All comics by NetGeek11

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
Bob was just trying to nail some pieces of wood together.
AAAHHH!! I gotta call the hospital!
As Bob puts down the phone...
Glad I got that fixed!
Bob reads the hospital bill they sent him...
WHAT?!! That's too much money! Hey...I smell smoke...

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
Bob never knows what to do.
What should I watch?
Today, you can expect rain. Perhaps a flood. In your area. SEEK SHELTER!!
Bob's favorite TV show.
No, Mr. Robot! Please don't step on me!
You are a nasty bug. I shall step on you!
This is Bob's favorite part.
You stepped on me!
Yes, I did! Foolish creature, trying to take over the world.

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
Ho Ho Ho! What do you want little girl?
I wanna make things Explode!
I'll give you the gift now!
Thank you, Santa!
EXPLOSION!!

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
I'M GONNA GET YOU!
AHH!
AHH!
I'M GONNA GET YOU!
I'M GONNA GET YOU! AHH!
I'M GONNA GET YOU! AHH!

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
Gabe has a big fear of squirrels. This squirrel can talk.
Stay calm. The squirrel will not hurt me.
Hi.
AAHHHHHH!!
That's odd.
Here comes Gabe's twin brother. He also has a fear of squirrels.
Hahaha...

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
What's with the gun?
I like holding it. It makes me feel cool.
This planet is cool!
Just like me!

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
I am Captain Hero!
I'm a chicken.
I fight crime!
I lay eggs.

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
How you doing today?
What? I can't hear you.
How you doing today?
What? I can't hear you.
Wigudonkey wishes FeetForEars had ears that weren't feet.
How you doing today?
What? I can't hear you.

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
Captain Hero and Mr. Stinky Butt
Look at this! Smoke! Everywhere!
You will smoke me. The smoke comands you.
Smoke will not command me! I will use my SuperLasers on you!
What? NOOO!!!

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
He probably thinks I won't see him.
He probably won't see me.

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
Uh..Son? Are You okay?
I AM NOT YOUR SON. I AM AN ALIEN POSSESSING YOUR SON.
Oh.
FEAR ME.
NOW.

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
I am Captain Hero! What's your name and what's in your hand?
I'm Bob and I'm holding a hammer.
Hammers are dangerous! Give me the hammer, or I'll do something bad.
Oh yeah, what are you going to do to me?

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
You're going back to your own planet. Mine is just too cool for you. Like me.
It's true.
You are freaking me out.

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
I'll try flying!
Here I come!

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
We have a message to you...
...in Italian.
Avete sprecato il vostro tempo che traducete questo.
Translate it, and you will know the hidden message.

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
Dear Bob, are you diseased? You look weird. From, Jack
The doctor said I looked completely normal.

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
Dear Bob, do you really know Captain Hero? I bet you don't, because you're stupid!! From, Sue
Yes, I really do know Captain Hero, Sue.
I really do.

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
My greatest invention is almost ready!
YES! It is now ready!

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
Clango feel weird...
My greatest invention!
Who you? Clango must destroy!
I've been zapped!
Clango lonely.

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
Clango make friend!
Clango made friend. Clango call friend Redbot!
Redbot go on rampage!

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
Sure is dark.
Yeah. I'm scared. Hold my hand.
NO WAY, MAN!!!
That's okay, I wasn't really scared anyway.
Are you still here?

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
I can't sleep. Can you?
I could if you wouldn't say that you can't sleep every five minutes.
You're mean!
HAHAHA!! MEAN THINGS!!
STOP IT!!
MEAN!! MEAN!! MEAN!! MEAN!! MEAN!! MEAN!!

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
Son, I might not live long. Fire doesn't live long, you know that?
No, Father, of course you'll live...you'll live forever, Father...
Later...
I can feel myself dying...goodbye, son...
NO! FATHER, DON'T LEAVE ME!!
FATHER!!!!!!

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
Why did he have to die?
Later...
Looks like I'm dieing too. NO!!
This isn't as bad as I thought it would be. This is cool!

 

by NetGeek11
12-29-01
The wind's carrying me!
Hey there. I just blew in from...some place...
You are smokin' hot!
...and they lived a great life together. They got married, but didn't have children, because, as you know, ashes can't have children.

 

by NetGeek11
12-30-01
Dude, I just got a date! Maybe you should try getting one.
It can't be too hard to get a date...I'll just ask any girl I see...
No, my hair's too important.
NO!!
Uh...
You're too old.

 

by NetGeek11
12-30-01
I'll never get a date...
Sure, I'll go on a date with you. I haven't had a date in a long time.
Okay, come over to my house at 4:00.
Why 4:00?
Because I haven't cleaned my appartment

 

by NetGeek11
12-30-01
Letter from my mom...
My old hammer...
I should clean my house more often...I just found $20!

 

by NetGeek11
12-30-01
Here's the building...
You like it?
I thought there'd be a little more furniture.
Oh, you've got a phone.

 

by NetGeek11
12-30-01
This is the bedroom.
Why would you show me the bedroom?
Here's the TV.
A computer!

 

by NetGeek11
12-30-01
Well, it's getting late...I gotta go.
So..come back again sometime?
Meet me at the park tomorrow. Around noon, okay?
Okay.
That guy must be diseased. I never saw a guy that looked like that...He vever even asked me what my name was...

 

by NetGeek11
12-30-01
I just got promoted!
Why haven't I gotten promoted?
Gotta go tell the rest of the guys!
I just got promoted!
Why haven't I gotten promoted?

 

by NetGeek11
12-30-01
Hey Jon, I bet you don't have lots of money like I have! You just got promoted!
You're just jealous, aren't you, Phillip?
Yeah.

 

by NetGeek11
12-30-01
Thanks for promoting me, Mr. Helmut.
Are you trying to be nice to me? Trying to get another promotion?
It won't work again this time! Being nice ot me only works once!
When was I nice to you?
I don't know.

 

by NetGeek11
12-30-01
So, how's everything going, Bongo?
It's terrible. I sit and stair at a computer all day.
I know how to get you promoted.
What did you say?!

 

by NetGeek11
12-30-01
The boss said that being nice to him will promote you, but only once. So, just be nice to him and you're promoted!
Really? I'll have to try it!
Hey, Mr. Helmut, you're looking good!
What do you mean by that?
Just being nice!
You're promoted!

 

by NetGeek11
12-30-01
Woah, this is cool!
!looc si sith ,haoW
Woah, this is cool!
!looc si sith ,haoW
Woah, this is cool!
!looc si sith ,haoW

 

by NetGeek11
12-31-01
So, what are you doing tonight, Jon?
I'm inviting everyone at work to come to my party!
So, you wanna come to my party tonight, Phillip?
I've got plans. You know, you could've asked me earlier. I might've come to your New Years Eve party.
Here's an idea: Next time you have a party, don't ask people at the last minute... idiot.

 

by NetGeek11
12-31-01
Do you want to come to my party tonight, Spigot?
I've got plans... idiot.
Can't anyone come to my party?
Um...do you, uh...do you want to come to my party, uh...Deuce?
I was just going to stay home. And watch TV.

 

by NetGeek11
12-31-01
Please? No one else can come.
I just want to be home and eat.
But there'll be lots of food at my house.
Okay.

 

by NetGeek11
12-31-01
There better be enough food to fill my mouth.
Hey Deuce, come in!
I thought there'd be more people.
Uh, yeah...

 

by NetGeek11
12-31-01
Hey, the TV!
...and for $19.95 (plus $6.73 shipping and handling), you can get that. But WAIT! Call in the next 10 minutes...
Hey, the food!
Are you tired of having to clean your car? Well, go to the Bubbly Car Wash and...

 

by NetGeek11
12-31-01
Looks like you're out of food.
And your TV blew up.
So, I'm leaving. See you later, Jon.

 

by NetGeek11
12-31-01
Hi.
Hi.
I'm bored.
Me too.
I hate being a lamp.
I hate being a bed.

 

by NetGeek11
12-31-01
Nobody will find us in this cave.
Osama!
What is it?
The Americans, they know that we're hiding in these caves!
Hey, isn't it time I make another video?

 

by NetGeek11
12-31-01
But we've got to get out of the cave, Osama! They might bomb us!
They're not gonna bomb...

 

by NetGeek11
12-31-01
Woah, dude! Doesn't that hurt?
The things I'll do to make a depressed friend happy...

 

by NetGeek11
12-31-01
Hi, Pete.
Hi. Hey, whatever happened to that one guy you were dating?
That diseased guy that met Captain Hero?
Yeah, that guy.
I said I'd meet him at the mall, I think, and he never came.
Sure is a nice day to be here at the park, huh?

 

by NetGeek11
1-01-02
You know, Pete, mayb I should try to keep a date longer than two days.
Yeah, that's be a good idea.
Later...
I want you to meet Clango.
You're dating a robot?

 

by NetGeek11
1-01-02
...I was taken to this planet. This alien said he was cool, but he wasn't, and then w were in his space ship and I could see this planet, witch is the one we're on, and...
Dude, shut up.
What, you don't believe me?
No.
But it's true. I'd have pictures, but I didn't bring my camera. And I don't have hands.
I don't want to hear about your pretend alien. I don't know why I hang around with a clip.

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