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by Patach
7-02-02
I'm going to swallow your soul, SHIT FUCKER ARRRRGH!
Yes
I'm sorry, what you say?

 

by Patach
7-02-02
My Father raped me when I was 12.
Oh, that explains it.

 

by Patach
7-02-02
Hey Alice, I'm so happy that you came to join the Green Party after all.
I'm very excited, really. I mean, their economic plans are really good, especially with a guy like Ralph Nader in charge.
What?
Uh... sorry, the Acid party at Nader's got me thinking you were a chicken.

 

by Patach
7-02-02
See get this, if we lower taxes on the rich, and take down all economic programs, we can easily boost up economy and help the homeless buy houses and stuff! It'd be great!
Wait a second... you're NOT BRIAN!!!!
GRRR!!! So you found me out!
I KNEW IT! You're a Republican!

 

by Patach
7-02-02
The Conservatives try to create their evil plan! HAHAHA!
First, we'll tell the people that less Government and more religious and corporate control will help this country to do some good!
Heh heh! And also that lowering taxes for the rich will actually help pay for economic programs themselves!
Ha ha ha! Let's also say that there is no such thing as "Global Warming", and then add there isn't even such a thing as pollution. That'll keep lumber production up on the rainforests for a year!
Also let's say that being gay means you are more dirtier and more sicker and should deserve little to no rights at all!
And also, we should raise military spending and... uh... uh... uck... fuck... my head hurts.
It happens to all of us once in a while. Overdose on Evilness. Take an aspirin or two.

 

by Patach
7-02-02
Those stupid Liberals want to raise taxes for us rich?! Just because I get $20 million a day doesn't mean they should tax me 5% more!
Well, don't you think that some of that money could go to a good cause? Poor people perhaps in frustratingly bad situations?
Why should people LIVE on my own tax money? I have a right to be rich! If they want to live, I suggest they make their own ends meet too!
okay okay, that's it. You're the devil aren't you?
This is FUCKING SHIT! Why the hell do you assholes keep on guessing it's me? HUH?! What can I do to deceit you just ONCE!?
Maybe by not acting like an arrogant dumbass.

 

by Patach
7-02-02
God made AIDs to cure fags. And they deserve it too for sinning!
Frank, I'm very confused here.
Why is it that you would use GOD to spread such crude hatred. God isn't an icon for bigotry and Hell scare tactics, it's an icon of spirituality and unity!
Listen, I'm a Conservative Christian. I don't believe in Spirituality or Unity.
Oh... well then, carry on with your hatred.

 

by Patach
7-02-02
Aldous Huxley was more of an Anti-life Materialist, who based things more on selfishness than life value. That's how I perceive him anyways, as a philosopher...
That's ridiculous! If Aldous Huxley was so Anti-Life, why did he write "the Language of War"? Which is completely against the evils of warfare? It's majorly interpreted as "life is sacred!"
But in his book about utopia, he dreamed of a world full of "free love" as he called it, where marriage did not exist, and sex was used in means of reproduction.
Not specifically though, Huxley believed that sexuality is more opened than love. Surely a human's instincts wins over emotions most of the time. His idea was to create world peace in that manner.
Where America's most intellectual citizens end up.
Oh, good point, I guess. By the way, where the Hell are my Happy Meal fries? I gotta get back to working in Pizza Hut in 10 minutes!
It's $2.99, would you like some sweetner sauce?

 

by Patach
7-04-02
A performance artist, huh?
Yup!

 

by Patach
7-10-02
Why are Liberals questioning the War on Terror? We have to kill our enemies at ALL COSTS, the Liberals are un-American!
Hey, Dixon, you're a Christian! You should be against the war! Remember what Jesus said!
As a Conservative Christian, I don't don't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock what Jesus said, I just care about the Heaven and Hell thing.
Really, if people like YOU are going to populate Heaven, sign me up for Hell.

 

by Patach
7-10-02
God is an Universal term. Many Christian beliefs, as well as other Western and Eastern religions believe in it to be so. Could it be that there is some sort of divine connection between all beliefs?
Perhaps, Near Death Experiences, as well as reported "Miracles" from all walks of religious belief have come to similar conclusions. Prayer seems to even work regardless of what religion.
Life in the states is all about imperialistic materialism. Majority of the people believe success through the possession of some sort of material, like money, or fast cars.
It is actually musicians and artists who contradict this philosophy. Most artists and musicians believe that materialism cannot go where philosophy can go. That is why a Buddhist\New Age is rampant.
I'm sorry, I just find it fun to make irrelevant characters talk to each other about philosophy and thought.
Research seems to point out that people that "think more" are prone to more depression. It is as if the people that usually question or are usually "intellectual" live miserable lives mentally.
On the other hand, their sadness has more depth than a normal person. Perhaps, if they find philosophies that are optimistic, they could be effective for future generations of the depressed.

 

by Patach
7-10-02
Ah! So Great things DO come to the people who wait!

 

by Patach
7-20-02
The Conservatives have the BEST idea to help the economy! If we lower the rich's taxes... it would increase spending!
Thus, if "Company A" was in depth, this would help bring them up along with hire THOUSANDS of employees that would be otherwise HOMELESS!
That is, of course, if the rich spent all of their free money on "Company A", instead of "Company B", C, D, E, F, G, H, I...
Not to worry! The Conservatives also have the BEST idea to create a Laissez Faire government!

 

by Patach
8-31-02
Ah, I see the strip maker, Patach, half assed again. He still left out asiangirl2 here.
Actually it was to make a gag out of "half assing".
All of a sudden, I don't feel so clever.
That's because this strip wasn't really.

 

by Patach
8-31-02
Did you hold your breath?
Yeah, yeah... I did.
Well?
Uh...
Nope, I still don't understand it.

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