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East L.A.
Did you slip me LSD..?
Shut up Bitch! Cops may be creepin'!
...........
Buzzzzzzzzzz
Woah, everything is so..real.
Say no to pimps with LSD!

 

wooooo! PArTYYYyY!
Okay, I clocked you at going 175 mph..is that a beer, sir?
No, its a "Malt Beverage".
You're underarrest. I'm going to ask you to put your hands behind your back..
Man, I'm wasted!
GUITAR SOLO!!!

 

We've been going out for a while now..I think I should tell you something..
What is it Staan, sweety?
Well..
GASP!
I'm S-a-t-a-n.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

The search for Karl..
You're not the person I was looking for!
Thats not what I was thinking.
Okay, well I'm going this way..
Wait for me, sweetcakes.
Did you just touch my ass?
Guilty as charged. hehe

 

BEER FOR EVERYONE!!
YAY!!!!
Except for you, Bin Laden.
....!?
Yeah, well when I do get some beer, I'm going to do something REALLY CRAZY!!
Dont worry Osama, we'll just get ya some nice 'ol pancake syurp.

 

Halloween Night..
Why the hell did jon want me to meet him way out here?
Oh there you are! Nice Zombie Costume, Man.
Muhhhhhhh!!!!
*Chew*
Hey Fred, Sorry I'm Late. Nice costume by the way..

 

Hehe, no one would expect me to sell drugs at an aquarium.
........
Hey man, got a 20?
No way man, you look like a cop.
Sigh..

 

KFC Headquarterts, Kentucky.
I'd like to speak to the Colonel, please.
Yo man he Dead.
That's right, Colonel Sanders.
I SAID HE DEAD!
May I speak to your manager?

 

Hello, I'm a chicken. Now, some of you might be asking your self, "Why would I want to listen to a chicken"?
Its really quite simple..
Old McDonald's Farm:
So McDonald, are we still going to eat that stupid chicken?
Well I recon that would be a darn hoot!
That old man not only tried to eat me, but he had his way with me...over and over..He violated evey one of my chicken parts!
I'm going to get that sonofabitch for this one..

 

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Thats right, Lucky! Just one toke of a Lucky Strike Cigarette will not only help you live longer, but increase your sex drive too!
They're so great you can smoke them anywhere!
Drop them in the water and they stay lit! Now even Frosty can enjoy a Lucky Strike!
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Oh my gawd..Snowmen smoking!? I like it!

 

Bugg's Makes Another Wrong Turn..
What the hell is going on?
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Damnit, I have to find Daffy before Duck Hunting Season is over!
TOGA EAT! TOGA EAT! TOGA EAT!
Step off Bitch!
TOGA SORRY! TOGA SORRY! TOGA SORRY!

 

666. Death St...
This IS the address he gave me..Isn't it?
AHHHHHHHHHH!!
Eh, what are you doing in MY yard?!
D..D...Does a bird penguin named Heywould Jablowme live here..?
No, but I got a dragon named Jack Mehoff if you're interested.

 

The Search For Karl Continues..
Excuse me, do you know what happend here?
Gaga googoo..!
Please, I'm looking for a man named Karl..I think he might have been in that accident..
Poopy! Doodoo gaga!
Damnit, you bastard, tell me what I want to know!
What the fuck is this guys problem?

 

The Search For Karl Leads To Mexico..
Whole-a, I'm looking for a man-o named Karl..
Que?
You see-o, I thought I saw him over..Aww forget it..
.....
Ay yi yi! Not EVERYONE speaks spanish, Gringo!

 

A "60's" Protest Gets "Psychedelic"..
Hey Man, great anti-war protest!
Yeah man, here..Eat these Mushrooms..
Woah...Farrrr out man!
*Laugh*
Several Hours Later..
Hey Man, those where great Mushrooms!
Yeah, they're fresh from the can. You can buy 'em at any Vons Supermarket.

 

A clue leads to this house..
Hello, is Karl here?
Heh, heh, heh hehe
Hello?! You answer me when I talk to you!
HEh, heh hehe, heh...KARL! GET OUT HERE!!
Oh my..
Don't try to resist, baby.

 

Windows XP's UFO Security Hole..
Take him and drop him in the ocean..
Yes Master!
No! You can't do this to Me! I'm Bill Gates!!
Come on! It's time to die! But first let's get you out of those clothes..
Oh Shit..REBOOT!

 

Where's that stupid rabbit?!
Meanwhile..
Daffy..?
Why there you are young Jebodiah, It's time to help your mother turn the butter. Then it's off the the Cow Pasture for a long days work!
Sorry Mac, I only work for carrots!

 

Still not in the woods..
Eh..What's up Mac?
*pant* *huff* *weeze* Did you see a bird run by here?!?
Thanks A lot!
Yeah, he went that way..And take this with you! *BANG!!*
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids!
But..

 

Still he searches..
KARL! KARL!!! KARL!!!!!!!!!!
Yes?
Okay, not the Karl I'm looking for..
....Will you rub my head?
Can you kiss my ass?
Sigh...Yes..

 

The Search For Karl Gets Very Hot..
OH MY GAWD, IT"S SATAN!!!!1
SHUT UP AND BOW TO ME!
I'm not dead, I've come here to look for a man named Karl.
Oh, why my name is Karl. Karl Satan.
Like, this guy's name is Karl McGregor.
SHUT UP AND BOW TO ME!!!

 

The Search For Karl Continues..
So like this is the deal, you find Karl McGregor, and I'll buy you a bottle of Vodka!
Alright, but make that TWO bottles of Whiskey..Jack..
Yeah, Alright..Just find him on that fucking thing!
Yeah yeah, I'm not your bitch..
20 minutes later:
Well!?
It's Still Loading.

 

And So Another Day Passes..
Alright, I'm glad you've decided to join me on my quest, Jerry.
Heh. Don't Mention it. I need to ask you something though..
You keep that mouth shut before you get yourself in trouble, Punk.
Yeah, yeah, alright..Lets just go already!
Whe're you going!?!
I forgot to LogOff...

 

At Last The Search Continues..
Alright, I'm ready!
Get in the car.
Late that night..
Why are we looking for Karl in a graveyard?
Heh...
OMG!! YOU'RE NOT JERRY!!!
HAHA! IT IS I, SATAN! THERE'S NO ESCAPE!!

 

Man, I can't believe we're actually going to the moon!
Yes, and it's also quite remarkable that I can speak.
Man, I wonder if man could grow pot on the moon?
I dont understand how I havent floated off into space because of my light weight.
Uhh...
Hey Man, I can't believe you just blacked out from smoking weed!
Yeah, this is some good shit!

 

Any Normal Day..
You better run away you stupid Arab! Go back to your own country!
What he if was a terrorist and we get bombed because of what you just said..ever think of that?!
No, But I will now.
Shut up..

 

What the..!? Is that a guy!?
What the hell!? That looks like...Bill Gates!?
Umm..So we saw nothing, right?
What are you talking about?

 

Fuck this pig!
Up agenst the wall, Sir.
Later.
Okay, follow me to the car then Punk.
Alright, up agenst..Oh Crap..Eeh, I'll just cross this stuff out here...

 

Follow this voice, my child..
Huh?
Almost there..Keep following my voice..
.............
Oh My Gawd!! I mean..Jesus..!
Shut up and get me down from here!

 

Oh..Wow..
Can you read my thoughts?
I'm really a boy.
Do they have to stare?
OH MY GAWD I CANT TAKE IT!!!
Boo.
Just kidding.

 

Windows XP War Edition
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And So..
OH MY GAWD!!1! If I keep my eyes closed, maybe he'll go away...
LOOK AT ME OR I'LL BURST INTO FLAMES FOR NO REASON!
Check Ya Later.
NOOOOOO!!!
So This Is How It Ends?
I still can't believe I can't find Karl..

 

Finally...
At last, Daffy Duck!
You stupid rabbit! Where have you been!?
But just then..
At last, Daffy Duck!
A DUCK! ::BANG::
Heh. What an ending.
I GOT A DUCK! I GOT A DUCK!!

 

Finally...
At last, Daffy Duck!
You stupid rabbit! Where have you been!?
But just then..
At last, Daffy Duck!
A DUCK! ::BANG::
Heh. What an ending.
I GOT A DUCK! I GOT A DUCK!!

 

Some people say I look like John Wayne Gacey.
I want to kill people and wear their skin.
You'll be the first!
Dad will you please get out of my room!? I'm trying to study!

 

Hey! There you are!!
Huh?
Colonel Sanders? I have a letter from the Government here for you..
No, no. I'm the Monopoly Guy.
"Do not pass go..Do not collect 200$$.."
Repeat after me..Do not pass go! Do not collect 200$$!

 

Can you tell me whats wrong here?
Its fun to stay at the..
-Y-
-M-
-C-
-A-
Okay, I quit.

 

Hello?
::SLAM::
Oh, that's it..
..How did I get out here?

 

Hahaha, you're fat!
What?
I'm so alone..

 

Sexy Babes 4 U ::click::
So Sexy..What R U Wearin'?
Thong and a t-shirt, U?
Nothin' Anymore..Lets Fuk!!

 

Beware!! BEWARE!!
Of what?
Manticore!!
What the hell is that?!
^^^Look at this Ad To Understand^^^
.......You know, I havent a clue.
You know, this joke is only going to make sence if that stupid ad is on top of the page, right?

 

Back in the 60's everyone was doing it..
Woah man, I can like..see sound.
I can like..hear colors.
AHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Groovy!
Heavy, man.
Like, totally farout.

 

Nowadays, you'll be lucky to find it anywhere...
Hey man, I'm lookin' for some 'Cid.
I aint seen that shit in years, Homie. Got some 'Shrooms, tho.
All there is, is 'Shrooms & XTC....
Man, this E is the shit! Lets dance!
Oh yeah! I'm rollin'!
Looks like its time for..A QUEST!
So, what the hell?
Yeah, I want some LSD!

 

Hey Hutch, This is the last time you're wearing my jacket.
Yeah, Yeah, it's just for when I talk to Huggy.
Hurry up, Hutch..
Okay, you wait here, I'll be back in 5 minutes.
Huggy Bear, whats up man?
Look what the wind dragged in. Thanks for not bringing that fag Starsky.

 

So this is how I'll lay it, Hutch..Theres going to be a BIG BayCity Coke deal. One for the Records.
Uh huh..Right. We'll thanks Hugg.
My name's David Starsky...
Okay, so whats the word, Hutch?
Well it seems that Huggy thinks I look better in your jacket that you do.
..And this is my partner, Ken Hutchenson
I mean, did he "lay it out for us to play it out?"
Oh, that was all bullshit. He doesnt like you.

 

Oh FUCK! More ADWARE!?! If this shit were real, I'd...
Then, Out From The Depths Of Cyber Space:
Uh...
IF IT WAS REAL YOU WOULD DO WHAT PITIFUL HUMAN!? (Click HERE for Hot XXX ACTION)
Ctrl+Alt+Del It I guess.
NOOOOOOO!!!!! (Clike HERE to order FREE PORN)

 

An Average Day At DrugFourm:
Psilocybe S.: Hey Guys. Whats up? I'm on Shrooms.
InsaneAsian: I'm going to go finish somking one of my 65 sac's, wanna come?
Omnitravis: I'm 15 and I want to take my moms pills.
OneDiaDem: -long ass explanation- I know everything, and Alpha gives me the power to ban little kids!
Guest: I LIVE IN -insert town here- AND IM A COP, CAN YOU GET ME DRUGS?!!?
Alpha: You're ALL BANNED!!!

 

So, I guess we should make a plan?
Yeah. Let's go to the AsianGhetto and see whats up.
I thought you knew where you were going!
I think this it up here.
So I guess It's back to the begenning..
Okay, this is deffenetly not the right way.
I think I found some 'Shrooms.

 

After 3 days of walking..
...
Hi, can you tell me how to get to the "AsianGhetto"? What!? FUCK YOU TOO!
...
Father, please guide us to the AsianGhetto.
A harsh reality..
STUPID PRIEST! THIS ISNT THE GHETTO!!
How is this a quest for LSD if we arnt even anywhere close to the stuff?

 

Hey thanks for getting me out of here, Aenima.
No problem..man I hate this part, but now you owe me your soul.
Dude! How can you do that after I saved your marriage?
Yeah man, but rules are rules..you have to understand.
Bitches..
Well then maybe I dont want to be saved!
Maybe I dont want to save you!

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