All comics by NezumiTHM

 

A five-minute waste of space. by NezumiTHM 9-24-01
I will AMUSE you with FLAN AND JHONEN VASQUEZ JOKES! HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA I need a life. Hey, bitch Yes, my friend?	Gussy up yo' curtains, I need some flan Um ... What?	God, I'm sexy So, I too, like Voltaire, shall ponder the contradictory nature of preferring reason over felicity.

 

If you haven't figured it out yet, she's evil. by NezumiTHM 9-24-01
... then I will blah blah blah enslave Bill Gates blah blah yesss ... WTF	What are you staring at? ::shrug::	Meanwhile, on open mic night at the coffee house ... CUE RAUCOUS LAUGHTER Don't you hate it when you go to a restaurant, and you see a piece of gum on your leg from under the table? HAH!!!

 

Never mess with an incarcerated witch/Satanist/hooker. by NezumiTHM 9-24-01
You know what pisses me off? No.	ARRRGH!!! ~ you can call me Ray .. and you can call me Jay .. ~	Clango learns a valuable lesson ... grrr. um.

 

A somewhat exaggerated autobiographical comic! Yowza! by NezumiTHM 9-24-01
... The fly's supposed to be me. — NezumiTHM, the Insane Girl! I have reasons to believe that I am going insane. Oh really?	I sometimes have internal talks with myself, and I write these stupid comics. Maybe you should see a psychiatrist ...	Hell no, I'd rather sit here and tell YOU about it, rather than have to pay money for doing so. Gimme' $200, and THEN I'll listen to you.

 

He's so desperately lonely. by NezumiTHM 9-25-01
... So, that's why I wanted a football for my 8th birthd— —I like acorns!		sigh.

 

Oliphaunt the Goth Penguin Whore! Yeehaw! by NezumiTHM 9-25-01
Man, I'm the Gothest rapper that ever rapped.	I should rap some more.	dammit.

 

Random. Love me. by NezumiTHM 9-25-01
Aw, yeah! Get down!	Raise the roof! Party DOWN!! I am too sad for this joyous world! I must end my life!	freak. ow.

 

I feel stupid ... Part ONE. by NezumiTHM 9-25-01
		Hey. I'm Britney Spears.

 

I feel stupid. Part two. (FACT: I hate Britney Spears.) by NezumiTHM 9-25-01
Hi there! I'm Britney Spears! WOW! My god! Britney! I love you!	Can you sign my butt?	How about you sign mine?

 

If only there was a reason for my OWN pain. by NezumiTHM 11-03-01
		My head hurts.

 

I can't think of a good title. by NezumiTHM 11-06-01
I don't like being a tool of the government. I GIVE YOU ORDERS! GRRR!!	I don't like incarcerated witch/satanist/hookers. You know what pisses me off?	But there is one thing I DO like ... Hot damn. Get me the whip, Clango baby.

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