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Padilla The Priest by Planet_Padilla 5-10-03
Butch has some things on his mind when suddenly Priest Padilla enters the room. I must kill him....MUST KILL! Dear son , what is on your mind?	In a flash , Butch pulls out his weapon of choice! But Priest Padilla doesn't flinch. Well i'm going to kill you!! Dear son , what are you doing with that butcher knife?	Confused , Butch re-states his motive but Priest Padilla laughs it off and walks away I...uh just said im going to kill you...yeah Hahaha , this kids lucky i don't work him like a part time job. I'd slap him like a shy kid in "special" confession. I still got it going on...

 

Kurt Cobain's quest Part 1 by Planet_Padilla 5-10-03
MR.Happy Clown is trying to cheer Kurt Cobain up before they perform at the annual "Music & Dance" festival. I'm not like them , but i can pretend.... So what? Go out there and give it your best! So what if they don't like Grunge?! You're Kurt Cobain....you're a legend! You're the first person ever to rise from the dead and perform at this festival!	Kurt seems to have his mind elsewhere , but Mr.Happy keeps trying. The sun is gone , but i have a light... Whaaa? There's plenty of lights out there on stage!	After a stressful try , Mr.Happy walks off in anger! The day is done , but i'm havin fun... Fine! I quit! Find someone else to perform with!

 

Kurt Cobains's Quest Part II by Planet_Padilla 5-10-03
After falling out of his trance...Kurt walks home in shame. He gets to his bedroom and thinks the day over. Suddenly , the phone rings. Man....i was just rehearsing lyrics....all i could see was his mouth moving...i thought he was practicing his mime gig...i hate myself and want to die..who will i perform with now?! Rinnnnnng Rinnnng	Kurt picks the phone up and Satan happens to be on the other end. Satan just finished watching MTV and has been brainwashed by the rapping figureheads. Hello? Yoyoyoyo , it's me Satan up in this placeizzy. What's up , Boo? You handelin life like you wanted to? Keepin it real wit plent o' food? You know it's true	Kurt tells Satan of his troubles and suddenly the phone transforms into..... Satan....things aren't going so well...i need a partner for the "Music and Dance Festival".

 

Kurt Cobain's Quest Part III by Planet_Padilla 5-10-03
A terrifying Demon with horns and wings! Kurt is frightened out of his mind and turns away in fear but the Demon is trying to say something. Holy Sh*T!!@!@! Don't kill me! Who are you?!?! AHHHHH Argggh Dahrrrn't Behhhh Scarrrrred , hollllld upp a secccc ARGHH	The Demon transforms into Satan! Satan gives a brief explanation to calm Kurt down Ahhh , it's trying to give me weirdo hypnotizing tum commandments!@! No dogg , hold up that trippin off your lippin , it's just me the S to the A to the T , add an A plus an N and you got this bad boy Satan , fo sho fo sho. I was just in my other form up in here aight	Kurt is definately relieved. He gets down to business and Satan has an idea! Oh , it's just you Satan...what am i going to do about the performance? I need a partner... Have no fear my boy , i'm gonna join up wit you and show off mah my madd skillz , cause im jellin like a fellon. Are you jellin? You best be Jellin! Cause off we go! I'm bout to bust a rhyme

 

Kurt Cobain's Quest Part IV by Planet_Padilla 5-10-03
Satan and Kurt plan out their performance. Allright! I'm bout to make yo lyrics off the heezy weezy my cheezy cobaineezy , wodie to the south side dawg! Are you sure you should use this form , man? I'm not sayin the Demon one is any better but your mustache is pretty scary , man	Kurt thinks to himself while Satan transforms.... You're right! Let me zap into a lil summin summin that is more suitabootyiful for the situation werrrrrd I wonder if Courtney will be here....oh yeah...last time i saw her she killed me....	Satan transforms and they are ready to showcase their skills but....is someone up to no good?! Woooohooo this is out-o-sight! Let's go set the world on fire wit our songalongadingdong! Sweet , man...we'll sing Rape Me

 

Kurt Cobain's Quest Part V by Planet_Padilla 5-10-03
The curtain rises and Kurt and Rap Masta Satan begin the song! Ladies and Gents...this is Rap Masta Satan and he's going to do a duet with me....we're singin Rape Me , but none of you better tape this and send it to MTV for those macho boys out there to watch Aight , aight here we go! Rape me my friend , then get back at it and rape me again! I'm not the only one! OH NO baby i ain't! Do it! Oh do it again! You tired? Oh no! Get back at it and do it again!!	Kurt jumps into the mosh pit while Rap Masta Satan feeds his skillz to the crowd Me! Yoyoyoyo when i say Rape you say me! Rape	The song is almost over but suddenly..... My favorite inside source , i'll kiss your open sores , appreciate your concern , you'll allways stink and burn Yeahhhhh give it to him Kurt! Rape me! Do it again! Waste me! Taste me! I'm not the only one , uh oh uh oh , im not the only one! Aiiight west side up in here! Gangsta wanksta , rape me! do it again!

 

Kurt Cobain's Quest Part VI by Planet_Padilla 5-10-03
Dave Grohl appears and throws Rap Masta Satan off the stage!!! Hey man! What are you doing?! You're ruining the song! I'm saving the song! This is a disgrace! You have some wannabe rapper singing our song!	Dave Grohl spots someone coming at him and Kurt Our song?! I wrote the lyrics , and i put my heart and soul into it! All you did was play you're drums like the over-rated scmuck that you are! Hey! What the?! We'll finish this later! Look over there! It's Courtney and Billy Corgan!	Courtney Love and Billy Corgan (Sporting his new Exposed look) have arrived! Will thir plan be successful? I thought i finished you off last time , Kurt! But now my "gooood" friend Billy will get rid of both your talentless lives! Yes , ahaha today is the greatest day i'll ever know! After i kill both of you....i can continue working on my BRAND NEW project "Billy Exposed" Since Zwan has lost my wild and dark sided fans!

 

Kurt Cobain's Quest Part VII by Planet_Padilla 5-10-03
Rap Masta Satan is back on his feet!!! Billy tries to hit him with his nipple rings but Satan ducks and now he's mad! Yoyoyo , i don't think so. You best be steppin or i'll knock yo on the flo! Karate Style werrrd I will knock you down with my chinese star nipple rings!!!	Rap Masta transforms into the Demon again! Oh , will you , playa?! Now wha? Now wha? Huh? Now wha?! Arghhhh Nowarhhh Wharahh?! Arghhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Come on courtney , let's get out of here!	After a crazy day , Kurt and Dave shake hands , Courtney and Billy are put into jail , and Satan goes back to his duties. Man , they got what they deserved...but in a way it's weird. I find it that somehow it's like i offended their views , ya know? Outlandished maybe...but ya know..i just feel that way..oh well whatever Nevermind

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