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by NickNikolovman
7-13-02
Uh, hey you got a cigarette?
You mean a spooky doobie?
Uh, sure, whatever you have pal.
25 dollars please!
Arean't you a ghost? Why the hell would you need 25 dollars?
Gaurd, this comic strip doesn't make sense!

 

by NickNikolovman
7-13-02
Look Charolette, there is somthing I have to tell you. But first, this place is amazing, I mean really beautiful!
Yeah, no shit Sherlock. Everyone told me people get laid here all the time.
Baby, I fell in love with your amazing mind. You made me see past appearances and opened up my world. You showed me that looks are only cherries on a pie.
When is he going to pop those cherries? Man I just want a midnight ride.
Do you want to go to the public library and read love sonnets?
Charles, this isn't funny anymore. I know you charge by the hour.

 

by NickNikolovman
7-13-02
In a white day like any other, Bill was singing the same song he always sings. But, today it seems somone else also knows the tune..
moon river, wider than a mile hmmm hmmm
Hey, I know that song!
Oh, what fortune! Finally it can be a duet like Bill always wanted. He even forgot about the big surgery he had for tomorrow and pretended he was singing on broadway..
Oh dream maker. You heart breaker. Wherever you're going, I'm going your waaay!
Oh dream maker. You heart breaker. Wherever you're going, I'm going your waaay!
Ofcourse, every encounter has a motive.
I don't want to say it out loud, but thanks kid. That really touched me.
Hey, so give me your wallet.

 

by NickNikolovman
7-16-02
As a weekly meeting Jeff and Ben meet at the usual place to talk about their lives..
So I watched "Pulp Fiction" yesterday. Great Movie. What do you think was in that briefcase?
Arean't you even going to ask If I saw the movie first? Shows how much you care about my needs. The briefcase was what hitchcock calls a 'McBuffin'.
Yes it would seem so to the untrained eye. But you forget the symbols like the orange flash when they kill that kid eating the burger, same as the briefcase color . Its actually Marsellus's soul.
Wow, that explains the 666 lock. I have to say somthing smart quickly or he will have the better of me.
Suddenly, Ben thinks of a come back. As if god led a helping hand or even "Divine Intervention".
But anyway, whats new with you?
Go get rammed like your friend Marselus in the movie.

 

by NickNikolovman
7-16-02
Burn Baby Burn!! Its war and time for protests!!
5 minutes later
So, whats the penalty for burning the US flag anyway?
Death. If no one is around.
Oh yeah? Very Funny! Do I get a last meal? Hahahah!
After resisting arrest the perp was shot down repeatedly when he attempted to take my pistol...

 

by NickNikolovman
7-16-02
March forth!! March Forth!!
Hell No!! Hell No!!
Get out of the way you damn coward!
Somebody shoot this man!
40 Years Later
So Grandpa..what did you do during the war?
Leave me alone...

 

by NickNikolovman
7-17-02
You ruined my life. I have cancer because of you, why?
What? Speak louder pal, I can't hear you!
You heard me you cancer stick! I'm not going to be a part of this anymore!
People-with-cancer-say what?
WHAT? Hey..CAUGH CAUGH CAUGH..Yak! I thought we was friends Ciggy.
You thought wrong sucka ! Now juice me up because I'm not wasting a filter on your sorry ass!

 

by NickNikolovman
7-20-02
Aww how sweet. Mr. Ciggy heard one of his friends was hurting so Mr. Ciggy came to visit..
What do you want?
Where is your old man son??
Inside, caughing like crazy.
He get those Marlboros I sent him?
The compassion never stops in that filter head!
*Sigh* Yes, Mr. Ciggy he did.
Good good. Welp, bend over so I can put this bud out. My work here is done.

 

by NickNikolovman
7-25-02
What do you want boy? I smell speed racer ass.
I am Davey! Ultimate chorus girl/ boy and master of the head!
So? You want to sing eh? Are you of the hebrew nationality and do you swin in ramen soup?
Don't let this ass that is owned fool you. I work in an organic lesbian store and have sufficated my cat got being able to pu "rrr"!
Tell me a story, mining town gold digger.
I go to the goatse website 12 times a day.

 

by NickNikolovman
8-28-02
Hey did you bring the popcorn for the movie???
God, you eat so much of that stuff! I bet you are an alien, you Ufo popcorn loving communist!
I eat so much of the popcorn so that it enables me to breath sufficent amounts of air, that my alien lungs need, right?
Naaaah!! Thats not why you commi!!!
Good bye..
Its cause they don't got no POPCORN on MARS!!!

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