Holy MACARONI! by Nightshade9-22-02 I want you touch me yes? I want to crush all humans! If you let me touch you, I will let you crush me! I crush, YOU TOUCH! Were is my PENIS?! I ate it.
Opium, it's got blackatude.. by Nightshade9-22-02 I sure do like smoking opium... as do I... Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver.. oh umm what do you want evil looking murder type guy sir? I love you, marry me. Yep I sure love my opium.. as do I...
The horror. by Nightshade9-22-02 Wow your a sexy asian girl aren't you?! Sex me up hot stuff! How much for you to touch my penis.. BTW MY NAME IS MAX GONE Sex me up hot stuff! Can you say anything else? Sex me up hot stuff! I am evil transformer.
Fetus comics suck by Nightshade9-23-02 Hey have you ever read any of the Fetus comics by Max? Ugh they keep getting worst and worst.. I mean.. the first one was funny.. but what the fuck is this crap? I feel like I want to die when I read them Yeah they sure are bad.. Fin