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by Noodle_Stick
5-23-03
I AM THE GREAT SKULL OF KOOHINI.
So?
Uh....Koohini.
Soooo?
WHEN YOU HAVE A NAME LIKE THAT ITS SPECIAL.
Oh yes...

 

by Noodle_Stick
5-23-03
I AM A FLOATING ROBOT. I MUST DESTROY KOOHINI.
Never heard of him.
He's gone. Why is he trying to kill you?
Phew. Hes gone. Well you see, a long time ago, we got into a little dispute, and I hit him , and hes been angry ever since.
Anything to do with gambling?
More along the lines of, "who gets to have that sandwich"

 

by Noodle_Stick
5-24-03
Letter from the robot: I WILL KILL YOU THEN SPIT ON YOU TH- ooo cookies....I MEAN I WILL KILL YOU FOR EATING THAT TURKEY SANDWICH.
hmm.
Wonder what thats supposed to mean.
I think he has A.D.D.
That would ALSO explain why he drew a monkey eating a banana at the bottom.
Dont forget the fact that it was a grilled cheese sandwich.

 

by Noodle_Stick
5-24-03
I KNOW THAT KOOHINI IS IN THERE, (i really want cookies) BRING HIM OUT NOW!!!!!!
HES NOT HERE!!!! I TOLD YOU!!!!
meehoohaaheehooha.
BLARRRGH
(insert punchline here)
DAMN IT. YOU ROBOTS CANT DO ANYTHING ON YOUR OWN THESE DAYS.

 

by Noodle_Stick
5-24-03
I WILL FINISH YOU OFF.
Me oh middly doo.
uh oh.
????
OH MY!!!! THE ARTIST CANT THINK OF A PUNCHLINE.
Moo.
MEOW

 

by Noodle_Stick
5-24-03
Lets try again.
I WILL FINISH YOU
ME OH MIDDLY DOO.
WHAT THE?
HAHAHA!!!! KOOHINI IS AMAZING!!!
Damn bad punch lines!
Thank god for zelda game magic power bars!!!
Darn limited energy.

 

by Noodle_Stick
5-24-03
BWAHAHA
Oh no! Im the good guy, so that means something that cant be explained will happen!
GARRRGH!!!
Huh?
I guess thats the end.
That was you?
Yup. I had enough money for the gun for all the time I worked in Archie comics.

 

by Noodle_Stick
5-24-03
OH MYYY!!! A UNNESSESESESARY COMIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
GARRRRGG! DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?????
GARRRGGY POOP! I M LOOKING AWAY.
THIS SCENE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR QQUITE A WHILE!
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Boop
/YOU CANNOT FORGET TEH MONKEY?
MMMMBABBA MONKEY

 

by Noodle_Stick
6-25-03
People play games in 3 ways. 1. Cheating! (most common)
Hehe! Now everyone is eating grenades while dancing on top of a chicken!! Oh, and Im invincible.
2.Taking anger out on the computer.
GAHHH!!! I DID NOT DIE!!! THAT WAS A BALL!!! A FOUL!!! I DID NOT STRIKE OUT!
Your playing superman, not baseball you butt.
And 3. Self destructing. (Contrary to popular beleif, noone beats a game without using number 1.)
NOOOOO
You lost 1 HP out of 100m you idiot.....

 

by Noodle_Stick
9-02-03
Too Damn restricting!
Im Gonna kill you! Like I did to everyone else!
Dont hurt me!
Oof, errrghhhh.... HOoowagh... Errrgh!
Errrgh, HOORAGGHH... Huff puff huff puff ...UNGWAH
Well Ill kill you as soon as this site releases a picture for that.
Id run, but you get the picture.

 

by Noodle_Stick
1-29-04
Im here to kill you....Woop.
Oh! Totally Wow! Kill me please!!! Wow!
um.... That wasn't the response I expected.
Oh! Totally? Totally! WOW! Cool! Hip! Wanna go on a date? Ill go on a date with you! Cool!
This is a true story. I SWEAR.
.....You just killed everyone around! Please! Teach me how to be more cruel!
Wow! Im total chotch? YEAH!

 

by Noodle_Stick
1-30-04
THE NEW EPIC SERIES!
I AM A OVERUSED PROP!
YOU ARE AN OVERUSED PROP!
I AM A OVERUSED PROP!
YOU ARE AN OVERUSED PROP!
I said....THE NEW EPIC SERIES!
I AM A OVERUSED PROP!
Cut!!!! This was supposed to be funny but the authors brain exploded. Try again...

 

by Noodle_Stick
1-30-04
THE NEW EPIC SERIES! (this time I hope)
I am a overused prop that will make this comic confusing!
Well thats not good.
Stop! This is too confusing!
WATCH AS I CHANGE AND SWAP PLACES TO CONFUSE!
Watch out everyone! Soon this will be as confusing as reading the encyclopedia upsidedown.
PLTHHHHHHH

 

by Noodle_Stick
1-30-04
I dont like church.... Its too...... Churchy.
Its about as churchy as...... um.......Church.
You guys cant make a joke... I mean... Churchy?
Gad. THIS HAS TO BE FUNNY! ARTIST HAS QUOTA HERE!!!
Alright... Joke... Joke.. churchy is... GOT IT! THE BEST JOKE! WANNA KNOW WHATS CHURCHY? ILL TELL YA, TR-
Shut up all-of-ya and listen to the sermon. I dont care if this Noodle_Stick guy has a quota.

 

by Noodle_Stick
1-30-04
Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me?
Sure! I'll be right over!
I didnt think you'd come over because of the big marketing job.
No prob. Hey, how bout we package Cinnamon, Bits of cookie and almonds? SNICKERDOODL-O'S!

 

by Noodle_Stick
3-30-04
Note: The speech bubbles on the floor, mean they are coming from the right. If only we could program that, eh?
........
Oh god.... BLEHHH!!!
Uh....
Ahhh.... glad thats done.
Are you sick?
No, I just made a Mcdonalds burger. Yeesh.

 

by Noodle_Stick
3-30-04
Hey. Know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in America?
They dont call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
Nope. They call it hurl.
....
They have alot of Mcdonalds there.
Explains alot.

 

by Noodle_Stick
3-30-04
...........
........
You smell!!!!!!!!!
*scatter*

 

by Noodle_Stick
3-31-04
The histroy...of the earth.
First it started with some primordial ooze, where life formed.
Out crawled the most disgusting snivelling monster with no proper habitat....
The histroy...of the earth.
However, he eventually found a home where he could live.
Well...
Either in a burger, or flipping them.
My god... He has craters on his face...
Fries with that? *snort*

 

by Noodle_Stick
4-01-04
Yar! Exlax bomb!
OH my. ARRRghhhh.
bang boom
oh no
haha! You explode with poopy
no.

 

by Noodle_Stick
4-05-04
sllluuurrrppp
...Damn, that guy over there is annoying.
sllluuurrrp. SLURP! slurpity slurpity slurp slurp
Hey YOU! Shut up and figure out that you have NO MORE POP!
Pop? Im eating a Mcdonalds Burger!
Great a new low, you can drink it now.

 

by Noodle_Stick
9-18-04
Mwahahahha... You are now mine! You are now my slave!
Oh no!
But oh no! Im naked!
Hahahhhhahah!
And then he wakes up.
....No more pez before bed.....

 

by Noodle_Stick
9-18-04
At church
God please help! Since I had that pez, every night I dream im in public in my underwear! ITs awful!
Well, I, god dont care! Cus youre in your underwear! Hahaha!
What the.... Oh no!
Hyuk hyuk hyuk
He wakes up!
Stupid pez and your head pellets. Im switching to Funyuns.

 

by Noodle_Stick
9-18-04
Whatcha playing?
Mario...... but I dont get it. In the last game Luigi moved out and now hes back. And in Mario Kart, Luigis Mansion is in the back. So the whole timeline is screwed up.
.................
I just dont get it. Maybe time goes by differently in the mushroom kingdom.
Yeah... Maybe games about a plumber that shoots fireballs and is always jumping on mushrooms and turtles and saves princesses should be more realistic.
Exactly my point.

 

by Noodle_Stick
9-18-04
Welcome ladies and gentleman to pirate talk! There are many different forms! Theres stereotypical!
Arrr me matey! Put the booty in the deck! Yarrr! Raise the sail! Yarr! Booty!
Normal!
Quick! Take the money down into the haul! Raise the sail and head east!
And uh..... Dont forget AOL.
ArRrRRRrrrrrrr!!11!! lol9olollololol omgogmgopgmg okokkkkkk TAKE THE BVOTTYYY yarrrr nem mateyuy matey~~!!! lololololololll!1111!eleven! booty! yaerr!!11

 

by Noodle_Stick
9-19-04
Oh no were going to die!
Hammer this nail into your ball and save us all!
.......
..........
Oh............ok.....
What did I say??? Did I say something dumb?

 

by Noodle_Stick
4-03-05
Do you not see? I am the pinnacle of comedy!
How are you the pinnacle of comedy?
So you dont understand? I am incredibly funny! Look at me! This is funny!
Slapstick doesnt make things funny. If the only things that you do that you "think" is funny is slapstick, you should just stop right now.

 

by Noodle_Stick
4-03-05
The sequal to my smash last comic

 

by Noodle_Stick
4-04-05
Are we back on?
We get a 2nd chance to be funny? Alright, Im turning on the lights.
Were back. Ive returned this comic in the hilarious persona of a monkey.
And thats our punchline. Monkeys are funny.
CANCELDED

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