Jake by Numerobofis6-08-05 Why did the girl fall out of the swing? I don't know, why? Because she had no arms.
Jake Tells a Joke by Numerobofis6-08-05 Did you know that Helen Keller had a treehouse? No, I didn't. She didn't either.
Jake Loses a Job by Numerobofis6-08-05 Jake, have you been stealing toys from the Kiddie Meals? ... No? You're fired.
Jake's Book Report by Numerobofis6-08-05 Jake, your book report? What? Your book report, is it ready? What? IS YOUR BOOK REPORT READY!?!? Jesus fucking Christ, bitch, I can hear you, you don't have to fucking yell, stupid nigger!
Jake Is Disappointed by Numerobofis6-08-05 Hmm... what's this? Deep Throat Revealed? Ooh, time to get out the lotion! Wait... who's this old guy?
Jake Has a Problem by Numerobofis6-08-05 Honey, I'm pregnant! Bitch, I don't know you. Who was that? Oh, just a hooker I know. Oh wait...