All comics by Niggerism

 

by Niggerism
7-07-12
YOU LIKE THAT BABY?
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS PUSSY
Nah.

 

by Niggerism
7-07-12
I FUCKING LOVE CHRISTMAS
NOW FUCKING LOVE ME BACK
Nah.

 

by Niggerism
7-07-12
HELLO NIGGER, FINE DAY IN AFRICA
Thats weird..
As if that Nigger had feelings.

 

by Niggerism
7-07-12
I finally did it.
I took a dump in the office.

 

by Niggerism
7-07-12
Alas my Moby Dick is hungry for some Apple Pie.

 

The year is 2027. All Hope is lost as War destroyed all hope of rebuilding the Earth. One man with the goodness of Christ in his Heart sets out into Space to save the world, and That man is:
Nigger.
by Niggerism, 7-07-12

 

by Niggerism
7-07-12
ALL RIGHT. I do not know who you are, or where I am, but I am the Great, space Nigger and I'm here to save the motherfunkin' Earth, Baby.
Oh you, Goober, It's me.. Your wife.
I'm going to rape you.

 

by Niggerism
7-07-12
Cthulhu. I am here to stop your evil ways. Quit your faggotry this instant.
*Fwoosh*
Mwa-hah-hah!
Fire can't hurt space Niggers.

 

by Niggerism
7-07-12
I'm Gordan freeman
Hi.
Suck my cock.
...Okay.

 

by Niggerism
7-07-12
I can't believe you sucked that man's cock.
Guilty as charged.
You're supposed to be badass.

 

Thank God it's Hump Day.
by Niggerism, 7-07-12

 

And then they parted ways..
by Niggerism, 7-07-12

 

by Niggerism
7-10-12
Do you have Any remorse?
You beat a pregnant woman senseless with a surf board, carved out her unborn child, and wore it as a hat.

 

by Niggerism
7-10-12
I cannot believe you.
You kidnapped the president, sodomized him with the American flag, buried him alive for weeks, And filled all of his orifices with pennies.
I guess all I left him with was Change

 

by Niggerism
7-10-12
This Has to stop.
You built a time machine, traveled to 1776 during the signing of the Declaration of Independence, and scribbled Will Smith all over it with Thomas Paine's blood.
He is the true Hancock.

 

by Niggerism
7-11-12
Hey, Mister Owl!
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie center of a Tootsie Pop?
I don't know, but I know how many licks it takes to make an eight-year old's penis explode.

 

by Niggerism
7-13-12
I always get lost in your eyes, babe. I love how they glisten.
*-ziiiip-*
Wait.. Did you say eye or eyes?

 

by Niggerism
7-13-12
Africa:
Hey! You're a different color than me, Want to be friends??
One boat trip later:
Stupid cotton.

 

Hey! Were you ju--
Let's not talk about it.
by Niggerism, 7-14-12

 

by Niggerism
7-14-12
MY VAGINA IS SO TIGHT DONT YOU JUST WANT TO TEAR UP THIS SHIT
I just want my Big Mac..
IM DRIPPING LIKE NIAGRA FALLS HERE, BABY
Please, stop.
OOPS MY PANTIES ARE FALLING OFF.
...I should've went to Wendy's.

 

by Niggerism
7-14-12
HEY WANT TO STICK YOUR DICK IN MY ASS AND NOT STOP?
You bet your sweet ass I do.
COME AT ME STUDMUFFIN
All right---AACK!! HEART ATTACK
.......

 

by Niggerism
7-14-12
Twas I who fucked the dragon!
Fucka-lie-sooo-fucka-leeeee
And if you try to fuck with me, then I shall fuuuuck yooouuu toooooooo

 

by Niggerism
7-14-12
♫ Gooooiiing so faaaast on drugs
♫ BLOW UP YOUR SCHOOOOOL
♫ America ♫

 

by Niggerism
7-14-12
Hellooo
HOLY SHIT! What was that!?
I am the ghost of the woman who was strangled in this very office
Get your hand off my tits!!

 
by Niggerism, 7-14-12

 

by Niggerism
7-14-12
You're such a naughty boy.
You fucked my wife, Got all my reindeers addicted to crack cocaine, and worst of all you took a shit on the windshield of my porsche!!
I don't give a fuck, I'm jewish.
Kike.

 
by Niggerism, 7-14-12

 

by Niggerism
7-14-12
I really what to fly this baby in the air like in Grand Theft Auto.
You're stupid, Steve.
UP-UP-RIGHT-CIRCLE-CIRCLE-DOOOOWWN!!
Will you knock it--
Wheeeeee!!
THE FUCK, STEVE!?

 

by Niggerism
7-14-12
I did it! I told you I could!!
How are we going to get down?
Well, in the game I always just crashed the car into a bunch of hookers.
Uh...
Meanwhile:
Been such a slow day, I wish someone would just cream me in the face already.

 

by Niggerism
7-14-12
We need to stop meeting like this.
You and your friend somehow flew a chevy impala into a crowd of hookers, then used her disemboweled head to see who could kick it the farthest..
I won by 14 feet!

 

by Niggerism
7-14-12
Why am I in here? I'm Not a woman.

 

by Niggerism
7-14-12
Hey. How's my twin sister doing?
Get in the other room so I can rape you.
But... I'm a virgin
OOOOOWWWCH!!

 

by Niggerism
7-16-12
This is where I get all my fine tail.
Yeeeeaaah... Your fine tail seems a little young.
Yeah? Where do you pick up chicks?
TIME TO GET SOME DEEP DICKING LADIES
Abortion Clinic? GENIUS.

 

by Niggerism
7-16-12
I wish I had someone to sleep with.
Uhh...
Look the other direction.

 

by Niggerism
7-16-12
Sir, You have your dick wrapped around my son.
Au-Contraire.
Your son is wrapped around my dick.

 

by Niggerism
7-16-12
You're stupid.
fffffffff
uuuuuuuuuuuu
ccccckkkk yyyyoouu

 

by Niggerism
7-16-12
Turn around.
Did you just talk!?
...No.
A-HA!
Curses!

 

by Niggerism
7-16-12
Hey, Sweet Pussy. Let me give a crack at that snatch.
NORMALY I WOULD LET YOU TEAR MY PUSSY UP BUT IM ON THE RAG TODAY AND NOT IN THE MOOD
IDGAF.
GIVE A FUCK NOW??
Ahhhhh!!

 

by Niggerism
7-17-12
Butch never knew his mother, never knew much of anything except despair. He built many things to pass the time, but time never seem to pass enough
Some say he was never loved... some say he felt as if he never had any depth, Maybe that's why he killed, Maybe he killed to make the voices stop.. or maybe just maybe..
He killed because he never felt love. The single emotion in humanity that calms the inate fears and emotions that dwell within that intimate part of the soul.

 

Dad! That's gross!
by Niggerism, 7-17-12

 

Dad! That's gross!
by Niggerism, 7-17-12

 

by Niggerism
7-21-12
depotted
Heya' mista fyre man, what're youu doin'?
dparted?
Crack Sandwhiches!!!!
And then they departed,,
Fuck swiss cheese
Wagon Wheel!!

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