All comics by Psychodoughboy2001

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Another day at SCEA...
How can I screw America today?
After the shocking HDD news
S-o-n-y H-D-D d-e-l-a-y-e-d-.
DELAY THE HDD!!!
K-i-l-l y-o-u-r-s-e-l-f-.

 

It starts as usual...
So I got this app for Chippendales...
Dude, why the fuck do you have one?
You know... Show the ladies my $killz!
YOU CAN'T EVEN DANCE!
That never stopped no stipper!

 

The Continuation...
Are they even really hiring?
I don't know, but if they have a full staff I'll have to dance better.
Or have a bigger dick.
True.
It's your choice. I'd go with the dick option...
Merf...

 

Part 3 in a saga...
You know, I can stuff a good cock...
Hold up... What did you just say?
No, wait. That didn't come out right... I ment sock... Down my pants...
Where do you stuff cock?!
PANTS!!

 

The conclusion...
Besides, could you teabag all those women?
I don't know... I guess I'll need some confidence pills or something. Maybe a drink...
All I know it will have to be orally because the last time I saw the doctor that needle turned me on...
Did they stick you in your love muscle?
Unless that is the shoulder... No.

 

Our hero checks the Message boards of a popular gaming website.
Now to see if Square has chosen beta testers...
Day 1
Hmm... GameQuestions message board's has a lot of people saying they did...
Must kill acceptees...

 

Day 2
Some fucker entered on 30 different e-mails!
COCK SUCKING BASTARD!!
To be concluded...?
Where is my gun... I don't think I can deal with it...

 

Hello, I am the PsychoDoughBoy. You may call me Michael.
As you may or may not have noticed, there is only one black person in comic character form... Pictured left.
I only have two poses...
Please get more black folks on here. I have no white friends...
Please people, for the sake of our African-American friends, lets try to add more blacks to the comic page.
What the fuck are you doing dawg? You look fucking gay.

 

After our hero's rejection from the FFXI beta...
Fuck... I'd sell my soul right about now for it...
DiD yOu SaY yOu'D sElL yOuR eTeRnAl SoUl FoR tHe BeTa?
You know, now that I think about it... No.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WASTING MY TIME FOR! THERE IS A BUM WHO IS GOING TO SELL HIS FOR SOME STARBUCKS AS WE SPEAK!!

 

Did someone need their "pipes" cleaned?!
Oh yeah... This pipe right here... Wait a minute... Mario?
Uh... Ah... No. It's a not a Mario, it's just an Italian plumber...
No wait... Mario was fat... OH MY GOD YOUR LUIGI IN MARIO'S CLOTHS!
Wait! I still want the cock!

 

Round 1... FIGHT!
Woah SHIT! PANTIES!
How did you dodge my kicks of furry!?
Um... I had forsight?

 

Alright, in this scene we are going to go missionary, anal, oral, anal, doggy style, cumshot.
Is this a one-on-one scene?
Yeah, just you and your co-star.
Who will I be working with?
Jim Cockrammingcuntlover III
Isn't he the guy with the 16" dick?

 

Hey guys! Just got Xbox LIVE! What's up?
You can't see the headset. but it's there...
I ahaoihafgja cock aajldja fat ass ajkdlajfajkl pussy.
...
After throwing out the headset...
Yeah, it isn't even worth trying to listen to that garbled mess...

 

GOD DAMNIT!! My girlfriend gives me so much trouble!
Fuck... This CS clan is kicking my ass...
Yeah, you're gay. You don't have to worry about this bullshit.
That's right.
HOLD ON A FUCKING MINUTE!

 

OH FUCK!! SHIT THAT HURT!!
What the hell did you do!?
I PULLED A FUCKING PUBE!!
Why the fuck would you do that?
Because it turns me on. DO YOU THINK I DID THAT SHIT ON PURPOSE!?
You're pretty weird there, it's hard to tell.

 

I'm only going to say this once. No questions about it afterward. Just listen, don't comment.
Okay! Tell me!
I should have taken you up on your offer.
...
WHAT THE FUCK!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT!!
Come on! I'm a guy! You know I never say anything important.

 
Why only two poses?

 

Again, problems with seeing the "phone"...
Hey sweety, I'm coming over to pick you up to go out. I'll be there in 10.
10 minutes later...
Hon, I'm... OH MY GOD!!!
What's the matter?
Before...
After...

 

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!??! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER!!??
NOTHING!! Jesus, I just felt like a change! Don't you like it?
WTF indeed...
Well, I guess that's cool. Still, what the fuck?

 

Be informed, this series is one of those "other" strips.
Your hair, your clothes, even your tits are different! It's crazy!
I know, it was a bit sudden. Me and the girls were out and it was their idea.
And it is 3 in the morning...
Dude, her tits really are bigger... Did she get a boob job?
So one thing led to a blah blah blah blah blah ice blah blah blah...
Please kill me...?
Next thing you know we were eat each other and had a web site.
Huh? Oh yeah, that's great. I need to use the um... bathroom... for a minute... I'll be right back...

 

Oh God yes... Beating my dick feels so good...
...
Man... It is completely true what they say about God watching you while you jack off...
Why... Why... WHY!?

 

I'm really starting to think Jason is in love with me... He keeps giving me looks...
Dude, haven't you seen the shrine dedicated to you?
Wow... That explains why I'm not allowed in his room any more.
Yeah, it is pretty weird...
Praise Michael...

 

As it stands, I've been finding it harder and harded to actually get to sleep at night yet wake up earlier and earlier.
Not to say I have some sort of defective insomnia...
It is just that I only really have time to jack off at 2 in the morning...

 

Have you ever sat there and wondered why the Trix rabbit couldn't have his own damn cereal?
I mean, he is on the fucking box?
I want to see the Trix rabbit pimp smack the next foo who says, "Trix are for kids!"

 

I have recently been working on and developing my own webcomic.
It actually takes a lot of work, time, and effort!
I'm thinking of killing Gabe from Penny-Arcade and stealing his identity...

 

Hey cutie! You are so sexy!!! I want your body!!
What the hell was that about?
Just a girl I know from my class. She sat in front of me.
She is all about you man. You need to be fucking that!
No. I take Dex's method. Admire them from afar, never talking to them.

 

Our hero visits LiveJournal.com
I wonder what OTHER people's journals are like...
Let's do a search on, "fluffy animals."
1 hour later
Are you serious? They fucked a goat?
Look, LOOK! Let's just leave it be. The image is already burned into my memory forever. There are some fucked up people out there.

 

Early in the morning...
Hey, the phone is ringing!
Ring-a-ling-ding-ding-bing-ringy
Hello?
YES! DIS IS ALEX AND I WANT TO OFFER YOU CREDIT CARD! ALL I NEED IS YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, NAME, BIRTHDAY, AND CHECKING ACCOUNT NUMBER!!!
Why in the world would you need all that?
SO WE CAN STEAL YOUR MONEYS!!!

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