Art Whore by Plaything_artist1-10-02 Hi! You must be Josh Lesnick. I'm Damon...I like your work. I'm an artist, too! ....oh jesus.... Check out my comic sometime. Its on Plaything.keenspace.com Josh? FUCK! I hate fucking plugging fuckheads.I should just tell him to to fucking die!
Art Whore II by Plaything_artist1-10-02 Wow... I just used Josh without his permission. I hope he doesnt get mad at me. I really do like his comics. Oh well... Oh hey! I'm Damon. You should read my comic, though you might say it "lacks wang". heheheh... who let HIM in here?
Art Whore III by Plaything_artist1-10-02 Hi I'm damon. I called to speak to the Prince of Darkness about promoting my web comic. Hold please....
Art Whore IV by Plaything_artist1-10-02 15 minutes later... *sigh* Thank you for holding. How may I help you? Uh, Yeah. I'm Damon. I called to talk to Satan about- One moment please... dammit!
Art Whore V by Plaything_artist1-10-02 Elder gods, How may I help you? Uh... I think I've been misconnected. I am trying to reach the devil... Yeah, that'll happen. The operator is from a temp agency...hold on. I'll transfer ya myself... cool...thanks. ...... ... Damn.... forgot to make my sanity check!
Art Whore VII by Plaything_artist1-10-02 Satan speaking... Hey Satan. This is Damon! Christ! I thought I told that stupid temp to leave this loser on hold! I'm doing a web comic, and I was wondering if you might help me promote it. The Addy is http://Plaything.keenspace.com Uh, yeah... Look. Ya got me at a bad time. I have a meeting I'm late for. Can ya call back, like....in eight years or so? Great. Love ya, Gotta run! DAMMIT!