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by NOComedy
10-15-09
What's this?
Oh God no, it can't be true.
What's Wrong?
Inflation is setting in, time to get the hammers.
WAAAAYYY ahead of you.

 

by NOComedy
10-15-09
The thinking of the new BNP constitution.
Okay, new BNP constitution: No fat chicks allowed.
Works for me.

 

by NOComedy
10-15-09
If time is something that is created by humans to observe the roation of earth to mark the sun's passing over the sky, then if I was on Mars, what time would it be now?
Since it's wednesday, 2:30PM here, its wednesday 2:30PM there. The Martians will adopt human time if they like it or not.
Fair enough, but why are you in the trash?
I uphold my right to not answer that question.

 

by NOComedy
10-15-09
My Credit Card PIN number is 6710. I can say this in confidence since you don't have my card.
End of the month. Bill Time.
Crap...

 

by NOComedy
10-16-09
Please welcome our next contestent...God!
Thank you, Thank you.
For £10,000. What came first? The Chicken or the Egg?
Well there is an intresting story behind that.
...Many Hours Later.
Well that was intresting, but you didn't answer the question.
To be honest, I can't remember which one I made first. It was a long day.

 

I had a morgage I needed to pay off. So I stood to become an MP.
by NOComedy, 10-16-09

 

by NOComedy
10-16-09
You lost a piece. You know the rules.

 

by NOComedy
10-19-09
Windows 95
Windows 98
Windows XP
Windows 7
Hey, Mr Microsoft representative, what about ME and Vista?
They *NEVER* exisited. Got it?

 

by NOComedy
10-19-09
Windows 98
Okay, there is a slight problem, we're working to get it fixed, but continue your program as useal.
Windows XP
Alright, we have a problem, we tried are best to fix it while you didn't notice but we now have to close this program. Do you want to send an error report?
Windows Vista
OMG OMG OMG! Alright, something is wrong and I don't know what! It maybe just a line of unneeded code but we can't be too careful...CLOSE EVERYTHING DOWN UNTIL IT IS SORTED!

 

by NOComedy
10-19-09
Bob! Why have you left the PC on? You know by not saving energy your contributing to climate change.
I bought myself a boat and I can't be asked to go to the seaside. So I thought why no bring the sea to me, which can be achived via climate change.
You heartless bastard...

 

I'm looking at nude photos of Barry White on horseback...Ohhhhh Yeah.
♪"Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe"♪
by NOComedy, 10-19-09

 

by NOComedy
10-20-09
NONE SHALL PASS!
Seriously Gandulf, that is becoming so Cliché.
You've changed Gimli...You've Changed.

 

by NOComedy
10-20-09
*Ring Ring* *Ring Ring*
*Ring Ring* *Ring Ring*
*Silence*
Bugger!

 

by NOComedy
10-20-09
Ah! Forget it...
*Ring Ring*
Bugger!

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