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by NYPD
6-04-06
So Chaz the first ever episode of NYPD. What d'ya get up to on the first day on the force.
A Couple of Joyriders, Pimps and then a hooker.
Business or social?
Business...
Well it was until she took her shirt off.

 

by NYPD
6-04-06
Sorry Father but your gonna have to come down the station.
Its okay. I understand that you have to do yor service and everything.
What do i look like! a Dumbass...
Dont answer that!

 

by NYPD
6-04-06
So your trying to say.. you look like a bacon cosour experiment went wrong.
Yer thats around it officer.
You expect me to believe that!
well if you think thats bad you should see my brother.
Poor guy wont stop singing the smokey song.
?Roll, Roll, Roll, your Joint gently down the Line, Take a poke inhale that smoke and Blow your friggin mind?

 

by NYPD
6-04-06
Good luck on your mission to save the world my child.
Thanks for the support Jesus...
Good luck Kid.You'll need determination, courage and guns.
Thanks for the support Serg.
Wait a sec kid, im just finishing off my donut. There done. You wanna autograph Kid.
....

 

by NYPD
6-04-06
Well Chaz ive had a hell of a day today. what about you?
Yer it was pretty busy today. But i heard someone in your department got the sack.
Oh well i didnt...
anywayz i best be off. See ya tomoro...
Oh i wont be in tomoro. the boss sort of gave me a vacation.
Oh dont worry, I knew you were sacked.

 

by NYPD
6-04-06
Are you sure you didnt kill her Mr Choppingblock.
I Swear on my lil dog.
Well im gonna have to give you a ticket. anyway whats with the knife.
I found it.
Say ello to ma little Friend.

 

by NYPD
6-04-06
Hey ive herd you have been over drinkin?
Nah that ma Partner...
Have you been over drinkin?
No that ma partner...
Have uyou been... wait a sec didnt i...
Asta Lavista Little boy...

 

by NYPD
6-04-06
Come quick look what Mum brought for ma birthday...
Oh come on tell me...
Its big, Blue, and eat donuts...
Oh man mum charged it up for me...

 

by NYPD
6-04-06
Our Father who art in heaven...
Ohh Shit!!!
By Kingdom come i will be done on earth...
Voiceover.: We have found it. The Turd Horse and Fucking Bear. Get The boss in here.
Amen..... Oh Shit, Its the Fucking Bill, Fuck you god, Praying my Ass of all day. SKREW U!!!
Personally i use the duck and cover tecknique

 

by NYPD
6-04-06
Hey its been a long time since we last talked. So has your job at the bottom gone well.
No cos i got promoted to ur job den boss of that and then totali top of the department...
Oh...
Not exactly
So you got ur job back yet?

 

by NYPD
6-05-06
Okay Chaz read me the report...
I cant wait till tonight it will be...oh sorry wrong piece of paper. It says 32 years white male.
Ermm well thats helped. Iwant you to call in all the 32 yr old white males in the area.
Oh and he had Blonde hair.
Thank gods it a man.
I know.. if it were a women we'd be out the Job.

 

by NYPD
6-05-06
Groovy!
I Know isnt just like..Amazing...
Groovy!
Alrite were past that joke now!!!
Groovy!
You do remeber what i did to ma last boyfreind who did that...Let just say he wont ever be a daddy.

 

by NYPD
6-05-06
Hello is anyone there?
Oh come on.. a dead man gota eat every now and again...
Look i wont do what i did last time...

 

by NYPD
6-05-06
Man i hate squirrels...

 

by NYPD
6-05-06
A Chair.
A chair with the power to destroy anything in its way.
A Chair..

 

If only he had seen it coming...
by NYPD, 6-06-06

 

The one thing he wanted to be and his mum had to make two of them...
by NYPD, 6-06-06

 

He looked at her discreetly.... She couldnt handle the pressure....
by NYPD, 6-06-06

 

This is what happens when you dial 666...
by NYPD, 6-06-06

 

The last episode of Eastenders...
by NYPD, 6-06-06

 

"What a strange looking guy"......... said the Dinosaur...
by NYPD, 6-06-06

 

One worked at the Restuarant. The other owned it...
by NYPD, 6-06-06

 

A Mix between Pakman and 18th Century Porn...
by NYPD, 6-06-06

 

3 Days by himself and Dan was getting depressed. He hadnt been laid for ages...
by NYPD, 6-06-06

 

by NYPD
6-07-06
Oh Hello... you must be the new guy. Welcome To Hell...
We have a selection of Supermarkets, cinemas and plenty more entertainment features...
Where is the nearest stripper bar?
I can see why you were sent here insted of up there..

 

by NYPD
6-07-06
Before we let you rome around the City. I would like you to meet Satan...
Hello New one. There is only one rule in Hell. No reproducing.
What Satans a Priest???
I know what your thinking. Why is Satan a Priest?
NO I was thinkin why we not allowed to Reproduce?

 

by NYPD
6-07-06
Okay just before you go. There is a slight misunderstanding at Base Control. How did you die?
Well it went a bit like this...
I was walking Home from work one day when i spotted my ex walking past. So i climbed up a tree. Without knowing the tree was being cut down so before i knew it...BOOF!!!
No really...
I tripped over my lace...

 

by NYPD
6-07-06
Hello new one. Welcome to Hells Kitchen. How may i help you?
Id like A Cheeseburger and medium sized Coke...
After he finished....
Please may i take your plate.
Yer sure but why u so nice when were in Hell...
Oh Come on Look at me. Like God would Take me....Dipshit!

 

by NYPD
6-07-06
Now you have spent aday at Hells City its time to take you to the dungeon...
Nooooooooo!!!!
Oh Few it was just a dream!!!
The End...
Come on Darling Teas Ready...
Let me correct my self...OH SHITE!!!

 

by NYPD
6-07-06
Hello... Welcome to Heaven. As you will see there are a number of Churcs, churches and more churches...Here meet god....
Welcome Brothers. There is only one rule up here. No reproduction.
So how do you like heaven...
This Sucks Im going Back to Hell!!!

 

Ninjas and School girls dont go well when playing Football...
by NYPD, 6-07-06

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