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by PandaSteak
5-08-03
You sonofabitch
Pardon?
You stood me up!
I had my reasons!
What could be more important than a lunch date with me, Erik, your best buddy!?
Bastard Jews!

 

by PandaSteak
5-08-03
After a long day of working at PandaSteak inc. Erik returned home in horror...
AHHHHHH!
Dad, this joke is sooooo old!
...Erik and his father are no longer on speaking terms.
Come here, son. Daddy won't hurt you!

 

by PandaSteak
5-08-03
The first guests for the party arrived early.
I'd best be gettin` laid tonight!
*Ding-Dong*
Where da bitches?
Uh, over there?
You lookin` sweeeet tonight, baby!
Ahhhh!!! The negros are attacking!

 

by PandaSteak
5-08-03
Things started to get weird.
Hi, Erik. You're looking tasty tonight.
Uh, you....too?
Uh, just help your...self...oh my god.
That's a Ten-Four, Big Red!
I am the stripper. I am here to strip.
Who ordered a stripper - an ANGEL stripper?!

 

by PandaSteak
5-08-03
Then Erik's roomate, Jesus, joined the party.
Me! It was me! Come strip for me, McNasty!
Just like that, Jesus and the Angel stripper were off.
...
...and like that, I leave you wanting more!
Oh god! Who invited you?!
Where's the sex, and nudity, and religious banter?

 

by PandaSteak
5-08-03
....
So horrible it has to be funny....to retards and french people.
You farted - It's funny.

 

by PandaSteak
5-08-03
And now presenting...
Erik hates me because I am Asian!
Really? Erik hates me because I am black!
...the one and only...
Erik hates me because I am old!
Erik hates me because I represent religion!
Erik REINELT!!!!!
Erik hates me because I am Orange!
Erik hates me because I am British!

 

by PandaSteak
5-08-03
It's true. I may come across as racist but deep down, past the ovaries, and around the Jew hating gland, I love and embrace everyone.
...
I am sweet Asian filler!
...Just kidding.

 

by PandaSteak
5-08-03
Asian Satan, uncle Larry. Uncle Larry, Asian Satan
Yes, yes, me really rikey da tunes!
There's a hole in my shoe!
I am the President of Canada!
Thank god Asians have gills.
My lamp is on!
Sixteen. That's what he be.

 

by PandaSteak
5-08-03

 

by PandaSteak
5-08-03
Yeah...well...I had sexual intercoarse with your mother.
Dude, my mom is dead. She died of cancer when I was seven!
...

 

by PandaSteak
5-09-03
Sweeeet...
Moo!

 

by PandaSteak
5-09-03
Blonde's are stupid!
Word up, home dog.
Excuse ME!?!
No, no, it's okay for you... because you are ugly.
Hi! My name is Sweet Asian Filler. Erik wanted me to tell you that this comic was only suppose to be two frames. Alright, back to cooking my childhood dog for supper.

 

by PandaSteak
5-09-03
A boy - deep in thought...
People are ignorant. Do they even know what a fag is? Why must they call me a bundle of sticks all the time?!
What? Haven't you ever seen someone reflecting before?
Point proven.
Fag!

 

by PandaSteak
5-09-03
Who invited the killer squirell!?
Where's the party at!!!???
Uh, what party?!
Yeah, there's no party, so you can leave.
Ehhhhh! Best party ever man! I can't believe you are throwing a party this huge! What an amazing PARTAH!!!!
...
...and by "Partah!!!" he means "Religious Gathering". Excuse me, I have to go find Jesus.

 

by PandaSteak
5-09-03
As a child Erik hated playing hide and go seek
Hopefully dad never finds me - because when he does he likes to touch a lot
His father either never found him or...
...well, you see why.
Son? I can smell your penis from here. I know you're close!

 

by PandaSteak
5-09-03
...thousands were killed. In other NEWS - Popular Videogame Postal 2 is deamed to be the most violent, bloodiest, the goriest, and the type of game that makes you want shoot your school!!
That would never happen to me!
...and that's how he lost his genitals. In other NEWS - The Hillbottom Highschool shooting suspect was sentenced today. He will serve 75 years in jail with a chance for parole in 2 weeks.
Fresh meat!!!!
Stupid Videogames - always making me shoot people. Stupid TV - always having to be right about everything!

 

by PandaSteak
5-09-03
In Erik's room.
*Typing* I am 16/m/Canada - What about you?
Meanwhile in....
*Typing* I am 17/F/Canada and I am naked here, just for you. Touch yourself and send me pix!!11!
ANOTHER PART OF THE HOUSE!
Well....he looks familiar.
*flap* *flap* *flap* *flap*

 

by PandaSteak
5-09-03
This song goes out to one special person...and I think they know who they are!
I love you....I HONESTLY LOVE YOU!!!!
...He must be singing to you.

 

by PandaSteak
5-10-03
Damn pop-ups!
If I ever find out who'se behind all these I will eat their kidney's!
I got it! What if I have a giant fucking banner flashing "Viagra? It's not a HARD decision."

 

by PandaSteak
5-10-03
Pre-Op
Are you sure you want to do this?
Of course I am sure, figment of my imagination chicken.
Filler
Hi! This is Sweet Asian Filler again with a message for you kids. Don't get heavily involved in prostitution. Okay, talk to you later!
Post-Op
Did it work?
I love your adams apple!

 

by PandaSteak
5-10-03
Is there a plot to this movie?
Wow, and the writing is deliciously horrible!
Oh look, an explosion, how unpredictable....Oh look, now Steven Siguil is playing guitar. Isn't that cute?
And I was born....IN THE USA!!! YAY!!! STEVIE S!!!

 

by PandaSteak
5-10-03
I am right here, Bud.
Shut up! You are embarrassing me in front of the squirrel!
Sorry, Mr. Too Cool to Talk to Jesus!
Could this be the end of the friendship?!
No, Jesus, it aint` like that!
I'll be in my room!!!

 

by PandaSteak
5-10-03
That fucking squirrel is behind me, isn't he?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
....so then I was like; "Kathy, it was a calender!"
I am more interested in how he changed clothes and lost the briefcase so fast.

 

by PandaSteak
5-10-03
In some far away alley two friends meet.
So, what was it you wanted totell me?
Have you ever heard of the X-Men?
A secret has been let loose and no no one is safe!
Of course! They are rad!
Well I am one of them...
A friend, lost. A heart, broken. This cannot be good, will he still be able to do his duties as....AN X-MAN!!
No! No! Skidrow won't hurt you!

 

by PandaSteak
5-10-03
In the same alley, same time, same channel - Skidrow is harrassed, a harrassment of the sexual nature no less.
Sir, I'd rather have hell on earth than to have you stare at my penis.
Then, without warning, things start make a change for the moderatly worse off!
What in the name of Xena?!
Satan and Skidrow meet again, in the final showdown!
Done.
Well...shit - I have to stop this don't I?

 

by PandaSteak
5-10-03
Then, with all Skidrow's might...
Must....change....form!!!!! Oh! Crapped my pants.
Was that me?
Kabamo!
Oh, you are not the only shapeshifter around here!!
Is there an upperhand? If there was, who would hold it?! Find out next time on...nevermind.

 

by PandaSteak
5-10-03
...the fight continues!
So it's agreed, a fight to the death is in order!
I have mad skills. You are no match for me.
Could this be the end!?
Ouch.
That was quick.
Thank god! Skidrow is still alive, and kickin` ass....as well as taking names.
...
Skidrow never dies!!!!!

 

by PandaSteak
5-10-03
Looks like everything is tied up loosely...
There, all done. Too bad this evil thing I have done to solve out little "dispute" is just out of camera range. It must be hilarious though!
Except......
Officer! There is this crazy guy with a cat, and now he is a fly, and these things, oh my god come look!
YOU'RE ON DRUGS!!!!
The End...? Save us all! This ending made no sense, tell the children!
Oh you and your practical jokes!!!!
Let's get married!

 

by PandaSteak
5-11-03
I wish mom was still around, then it would make this Mother's Day less emotionally scaring.
I can wear a flowery dress and you can call me mommy if you want.
...
...
So do you want to go have a shower?

 

by PandaSteak
5-11-03
Come sit on Santa's lap...
You're not even dressed up! At least make an attempt!
Be back in a jiffy!
...
Will this be sufficient?
You're kind of creepy, you know that?

 

by PandaSteak
5-11-03
Dad! I won't tell the cops, but why did you kill that man?!
He was touching you!!!!
He was shaking my hand!
Did he touch you anywhere else?!
No....
Now, give Daddy a tight griping hug.

 

by PandaSteak
5-11-03
Well Son, it's just us two guys, out here, alone, against the elements.
But --
No, don't speak, you'll kill the mood. We might have to procreate for the sake of mankind.
...I can see the park from here!
It's a mirage...
I have to go buy new shoe laces now, you stay here and die, okay?

 

by PandaSteak
5-12-03
?
Now, just casually walk over to him...
Dad, what the hell are you doing here?!
Oh, you work here? I had NO idea!
Then why did you ask for my time-table today?
Okay, okay, lets stop beating around the bush. There is obviously something between us!

 

by PandaSteak
5-14-03
Some Place in Toronto
`kye have some candy Mr?
Sure...come with me.
Behind some bushes in Toronto
Mr! Mr! Where are we going?
Shut up and run into this knife!
Earlier this week in Toronto.
*Bzzzz*
....This must be that 10 year old girl everyone is looking for. Meh, if I don't tell anyone I don't have to file the report.

 

by PandaSteak
5-14-03
Roy is happy he has DSL.
*flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap*
Now he can download pictures of naked men smearing their bodies, their naked bodies, in ice cream.
*flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap* *flap*
He may never leave his office chair again!
...it stretches like that?

 

by PandaSteak
5-14-03
It's so peaceful and relaxing out here.
Oh crap! I used to be able to do this without the cross! Oh god, I am sinkin`
...Live around here?
What's with the robe, pretty boy?

 

by PandaSteak
6-12-03
Hey, Hades, what's happening?
You know, same old, same old - just condemning souls and stuff.
I was thinking about destroying...
Ohhh! I am the ghost of Christmas past!!
Shut up.
...Yes sir.

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