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by NeKo_chan
3-12-04
Smeepy contemplates the theory of "Cabbage."
cheep!
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cheep!

 

by NeKo_chan
3-12-04
mommy!
I am NOT!
mommy!
oh, god! go AWAY!!!
froot loops!
ooo! where?

 

by NeKo_chan
3-12-04
I AM SGRAGHHHIDSNASD! THE LORD OF EVILNESS AND DOOM! PH33R ME!
i think i love you
...
sniff me!
escape!

 

by NeKo_chan
3-12-04
January 19, 2004. Austrailia. A kangaroo steals a flamethrower. Tens panic.
muahaha!
The nation sends their best to control the situation
g'day! i'm Steve Irwin! put down the flamethrower.
They fail miserably. like usual.
muahaha!

 

by NeKo_chan
3-12-04
NeKo_chan PSA #1
Hey, this is NeKo_chan
popup!
I have a very important issue to tell you all about
error!
..but i forgot what
hail Bill Gates!

 

by NeKo_chan
3-12-04
GRAGH! I SHAL DEVOUR YOUR --
pudding?
NO! YOUR --
chicken fingers?
OH, I GIVE UP
how about beer? do you devour beer?

 

by NeKo_chan
3-12-04
NeKo and that other guy make conversation
They say that when a 7-foot tall raver falls over in a night club, an angel tells someone to shut the fuck up
it's true!
i have no idea what you mean
Later...
~yawn~
you! fool boy! Shut the fuck up NOW! Before i dismember you with my sword here

 

by NeKo_chan
3-12-04
fear me, for i am the disembodied soul of the great Lord Vashowitz!
heh.. its a floating fish!
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bitch blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah complain blah blah blah blah blah demand blah blah blah blah
I bet you're a very tasty disembodied soul
i will be leaving now

 

by NeKo_chan
3-12-04
That Guy and Mister Stick go to the Pretty Good Canyon
Isnt this canyon-y place great?
i guess..
*shove*
*falls into the canyon*
you ok down there?
i cant feel my spine...

 

by NeKo_chan
3-12-04
Special German Edition!
ich habe Tatzen!
riechen Sie Affen?
ich vielleicht
ich dachte so
http://babelfish.altavista.com/ to translate
ich tadele ihn

 

by NeKo_chan
3-13-04
Where can you see lions? Only in Kenya. Goin' to Kenya we've got lions. Where can you see tigers? only in Kenya. Got lions and tigers only in Kenya. Forget Norway!
...
Kenya, oh Kenya! Where the giraffes are! and the zebra. Kenya! Kenya! Kenya! Kenya! Kenyaaa! We're goin' to Kenya! Would you believe it!
Wonder what i'm listening to? Sure not gonna tell you here. i put an ad in the last one.
How long have you had this problem, now?
many....months....

 

by NeKo_chan
3-13-04
Hey, Marni! Sup?
I DEVOURED 3 HUMANS AND THEN MADE A WEBCOMIC
...
IT WAS THE MOST FUN I HAD ALL WEEK
i will be wandering off now...
THE DUTCH SATAN GAVE ME A THUMBS-UP!

 

by NeKo_chan
3-13-04
why do i not have a name?
uhh...
you gave a name to everything else! even that stupid dragon extra! an EXTRA, dammit!!!
um.. hold on, k?
To be continued...
YOU'D BETTER HURRY!

 

by NeKo_chan
3-13-04
A strip meeting is called
ok, everyone! we need to think of a name for That Guy!
Fred?
Eric!
To be continued farther...
Drake!
Morris?

 

by NeKo_chan
3-13-04
That Guy's new name revealed
do you have a name for me yet?
not quite.
grrr...
AND THE WINNER IS... Marni! with Drake!
Drake?
your new name, silly!

 

by NeKo_chan
3-13-04
Son, could you come here for a minute?
I wonder what he wants...
Son, your getting older now, its about time we had a heart to heart.Is there anything on your mind?
Yes dad...where do babies come from?
these pictures will tell you everything you need to know. right up to your cloning.
yay! porn!

 

by NeKo_chan
3-13-04
Nekoland PSA
i've had reason to believe that people think i'm seriously insane and thus, try to avoid this series
i have only one thing to say about this.
duh.
THE INVISIBLE MUSHROMBADGERS ARE MELTING MY FAAAACE!!!

 

by NeKo_chan
3-13-04
One day, when NeKo was sending illegal software to a friend...
i need a new FTP uploader thingiebob.... ooo! there's one! SFTP? eh....*click* *downloads*
Note that SFTP is NOT FTP over a secure connection. Even though, from a user perspective, they behave the same, these two protocols are completely different.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck god damn FUCK!!!!
WHERE THE HELL'S MY SWORD???
hehehe

 

by NeKo_chan
3-14-04
Son, could you come here for a minute?
I wonder what he wants..
Son, your getting older now, its about time we had a heart to heart.Is there anything on your mind?
Yes dad...where do babies come from?
Oh... I was hoping you'd ask something easy, like if you were adopted. You were.
I KNEW that....

 

by NeKo_chan
3-14-04
Son, could you come here for a minute?
I wonder what he wants..
Son, your getting older now, its about time we had a heart to heart.Is there anything on your mind?
Yes dad...where do babies come from?
...And THEN the alien leaves spores on your face!
Eew! Cool!

 

by NeKo_chan
3-17-04
One day, premium channels were installed on the TV...
oooh!
movie!
Several hours later...
*drools*
original series!
Today we have learned...?
HBO makes my brain hurt

 

by NeKo_chan
3-17-04
Special Episode: MMORPGing with Drake
dragoboy37: you're goin DOWN, noob *slashes with sword for 300 attacks*
pYrOmAnIc001: i'm gona frag you so fast, your grandma will hurt
SYSTEM: user pYrOmAnIc001 evades attack for all 300 tries dragoboy37: damn you, godmoder!
pYrOmAnIc001: bwahahaha! *attacks with Lv. 100 Mystery Beam spell*
Are you confused too?
dragoboy37: o_o eep
SYSTEM: user pYrOmAnIc001's Lv. 100 Mystery Beam spell damages user pYrOmAnIc001 for 99999 HP, 99999 MP. **YOU DIED** pYrOmAnIc001: crap

 

by NeKo_chan
3-17-04
GREETINGS, HEATHEN MAC USER!
you are...?
I AM A MINION OF LORD BILL GATES SENT TO CONVERT YOU AND OTHER MAC USERS TO CONFORM TO THE MAGIC OF CONSTANT CRASHING AND SURPRISING TECH SUPPORT BILLS!
ohkaay...
LORD GATES WISHES ALL TO BOW TO HIS NERDY POWER!
excuse me while i look for a giant piece of paper to clip you to

 

by NeKo_chan
5-15-04
Ladies, gentlemen, and pink floating gorillas!
i am back, and planning on making more completely insane cartoons!
we will return you to your normal Nekoland service in a few minutes. please hold.

 

by NeKo_chan
5-17-04
duct tape laalala duct tape
*snap* HOLY FUCK!
ooo... donkey magic...
Guess who just discovered Request-A-Song?
MY BED IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
well, at least stuff dosnt fall on you every time you look up!

 

by NeKo_chan
7-08-04
i've ben gone again and even more then last time, becasue i stopped using stripcreator ant tried really drawing things.
don't worry, i STILL can't draw
i'll be thinking up new strange inside jokes in a bit, so keep your pants on. i beg of you.
...going on a wacky heaven adventure. be back in an hour. hold my calls.

 

by NeKo_chan
7-08-04
everybody, i'd like you to meet my friend... no... some random guy that i talk to online.
*typetype* hehe... you're a walrus now!...
his name is Dan. at least i think it is becasue that's what his email says...
god, i have to pee
he thinks that he has magical powers. or something.
wait a minute. who are you and why are you in my room?

 

by NeKo_chan
7-08-04
bored..lalala
*bing* Message: i'm on StripCreator! it's been a while since you've added a new strip...
oh yeah... *click*
*loading*
And thus, the miracle of horrible jokes begin anew...
let's see... ninja....penguin.... what, no ninja penguins?
god, her ideas suck

 

by NeKo_chan
7-08-04
Story Time!
Okay, so Jamal had this friend who was a monkey and his name was Billy. Billy was sad that Jamal died. But the monkey had A.D.D., so he forgot about it pretty soon...
ooo
...and went back to swinging in the trees. Because that's what monkeys do. He ran into a little baby monkey, and they started to throw shit at each other, 'cause that's what monkeys do.
err
Then they had a tea party with crumpets and scones. But then, he swam into an electric fence and died.
WAHHHH!!!!

 

by NeKo_chan
7-30-05
So, it's been a long time since i posted my crap on here.
I totaly forgot that this place existed. Now that i came back, i noticed how much my old stuff sucked.
since im too poor to pay to delete my old stuff, i shal begin anew, with funnier, more dinosaur comics-ish goodness.
*the sound of over a thousand people fleeing the area at once*

 

by NeKo_chan
7-30-05
Once upon a time in a chat room...
What ever floats your boat.
I dont have a boat. I have a car.
So whatever crashes that.
my car is uncrashable!
An indestructable? People such as yourself annoy me a bit..
your gay, its a batmobile. HINT, IT CANT BE CRASHED!

 

by NeKo_chan
8-01-05
today, we join that kid in those fantastic four toy/costume thing ads.
I'm teh Human Torch!!!1
not yet, you're not...
?
there we go
HOLY CRAP!!!1!

 

by NeKo_chan
8-01-05
I can't wait until my foriegn exchange student friend gets here!
note: he's speaking in engrish.
Hey, Rinji. Wanna go see a movie?
As for the movie sounds largely.
later...
wow, this line for tickets is really long.
Are we 'the waiting?'

 

by NeKo_chan
8-01-05
i love this new shirt. it keeps me nice and cool
no...it's made from plants
and that's how i decided that my mom was nuts
?

 

by NeKo_chan
8-02-05
it's 3 am.
i can't sleep.
why?
why can't i think of anything good to put in my stripcreator comic?

 

by NeKo_chan
8-07-05
Well, there's no doubt about it now...the killer is executing people who have committed one of the "seven deadly sins."
Wow, I'm impressed...that's some surprisingly clever detective work for a total fucking shit-for-brains dickhead like you, fuckface.
Thanks. I guess there's nothing left to do now but -- hey, wait a minute! "Fuckface"?
Hmm...I wonder who the next "seven deadly sins" victim will be?
Aw, I don't really care anymore. Wanna go grab a burger or something?
Sounds good.

 

by NeKo_chan
8-08-05
pardon my spelling. im so very tired.
...and then the team was paralized by zombies
i think h should be a vowel. abcdefgh and sometimes y.
the pac-mans are weaning hats

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