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by PoKeE
5-09-01
Some people are sad...the other day, I sat here on this bar stool next to some guy for 8 hours, and all he did was drink
I guess you've never seen Cheers, eh? That was a joke. Um...do you want to go out, sometime?
Lesbian.

 

by PoKeE
5-09-01
The drummer from Def Lepard caught a fish THIS BIG!
THIS BIG! Don't you get it?
For the love of god, I wish elephants forgot...

 

by PoKeE
5-09-01
Why won't guys fo out with me? Is it the mouth thing?
Hi, my name's Rob....
It's the horn, isn't it? Nobody likes the horn..
Well, no....
It's always the losers...
I'd do you...

 

by PoKeE
5-09-01
Damn, I need a drink.

 

by PoKeE
5-09-01
One Day at the Laf Stop...
Aren't you a wee bit old to be believing in leprechauns, laddy? But seriously, folks...Take my wife, please!
I'm dying up here....
*crickets chirp*
You hate me because I'm black, don't you?
*wild applause*

 

by PoKeE
5-16-01
After looking at the top 10 lists on this site, I came to a realization.
If you're in the top 10 list, your comic is not funny.
I shall be #1.

 

by PoKeE
5-20-01
Supercallifragilisticexpialodocius. Even though the thought of it is something quite atrocious...
That is REALLY fucking annoying.
Are you dizzy? Mary Poppins is a classic!
If you start into the chimney-sweep song, I'm going to hate you...
Chim-chiminACK
I warned you.

 

by PoKeE
5-24-01
So My mom is riding into town on this ass, er, I mean donkey...
yeah, mmhmm...
And Joseph says...
Yeah, your dad.
He's not my dad!
Milkman, God, they're all the same...

 

by PoKeE
5-29-01
Jesus at the pick-up bar...
Well, I'm really into astrology and mysticism, not any of the big religions...
I caught a fish this big!
I don't like to date Christians.
I'm hung like this.
I've always wondered why he didn't fall off the cross...
Let's go!
C'mere and give me a big ole hug!

 

by PoKeE
6-10-01
Just the other day, at Spago....
So I'm watching Aida at the Met, last Tuesday, when I notice someone is waving for my attention from the next booth...
Word, yo, mah bruthah! Who wuz it?
I put down my glasses and looked, and it was Snow, that annoying Cannuck rapper.
Word, why can't the honkies be keepin' it real? They ain't from the hood, like us, know whut I'm sayin'?
Tut tut, Charles. isn't that the pot calling the kettle white?
*ziiiip* White THIS mah bruthah!

 

by PoKeE
6-17-01
This one's for Nibor...
Ahem...we're here to protest the misuse of my friend, Tobor, in your childish comic strips.
We robots are built for the sole purpose of helping humanity, and the very thought of us running rampant and shouting obscenities is ridculous, and should be stopped.
RAR! TOBOR'S FEELINGS HURT.
Shut up or I'll cornhole you!

 

by PoKeE
10-30-01
There've been some changes....
And what are you supposed to be? Some sort of superhero?
I am Placid Peter, champion of pacifists everywhere!
New charectars, new backgrounds...
What do you mean? You like the oceans in California?
No, I stand for peace and love!
Same 8th grade humor...
Does that mean you won't pass a fist through my head?
I will not nail a commie for Jesus!

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