disgusting! how am I supposed to wear this!
Thats my sock!!!
oh...

 

by Mr_Catholic
6-12-03
Im sorry, did you want to make a comic?

 

by Mr_Catholic
6-22-03
Hold it
Right There
Mister
Savior!
Sir, come down from the crucifix! we have you surrounded!
Well actually your just standing in a line.

 

by Mr_Catholic
6-22-03
You think you can hang there all willy nilly and expect followers to come to you? NOT ON MY WATCH!
Sinner! I will show you the future!
30 minutes later in a rented movie lot...
ooh....urrg this hell...it hot...ahh This is what awaits you!
Screw the heat! why am I wearing a speedo!!!
Attention all units.. Unidentified Catholic Dignitary spotted at John Lennon's grave. Over and out.
I DONT WANT TO BE A DOGONABALL2! You'll pay for this savior!!!!
Hey! you! get offa my cloud!

 

by Mr_Catholic
6-22-03
Although carrot top was not present to see the savior, he sent "dial down the center" as a representative.
pfmg!!!111! Savior!
wow thats a lot of wood!
its jesus! this rox0r!
w00t!
Hey those are my nails!
Do you think your original?

 

by Mr_Catholic
6-22-03
A loophole in the Savior Case is discussed!
So let me get this straight...
Donut holes....exist?
Yes.
If you look close enough you can see the lint on his shirt.
That's horrible! and this "savior" is spreading lies about this to innocent children, oh THE HUMANITY!

 

by Mr_Catholic
6-22-03
Bla Bla you suck!
n00b's aren't funny!
Im supposed to say something like, Ha!
Get off the crucifix! Moron!
Such is the fate of ill-acquired talent.
NO! not the forum users! They will just tell me I suck and no one will beleive in me!!! AAAAAAAH! ill go!

 

by Mr_Catholic
6-22-03
Spell
One day Mr Catholic was playing GBA...
and got p3wned in Zelda, a link to the past.
Racecar
he got so pissed he threw his gba at a wall...
and started to play runescape.
Backwards
Realizing how much it sucked....
he came here!

 

by Mr_Catholic
6-22-03
This is the way
Apparently Mr Catholic finds the cop1-1 and jesus1-1 very funny..
so...he created that shit below this one...
to
in the hopes that one of his friends or a satanist would find his mockery interesting....
but...i think it sucks...
Applebees.
Its sort of on the edge of blasphemy...
and Dave Attel...

 

by Mr_Catholic
8-04-03
Sir, there is no soliciting in this department store allowed.
Sir?
Can't the son of man pole dance in peace?

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