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by None_Exist
3-24-12
The Bible is the moral template for society.
Name one Bible verse which explains why an action between two or more people is moral or immoral.
Um, well, not sure if there is one... how's the weather outside?
Then let's try this another way. Tell me why an action between two or more people is moral or immoral, without the aid of the Bible.
I think it's going to rain today, I sure hope I brought my umbrella. And praise be to Jesus, by the way.

 

by None_Exist
3-24-12
I’ll pray for you.
Prayer never works.
It works for me. The power of prayer continually changes my life. And it can change your life.
Please promise me that, for sure, you’ll answer my next question. If prayer works, why won’t “God” heal amputees?
I’m going to pray for you.

 

by None_Exist
3-25-12
God is love. It's so comforting to know a loving God. You can know the love of God too. It just takes faith.
Where is love in hell?
Glory be to God.
Are you going to answer my question?
Christ is my savior, glory be to God.

 

by None_Exist
3-25-12
I am a humble Christian.
If I make the claim that I know the president of the United States personally and I tell this to everyone I meet, what would you think? Am I humble or arrogant?
You are arrogant for bragging about who you know.
Now change the word "president" to "god". Are you now humble or arrogant?
I am a humble Christian.

 

by None_Exist
3-25-12
I am a humble Christian.
If I make the claim that I know the president of the United States personally and I tell this to everyone I meet, what would you think? Am I humble or arrogant?
You are arrogant for bragging about who you know.
Now change the word "president" to "god". Are you now humble or arrogant?
I am a humble Christian.
This is why religion is a danger to a healthy progressive forward moving society. It allows normally moral people to do, act or think in immoral ways and claim it's moral.

 

by None_Exist
3-25-12
You are a sinner and Christ can save you.
Why are you so willing and happy to devalue all of humanity through the cult of Christianity and believe it is moral to do so?
We do as we are told.
That is exactly what Nazi soldiers said when they killed. We did as we were told.
With faith, we can do anything we are told, errr... I mean, we can do anything we believe to be true and claim it's moral.
I know.

 

by None_Exist
3-25-12
Being gay is a choice. The Bible even says being gay is a sin.
If being gay is a choice then when did you choose to be straight? Sin is a man-made concept, sin does not exist. The Bible says slavery is ok, so why do you think the Bible got it right on being gay?
But being gay is wrong. Do you think two men should kiss?
First, explain why being gay is wrong or immoral. Second, I would not recommend that two straight men kiss. But if two gay men like each other, it would be okay to kiss.
Praise be to Jesus.
You claim to be in two-way communication with a "god" who is all-wise and knows everything and you can't respond intelligently to my comments and questions?

 

by None_Exist
3-26-12
There is a God.
You are claiming to know something which no one could possibly know.
Look how complicated our bodies are. How could anyone think we got here by accident?
Just because you don't understand science, the scientific method, evolution, natural selection, evolutionary biology, DNA, genetics and etc., doesn't mean your "god" then becomes real.
You just don't get it, we couldn't be here without a designer. Look around, everything you see is designed, why not us?
Look around? All human-made things took years (or less) to design. Evolution happened through natural selection over billions of years. If you knew half of what science knows, your head would explode.

 

by None_Exist
3-26-12
I know Jesus Christ.
I'm a God. And the good news is that you can see and touch me in person. It just takes faith, belief. You do believe me, don't you?
I don't believe you are a god because that's an outrageous claim.
For the same reason why you don't believe that I'm a God is the same reason why I don't believe you know a "God".
I know Jesus Christ.

 

by None_Exist
3-26-12
What's with these I'm now out, proud, loud and get over it, atheists?
You ever heard of 911? Religious terrorists justified their criminal actions as being moral based on their belief in their invisible sky daddy Allah.
Well...
Religious followers of Islam and religious followers of other religions did not want to criticize them for what they did because the religious claim their beliefs deserve undo respect.
Aren't we supposed to respect everyone's religious beliefs?
No person or organization automatically receives undo respect. Respect is earned. Which is exactly why the religious demand respect for their religious beliefs. It's the only way they can get it.

 

by None_Exist
8-05-12
I'm standing before you, I am real. You can talk to me and touch me. I say unto you, "I am a God." Do you believe me?
No.
Why not?
It's an outrageous claim.
For the same reason why you don't believe I am a "God" is why I don't believe you know a "God."
I know a "God." I know a "God." If I keep saying this, it makes it true. I know a "God."

 

by None_Exist
6-11-14
I'm the restaurant owner Tom, and I'm taking a survey. I hope you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find out about our restaurant?
I've been coming to your restaurant for years.
I appreciate you being a loyal customer. Did you make a reservation?
You're welcome. Yes, I did make a reservation.
Let me ask you, how did you make the reservation? Do you have one of my business cards on your refrigerator or did you use the yellow pages or search Google or use our app?
What's an app?

 

by None_Exist
10-04-19
I am reaching out to all employees to buy-in to the paradigm shift of interactively bench-marking multidisciplinary interfaces using our core competencies to impactful synergy across functional...
...manufactured products to reintermediate 24/7 magnetic content to target granular markets to mesh turn-key infomediaries and extend holistic mindshare and expedite turn-key bandwidth.
I am doing this because I always empower myself to think outside the box and take it to the next level. My game changer idea will make a dynamic metric niche win-win situation for the company.
I quit here and now.

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