All comics by Non-Sequitur-Donkey

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I am Non-Sequitur-Donkey, and I have an important announcement...
Thank you.

 

My pants are aflame.
I'd like some pizza.
Eugene Ionesco was born in 1909.
My car has a 4.6-liter engine.
All your base are belong to Philip Reynolds of Topeka, KS.
This message was brought to you by tuna fish.

 

I know nothing of the sort
Ahhah! I have the advantage over you... I know nothing of the sort, either!
2 2=Love!
Put on a happy face! :)
That was the best hand job ever!

 

Cash rules everything around me.
Time is an abstract measurement used by humans to track their decay.
I have such a style.
Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!
There was a fish... in the percolator.
It's as sweet as candy, its taste is on my mind. Girl, you got me thirsting for another cup of wine.

 

CAUTION Malfunction of CONTROLLER PAK Check if CONTROLLER PAK is noto inserted correctry or data is corrupted.
Sharp eyed fans of the original will notice Steven Spielberg playing the Cook County Clerk near the end of the film.
How to play with the jewels? Use the stick to move the jewels.
Do werewolves HAVE nuts?!
hay luvs i have my chest waxed again tomarrow
Can I be totally honest with you? Your touch is the reason I went through puberty.

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