Amish Paradise by PantlessHobo6-04-05 EAT ME EAT ME SCREW ME SCREW ME DO IT DO IT I WANT SEX I WANT SEX ..... HEY BUDDY... want something... I HAVE IT FOR YOU ...... SEX ME UP BABY Okay... I have to stop taking acid, i mean this woman here looks like a dog
Bob by PantlessHobo6-04-05 Bob is horny... Hey you doing anything tonight? Do you want something? So on... Can I get your number beautiful? STOP FOLLOWING ME!!! And so forth... I will kill him hard if he touches me... Damn that is the sexist man ive ever seen...
Cloned!!! by PantlessHobo6-04-05 Wow Is that guy staring at me? Unbelievable!!! What hell you lookin at kid? I love this place!!! What the hell is that!?
AGGGHHHH!!!!! by PantlessHobo6-04-05 Wheres my keys... OOGA BOOGA Oh well I'll break in like usual... Dammit... I need to work now Am I not scary?
Origins of the Pantless Hobo by PantlessHobo6-04-05 Is he in a trash can? Where did the time go little one...? ... Are you in a trash can? I lost my sence of direction... Ok this is weird Come back! I have no more pants... I needs em!!!
George is mean by PantlessHobo6-04-05 I am your God! Obey me or die! shut up George, its not funny... ....Your fat!
Boo? by PantlessHobo6-04-05 I'll be back Dad. Ok son take care... Such a good boy Back dad... .......Satan!?!?
POOF by PantlessHobo6-04-05 Hey there, Whats that eh? ................ Um hello? You ok eh? According to this, I died ten years ago... oh...... Can i have radio?
The by PantlessHobo6-04-05 So uh... You black or someting? ..... Hey! Where ya going!? Im so alone....
Who? by PantlessHobo6-04-05 Lets say I was in the back, then what huh!? .... ................ What exactly are you? .... Dont mess with me! I can break you! God he's stupid...
Bill's mystery santa by PantlessHobo6-04-05 So You know when i Left I only thought to myself she was hot but not hot enough, you know? and then....... ...Does it count when i do that though? I am not sure so I just keepinf doing it and whatever and I love you Bill and then I saw her big boobs... What was that? She had big boobs...
GOD by PantlessHobo6-05-05 What? What the Hell you staring at! Are you God? ........ Sure...I'm Your God... now to please me go kill Yourself...
John?!!?!? by PantlessHobo6-05-05 Can you spare some change, brother? Wanna pet my Pussy... ....do i get paid? no... just pet it... it likes that.. Hey! You can you spare some change!?
Lilly is hot by PantlessHobo6-05-05 What are you doing? What does it look like... Thinking of ways to kill you...
Josh is excited for his Adventure by PantlessHobo6-05-05 DIE BLUE THING OF DEATH!!! What the Hell was that?! huh?
Hobo wants cheese by PantlessHobo6-05-05 I.... See things all the time... It consumes me... What? Not again!!! Are you ok?
The Noose by PantlessHobo6-05-05 Down with the man! We will revolt the system in non-violent and drug-abusive ways!! GAAAHH BERS!!! Damn hippies...
Make it work!!! by PantlessHobo6-10-05 So you know where the imfamous murder suspect is am I correct? .... So your saying you dont know where the Murder Suspect is? Because we have significant leads stating that you know... Listen if you dont leave me alone I'll cut you up into pieces and toss you in a river, ok? So leave me alone ok? ... So your saying you know where the murder suspect is?
Poor Hobo by PantlessHobo6-16-05 Sir, why the sad look? Is that a hammer sir? Quite extrodenary sir. You are by far the best handy-man alive! I guess so... Shut up and give me your money!
Who and the where equals now! by PantlessHobo6-16-05 Ehem! You sir! Hm? You blew it up!!! You are the one that blew it up! What the hell are you doing?! Sorry I was just seeing if I can control minds.... You blew it up!!!!