All comics by Papier_Cliche

 

by Papier_Cliche
1-17-03
RAARR! TOBOR CORNHOLE! TOBOR CORNHOLE TINY... RARR! TINY... TOBOR...
NO! TOBOR NOT CORNHOLE YOU! TOBOR ALWAYS DO CORNHOLE! NOBODY... NOBODY EVER CORNHOLE TOBOR.
raarr.
DAMN YOU, SOCIETY!

 

by Papier_Cliche
1-18-03
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Durn tootin'! Whatcha decide to do about it?
Hello?
RAARR! TOBOR NOT HEAR GENERATING!
No, Tobor! PLEASE NO!
RRARR!

 

by Papier_Cliche
1-19-03
Oh baby, it's been a long hard week at work, but now it's just you and me and some sweet, sweet loving!
Oh, Tobor my sweet honeybuns! I've missed you so much!
*ding-dong!*
Oh damn, baby! I'll be right back and then I can love you all over!
Get rid of them quick, my stud!
Mr. Tobor? I'm with the IR...
RRRAARR! TOBOR CORNHOLE!

 

by Papier_Cliche
1-19-03
hi im a squirrel!
its a fucken talkign squirrel!
woa the back grounds changed!
ur a fag squirrel!
This stuff fucking writes itself, dude!
Haha! Dude, you made him say "fag!" You're fucking hilarious!

 

by Papier_Cliche
1-25-03
God damned Supreme Court...

 

by Papier_Cliche
1-26-03
My anus is bleeding
YOU DON'T HAVE AN ANUS, RRARR!
Why do you hate me so much?
BECAUSE TOBOR CAN'T CORNHOLE YOU. RAARR.

 

by Papier_Cliche
1-26-03
So he says, "But my anus is bleeding!"
So I says, "Well, them sphincter muscles ain't gonna learn to loosen by themselves!"
Ha ha!
Did I tell ya 'bout the time my lubeless penis made John Wayne weep like a little girl?
Why must you torture me like this?

 

by Papier_Cliche
2-15-03
OH MY GOD! THERE YOU ARE! DO YOU HAVE A STAPLER ON YOU?!?
Huh? Well, yes, but...
NO TIME FOR CHAT! I NEED TO BORROW IT! NOW! NOW! NOW!
Yes, but...
RRRAAARRR!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN, JUST SHUT UP AND STAPLE MY ASS SHUT! PLEASE, OH GOD, STAPLE IT SHUT!
But I'm out of staples, dude.

 

by Papier_Cliche
3-01-03
So I said, "Them electron generators ain't gonna generate nucleons all alone!"
Ho ho!
Wait a minute, that's not right! Who are you? Fess up now!
RRAAARR! TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU FOR RUINING DISGUISE!
Sucky sucky!
There goes my non-bleeding anus days...

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