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by Photcron
10-02-02
One normal VALVe "working" day.
WTF!, what the hell happened to VALVe studios!!!
STEAM didnt go so well, so we were told to tear the place down. Here its all in the letter.
Says here this place will be for a more productive company, who ?
Gearbox Software. Dont know why them, we're smarter.
Fuck this Im leaving.
Aw dude wait, think I hurt myself.

 

by Photcron
10-02-02
One quite VAVLe "working" day out side the headquarters ...
Hey are you ready!!
Er, for what?
What do you mean "for what!" to take out Gabe. We talked about this many times.
Aww, do we have too
Yes! we have too. They must pay for taking a year to update Worldcraft to update its name and still leave that crappy leak finder in!
oh, okay

 

by Photcron
10-02-02
One VALVe "working" day...
Where is Gabe!!
I wont tell! I'll fight you m m man!
You what!! you guys ARE fewls! How does that feel huh!!
OH!! OHH! GOD NO!!! HAVE MERCY!!
A few hours later...
Hey Yahn, get a weapon there are some freaks after us, Yahn... Yahn! *gasp* ... No0o0o!

 

by Photcron
10-02-02
Back at
I got one yesterday... got him good too. Said he would fight me with a hammer, ha! He's stuffed in a box now hehe
Yah yah nice Im reading over here, btw I cooked the food you left.
I didnt leave any food. But it was good, kinda salty though.
Sure you did, I still have more if you want. ... found it.
No0o0o0o!! *barf*
Here.

 

by Photcron
10-03-02
Okay I stabbed one, but what to do for the others.
Dont wana repeat my killings, milking it over and over.
Because then, I would be no different then VALVe!!! ... ooo I got it!

 

by Photcron
10-03-02
What do I do again?
When he leaves his office, show him screenshots of the fake mod then throw it down the steps, that'll get him running towards me.
Gotcha , but you think they will fall for it?
Of course they will, they already partnered with Day of Defeat, Im sure they will jump on this load of crap also.
o0o0oH
Dont forget the matches either.

 

by Photcron
10-03-02
One normal VALVe "working" day...
Hey Mr VALVe person, Look at this new m .. mod I have. Oppps clumsy mee I dropped it down the steps.
Very fucking convincing, gah. Even they wouldn't fall for THAT.
Hey man, did you see a paper fall down here?
Yeah, you! , Throw the match!!!
And he throws the match putting our poor "hardworking" VALVe employee in well...
OHH!! GOOD!!!
HAHAHAHAA!

 

by Photcron
10-03-02
Ah couple of hours later ...
Ted, guess what! I found this paper with screenshots of a new mod out !!! Here I'll show ya!!!
Ted, look .... dude cool cologne you got on ... Ted ???
Fuck!!

 

by Photcron
10-03-02
One the grounds of the Holy church...
Whats troubles you young little boy?
Well ah ... I sinned.
Oh dont worry I can take that away from you. Just tilt your head close your eyes and ... uh pray yeah thats right pray.
uh, okay
Telling mommy puts you in hell.

 

by Photcron
10-03-02
Fuck this heavy!

 

by Photcron
10-03-02
Wait here, need to read something in this book store about spontaneous combustion.
ugh, okay...
Back ...... Aw Fuck.

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
c'mon lover boy, show me what you got.
Did I leave that damn viagra!!!
One second, Im, ugh ugh looking for something...
GET BACK HERE!!!!

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
... and then he just started chasing someone right out there door, it was a total turn off, I just got up and left.
*gasp*
Tell me about it, and then he has the nerve try to convince me that someone stole his penis.
*gasp*
I think he's going nuts, no telling what he'll do next.
ya

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
... and he just ran off officer!
You expect me to believe someone came into your house, and ran off with your penis.
I'll show ya...
ZzZzZzZzZ

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
That morning...
Hey old man, you shouldnt sleep like that, someone will make you their fucken manwhore!
ZzzZ -z z-z z- ... huh who! ?!
Tried
Did you take my penis!?!?

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
Muhahah! I have done it. I've created the most power bugs yet!
One bite from them will have you burn.. TO DEATH, Muhahah! And once I get them under MY control, I will take over deh! WORLD! MUHAHAH!
*gasp* My muffins!

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
And boom, he was gone man.
Just like that, burned to ashes?
Yeah and get this, I had just came back from getting a book all about it!
Bah, I dont believe you, you're nuts..
Dude Im so serious!!
Yeah, lets see what this hot attractive girl thinks...

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
Excuse me, do you think my friend here is crazy?
ugh, no, if anyone is crazy its my ex.
He seems to think someone ran off with his penis.
That happened to me once.

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
Sir, your laboratory is talking up to much power.
Naww...
Shit

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
Dang, power is out.

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
Omg! Im blind!!
You're not blind, the towns power just shorted you wanker
Losers
*gasp*

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
Damn, I soiled my self
Man she is sooo hot
Gah, he's still stairing at me.
Thats odd, I suddenly became very horney.

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
Who just grouped me!!!

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
What shorted out this thing
If I could only see...
There we are! damn bugs.

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
Muhahah! with you bugs under my control now I can naw take over the world!!
Now, you fellas stay in this small hole I made for you, and bite anyone that comes by, Muhahah!

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
Hey....
Hi
So are we really going to bite people, fataly burning them to death?
Umm sure, why not.
okay

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
Hahah, we got away.
You shouldnt be grabing girls like that, its not right.
Hey, there goes somebody now!
on it
*bite*
Aaaaahhhh!
OMG! The works of Satan!

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
Meanwhile...
Did someone just call me? ....
Think so
Who? ...
Dunno
Go and find out then!!

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
*puff*
What the!
Did you just call my master?
AH! DEMON!
*bite*
Aw Fuck!
EEP!

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
wooo, 2 already!
This is alot of fun!
Yeah it is...
Okay!
You get the next one.

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
What Happened!
ugh, not sure... just bursted into flames.
Bah! You're useless!!
Yeah well fuck you too!
I heard that!
Shit!!

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
*puff*
I gotta get outta here!
Did you call me and burn my demon?
AH!! SATAN
*bite*
Hehe, that tickles
Aaaaaaah!!!!

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
*bite*

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
*knock* *knock*
Hi, I just escaped from prison, have you seen my penis around?
Hello
*slam*

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
*knock* *knock*
Well, have ya?
What do you want!
prick
*slam*

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
Yees Yeees!, its working
This just in, there are reports of people spontaneously combusting at a local park.
Know one knows whats causing this phenomenon except one local scientist named Dr. Pullme which alleges he knows that answer.
Haha, stupid media.
But of course we're going to hold this life saving information to force you to watch us at 11. I’m Matt Brocnick, see you at 11.

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
This is going great!
*fart*
Wasn't me....
Its a good thing those bugs are loyal to me ya know, or I'd have to be quite scared.

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
Kinda quite out there, and its cramped in here.
Bah, lets go somewhere else.
But our master told use to stay...
Forget him!

 

by Photcron
10-04-02
*knock* *knock*
Look!, I dont have your fucken penis. Oh! so now you're hiding playing games are we. Where are you, you damn old man!
*bite*
Hehe
AAAAAHH!

 

by Photcron
10-06-02
We interrupt this series for a comic about ... Breast Cancer.

 

by Photcron
10-06-02
Let me check those for you.
*gasp*

 

by Photcron
10-06-02
Thank you
*bite*
You just killed off the last asian!
... shit.

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