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by OneandOnly37
4-20-16
One day in Craving Street, Jimmy has been up to trouble again...
You do know this is a criminal offence right? You can be done for vandalism.
It's not my fault! I didn't see the car move in front of me!
The car was parked! Plus your attempt to jump over just cancels your excuse!
That was me trying to dodge the car!
Look, Jimmy. I'll let you off this time because of your petty excuses. But if you do this one more time, you're done!
Whatever, Dad...

 

On a normal night in Craving City...
I swear, I've been working here for 15 years and still no one has dared to get past me! I have a clean sheet!
by OneandOnly37, 4-20-16

 

by OneandOnly37
4-20-16
On a school day in Cravings Private school...
Alright class today, I will be speaking to you about courage to stand up for yourself. Anyone think they're stupid stand up now. Come on, don't be shy!
Really no one. Come on kids, remember, this is about having courage!
WOW, Steve. That's real courage! Why do you think you're stupid?
No I don't think I'm stupid! I didn't wanna leave you standing up by yourself!

 

by OneandOnly37
4-20-16
On a normal night in the Craving Street local chip shop...
Hi, I won't order anything. But I need you to tell your boss that because of his tasty, bitch of a wife's complaints, the motorbike parking is no longer available!
So he did just that of the client's words...
Whatever, anything for an easier life.
He said to park somewhere else...

 

On Craving Street Shopping Centre..
Honey, I feel like I look fat in this new dress, can you give me a compliment?
You have perfect eyesight.
by OneandOnly37, 4-22-16

 

by OneandOnly37
4-27-16
On a normal night in the Craving Street local chip shop...
What do you mean, you don't know when the deposit will be paid? THE PAYMENT NEEDS TO DRAFT TODAY! TELL YOUR BOSS TO TAKE HIS FINGER OUT OF HIS ASS AND WORK!
So he did just that of the delivery man's words...
He said that the monthly deposit can only be drafted by Tuesday afternoon as we have a cashflow problem.

 

by OneandOnly37
4-30-16
On Craving Secondary school...
Ok, class. Time to collect the essays that I set for homework.
Sorry miss I don't have it. I've been on my period.
Jamie, I've told you at least 5 times. That excuse doesn't work on boys, let alone you.

 

by OneandOnly37
5-11-16
Thank you for applying with the our Computing Cooperation. Now as the final process, you need a written reference from your previous boss. Then just meet me in my office later.
Fine thank you very much.
Later that day...
OH MY GOD!!
He said my services are a valuable asset to the team so I need to stay within the contract.

 

by OneandOnly37
2-10-17
There's been a crime in the city and Officer Crayson is on duty...
So, besides that has there been any other suspision of the murder?
No, that's pretty much it, Officer...
Would you like me to go to the station and release an official eyewitness testimony?
No... just... it's a lot of extra paperwork and...

 

On a normal night at the hospital...
I understand you're upset the surgery has been unsuccessful but you shouldn't have used an AK-47 to shoot apples off the head of your partner...
by OneandOnly37, 2-10-17

 

by OneandOnly37
2-13-17
This is a delivery for "Alverton Town Library"
Didn't I make it clear before that we don't accept mail anymore only e-mails?
But madam...
No! It's about time I filed a formal complaint to the government!
Did I f****** stutter? I have a letter addressed to "Alverton Town Library..."
ok...ok...cool...

 

by OneandOnly37
2-13-17
So regarding the arson of the KFC branch here at Alverton Town, we have a local resident here to recall the event.
So sir, do you recall the happenings here?
Yes it was awful, the local vandals just arrived and decided to torch the place down much to the tragedy of this town!
I'm sorry, do I know you from somewhere? Are you Col...
No... no... must be an instict of yours...

 

by OneandOnly37
10-03-17
Well, Mr.Johnson we ran the tests and it's good news!!
Really, what is it, Doc?
I'm finally going to be able to inaugurate the new cemetery!

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