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by Ozamist
9-28-02
One day at the boners house
im going to kill my self mom and you better not stop me
well son i cant stop you
next
SON son i got somthing for you to hammer waaaaaaiiiiiittt
wait wait stop fido stop
and in sorrow klydes mom crys
THE pain the horror my son is dead he ran off the cliff
MAN i wish i had my hammer!!!

 

by Ozamist
9-28-02
Cowboy demy dang Episode1
heya lil lady come home with me
Hey di no brothel me only 1 DOLLA
no shit this is just a factory for dildos
you dont know me very good I TURN TO DEMON BYAAH
WIll cowboy dengy dang survive the encounter with the super duper chibi devil sailormoon wannabe brothel whore tune in next time cowboy dengy dang fans
ooo my lord
YOu ARE GOING TO DIEE NOW BIACTH

 

by Ozamist
9-28-02
COWBOY dangy DANG part2
Hellp i dont wanna die and go to hell and eat corn noooo
now boy you shall die and eat my corn for eternity MUAHAHAHAH
WHATS HAPPENIN TO DANGY DANG OHHH NO NOTA MUTAGENIC FOOTASARUS
EHAAGAahahagH No YOu CANt DanGY DANg dangit HORse PLEASE err JESUSS HELP my cornLUVEIN kids
NOW I SHALL TURN YOU INTO A odd littel thingy heh eheh what the
Uh oh jesus is back and demonx better whacth out beacause jesus is bout to break balls on the next adof CDD
NOOO what have you done to me jesus help meee aww dangy dang
YOU MERE MORTAL SHALL NEVER BECOME A HUMAN AGAIN COWBOY DANGY DANG

 

by Ozamist
9-28-02
COwboy dangy dang 3
im jesus please leave cowboy dang alone satan ill give you the pose body adress
you know what i like k then SAMANA BOOOH
*cry* im spose to be a cowboy not a cryogenic mutation wahhhhh i dont want to shit big bricks of corn 4 ever :(
Hey you can leave jesus gave me the pope hes dying in 3 minutes
and jesus gives cowboy his body back and *cowboy thats a beatiful bod you mean boy* beatiful bod sorry cowboy and he carrys on his adventure
JESUS lord im back and at home in the desert sweet good gods jessus mothers gotta nother brother im in heavenly hashshish my god this is sum good pussy suckin dick omy god i luv it
well my son i must go remember the horse is on the rocks the shit thats my drink

 

by Ozamist
9-28-02
cowboy dangy dang Mirage of a halfling part4
whoa is it just me are am i dreamin
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
as cow boy eats the catus he trips out
hey mr whers the bathroom ?
over ther next to the cowboy guy
TO BE CONTIUED NEXT 2 EPISODES OF THE BONERS AND THE COWBOY DANG COMING OCT1ST please wait and enjoy tell me what you think
Man screw this im leavin damn lizards
you better not leave cuz POW POW your dead heh heh heh you stinkin animal

 

by Ozamist
9-29-02
Clank trys to get laid
hey wanna play super nintendo with me ???
uhh like no i only play playstation and i only date guys who play rpgs
and
so serena you wont sleep with me
I dont screw metel robots only rubber ones get it
See part 2 to continue the story
WELL i guess ill leave and go shut down my mainframe
get out of my room sicko

 

by Ozamist
9-29-02
AND BACK TO CLANK IT REAL GOOD part 2
*BOOOOM*
Ohh and maryl .. ..
and clank wanders into no mans land
man i wish i could find a real body and then i could ask maryl out
Hey man you like nuts hehehe i met a squirl who likes brown rinkly nuts ehhehehe yeah eheheh
see part3 FOR the rest
Uhh mr finger guy who creeps me out where am i ??
Afganistan hehehe so as i was saying do you like coffe cuz i do its so good when i do coffe i get soooo crazy i fuked the foot ball team with a magnum tv show heheheh yeah ehhehe yeah ehhehe

 

by Ozamist
9-29-02
pART 3
OH NOO MY GOD NOT AFGANISTAN THER ABOUT TO LAUNCH A NUCLEAR ATTACK
So ehheheh wanna drink sum coffe
And
AHHHHHHH
FIRE EHEH COFFE YEAH
END
now ill never beabel to see maryl NOOOOOOOO
heheh lets go screw with jesus eheh

 

by Ozamist
9-29-02
Dear abe uncel de de and michele r coming over and you better not hide your sisters pantys and your porn sighn dee dee ps tape you mom and sis fuking your dad
Hey john i got a killer kat ehhehehe
God squerly why do you always AGRAVATE me.. evrey time uncel jack comes i get scared
WWell be scared of me hehehehe
jeeez uncel dee your sister has BIG tits
I wonder wher my next handjob will be and when will we go to boners house?

 

by Ozamist
9-30-02
THE FUNKY PREIST
i wonder when littel jimmy will carres my nut sack
i CAN HEAR YOU!!!!
el~senior
AHHHHHHHHH NOOOO
IM REALLY MEXICAN
NOT ASIAN
Ahhhh
now i shall turn you into a asian girl muahhaha AND YOU SHALL BE IN PRISON

 

by Ozamist
10-01-02
Psi kiatrists
Mayne they think im an imposter just beacuz cow boy dave is my brother man that sucks what should i do phsycitrist
well you will need a heavy dose of valium and morphine and poontang
Pharmacy
so dang ill give ya a piggy back hhee
MANa ehahah this stuff is ..zzzzzzzzzzzz
And it ends cuz cowboy dangy was to fuckin high to get up
Hey what dat
i think it two fuzzy mexicans on the oda side o the cliff

 

by Ozamist
10-01-02
after last time the littel frumbel with jesus clark has found grace with himself and god changed him back in prison
hello littel asian gurl would you like an extra comunion cracker hmmm
Do i know you
and
SUCK MY DICK MUTHA FUKA yu my bicth
GOD please help me
HAHAHA
hey red you gotta do it like this the kama sutra move 150 doggy s.t.y.l.e i cant read it
fuck that bicth ahahha may is has catch fire

 

by Ozamist
10-01-02
Snow men and deserts
hey you littel mudafucka you stole my nose last year
hehe i know i made carrot juice with it *giggle*
Crack heads and westley snipes
You bout to be spooked like a ghost wesley
Cant lie cant lie i just smoked sum crack
In japan they have war over
POKEMON POKEMON
DIGIMON DIGIMON

 

by Ozamist
10-04-02
HAMMA TIME
I CANT HANG THE PICTURE DAMMIT
hey man mabe you should try to nail the wall eheheh
yo sun i say i give ya momma 2 hours and she be back with me money to get automatic hamma sunn dont worry
but still mary will never like me she likes brandon
while skully is tak=lking to his pimp OG R_IP dizawg pimstar mary is fucking brandon will skully get there in time r will his dad bus brandons ass?
hey mary wanna fuck
hmm ill bear it sure

 

by Ozamist
11-10-02
Asain gurl Saga Goaten buu
Stupid bicth
ooo hello nice goat
MY GOD HE THE WHAT HAPPEN TO THE GOAT?
Haven`t you seen MIB ?
You not goat gimmey goat
24 HOURS AND 72 SECONDS THE ALEIN GETS AGRAVATED AND DROPS HER OFF
and he wanted to pinch yo tit tay aww no he be bad man
yeah den he aks ift i could sucka da dick i was like helld nod you goat i do no goat

 

by Ozamist
11-10-02
Santas draws
What you said about my mom ill beat you with my arm
HO HO HO HO
I pity you donald the zombie i do
OH FUCK
ELfs attack
Pussy elfs DONALD RUN
Awww shit thats my detiriated leg
Ennn ragggh

 

by Ozamist
11-19-02
Drip Drop
DoooD
What earl
Drug offenders
Some one is smoking Rock crack cocaine
Like duhh its called crack
Sespicoues
HA HA HEY WHER YA GOIN I JUST WANTED TO GO TAKE A HIT ONE HIT THATS ALL HAVENT YOU SEEN MORRIS BART
Damn man lay off the crack seriouse i can smell what the rocks cookin and it aint the wwf

 

by Ozamist
11-19-02
Boooiiing
Hey john
.............
John tells dripy drop
And the the crack hoe slaped me for looking at her tits it was only for a second
God no wonder the donkey left you jeeze just let me drip OK OK
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
........................
are you stairing at my boobs

 

by Ozamist
11-19-02
Clinkensteine#1 The Evilbot
Yes yES YES ITS DONE
sir the the Clinken steine is twicthing our project is complete
Mean while in the secret lab
AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMY NOOOOOOOO
its ok you are only going to be my secret gay luber hehehe for the project
DUN DUN DUHHHH
NOT MY PRIVATE RYAN HELL NOO IM A A HUMAN TOO YAKNOW I FEEL I VOTE I HATE GAY PEOPLE
OOOO ok ......... nuff said wanna have lunch

 

by Ozamist
11-19-02
Lil bone`s Decision
Damn Damn
...............
OHHH NO
No i cant nail the fammily picture oon the wall ow
dont hit thaaaaaaaaat
JESUS LORD
what are you doing
Frish frishl...... im a fire

 

by Ozamist
7-07-03
One day when david footomire
ahhaha GIMMEY YOUR POOPY
Uhh you sure ya knw who i am
Suddenly poop rained from the sky
your a Japanese girl
WRONG FOOT ON EARS HANDS ON ASS ooo thats my daddy sorry
AND i thought Footsie was Fucked in the head
OH MY GOD GOD
IM A JAPENESE DRAG QUEEN

 

by Ozamist
7-07-03
FIGHT CLUB 3
Bicth thats for killing my Ectoplasmaatiganatamgamma raynisanta body
AHHHH NOT RAY LIOTTA
uhhh i dont think we should be here
YEAH and thats why i died my hair damn guy kept following me so i taped a pipe bomb to the frogs ass
Dont stop!!!
after kyle fingerd his gf
Hey kyle is this the japanese drag queen
doood i will kick your ass now suck my dick and eat my ass hole yum i taste like choclate

 

by Ozamist
7-07-03
MIRC horny PERVS
****user Nick Hotboil69*****
hmm Mirc
Fact 99% of the persons on or off ar guys posing as girls
SO you have a 13 inch pennis you got a pic ill send you mine if you send me yous ***Thonggrl89****
OOOOOH scoore im sending now
IN a baghdad prison
****BIG FAT HAIRY GUY PIC****THONGRL89****
HAHAH that guy thought i was a guy good think i fried my mainframe

 

by Ozamist
7-13-03
The boozanater
HEY DONT WALK ON THE GRASS
Yay yay sunday suprise *burp*
DUN DUN DUHHHH
.......oooie
WHO said that !!!!
Hook S.t
This is my lane honey all of moma nut sack
is your son Doctor nutsack

 

by Ozamist
7-13-03
Boner DIE boner DIe
And that is when we fought the native americans
no no no NOT IN 1975
YOMAMMASUCKLOTAKOKA
damn them native americans
kriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
nut fart
what did you just do
What i did not just make a nut fart

 

by Ozamist
7-13-03
4 BITTER OLD WEMEN
Oie me bloke im bitter and i have 3 other freinds oie
I CANT BELEIVE IT HE SAID I WAS SMOKING CRACK
This does look like the 4 bitter guys
my god tom matey they dont know who we are we are from australia we must invade new zealand to show our power
i like stareing at guys peeing in urinals
he caught a heart attack the the 5 o raided his house after seeing the pic
they said we drunk too much beers
they said i smoke krack they do have nice dicks but they don wash ther hands matey

 

by Ozamist
7-14-03
Horse troubels Episode i forgot what number im at :D
Damn wher my horsey went
HAHA bicth try to cacth me
2 seconds
But i have no way to get outa kalimary desert
Resident evil KICKS ASSS
35 hours of hot sun you would burnt to0
Here lies a cow boy a cowboy with out a horse
T h i s e i s a s a d d e l e

 

by Ozamist
7-14-03
R__E__6
Jesus when will the zombies stop
Ughhhhh
+ussy
AHHHHHH
......
puu ssy
HUH
doood im just a guy in a skeleton suite

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