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by Psyclone7
8-02-08
Well, Miss Jamalia, this vaccine here will help you get shorter, lighter periods. Now, lay down. This shouldn't hurt.
5 minutes later:
Ok! I think we got it!
One month later:
Ok, listen, I don't know what the hell is wrong with you.

 

by Psyclone7
8-02-08
He would have tasted better with mayonnaise.

 

by Psyclone7
8-02-08
HEY! I hear two teenagers having premarital sex in there!
Nope, just me.
Well....Can I still come in?
UH! That was AMAZING!!!

 

by Psyclone7
8-02-08
In 1997, Walt Disney Pictures released the movie "Flubber" starring Robin Williams and Flubber as himself. Williams went on to greater fame. Flubber is currently a stand up comedian.
And what's up with Viagra?! Ah man, if I had a penis and took some of that sh*t, I'd look like this:

 

by Psyclone7
8-03-08
*meow*
Oh my God! There's a cat still in there! I have to save him!
1 minute later:
I got him!
This just in: former commander of the Death Star now fireman Darth Vader rescued a cat from a burning building. Vader and the cat are doing just fine.

 

by Psyclone7
8-03-08
Mom, you told me that babies are created when a man puts his penis in a woman's vagina, right?
Yes, that's right. Why?
Well, last night, I saw you put dad's penis in your mouth! Does that mean a baby is gonna barf out a baby?!!

 

by Psyclone7
8-03-08
This is a Looney Tunes cartoon:
This is Looney Tunes cartoon on drugs:

 

by Psyclone7
8-03-08
30 minutes before court-martial:
Now, when I say to you, "Please state your name" You say...
Pvt. Beatle Bailey
Good! Remember...
Just because you are on trial for allegedly videotaping and photographing naked male and female detainees and then raping and torturing them at an Iraqi POW doesn't mean you should be nervous.

 

by Psyclone7
8-03-08
George Bush doesn't care about black people...
Or the safety of our soldiers, or our "freedoms", or the environment, or our economy, or our education system, or today's children, or other people's opinions, or...
You know what? Fuck it! Because George Bush doesn't care about ANYTHING!!

 

by Psyclone7
8-03-08
Hello, and welcome to the Joy of Painting. I'm Bob Ross. Let's begin with a happy orange skyline. Yes, it is near sunset in our world. Remember, there are no misakes in your world...
15 minutes later...
And this "happy" little tree lit on fire represents the years and years of hearing dad say to me, "YOU'RE NOT WORTH SH*T TO ME!" And then would whip his little boy with his belt till there was blood!!
30 minutes later...
And, finally, let's add a happy little dead, bloated body in the meadow next to his burnt-down village. It's not genocide! Think of it as "cleansing". I'm Bob Ross. Thank's for watching and God bless.

 

by Psyclone7
8-03-08
We hope you enjoy our aquarium!

 

by Psyclone7
8-04-08
Don't you just love that warm feeling when our clothes come right out of the dryer?!
Don't you just love that warm feeling when our clothes come right out of the dryer?!
Don't you just love that warm feeling when our clothes come right out of the dryer?!

 

by Psyclone7
8-04-08
Dear Tyrone, I think we should see other people. Thanks for the sex. - Kelly

 

by Psyclone7
8-04-08
"Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and desert you! Never gonna make you cry! Never gonna say goodbye! Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!"
You've just been Rick Rolled, Motherfucker!!!
80's pop singer Rick Astley has gone missing.

 

by Psyclone7
8-04-08
Please not another fucking useless piece of trivia!!!
Did you know that two million red blood cells die every second?
DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE DEAD?!!

 

by Psyclone7
8-04-08
Did you know that the average desk harbors 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat?
OH MY GOD!!!
WHOSE BEEN WIPING THEIR ASS WITH OUR DESKS?!!!

 

Someday, I'll get off this rock and fight the empire!
by Psyclone7, 8-04-08

 

by Psyclone7
8-04-08
June, 2003
Mr. President?
No! Not yet! My term is'nt up yet!
Oh, don't worry! You're gonna have another term starting next year.
I'm just here for your approval rating.

 

by Psyclone7
8-04-08
Get on your knees!!
Are you fucking serious?!!!
NOW!!!!!!!!!
5 minutes later...
OH WOW! That was the most amazing blow job EVER!! Okay, you're free to go!

 

by Psyclone7
8-05-08
Pa, I've got somethin' to tell ya.... I'm pregnant.
Does yo dumbass hubby, Hank "Pig-Pusher" know, Trixie?
No.... That's the thing....Hank ain't my baby's daddy.... You are.
Oh, thank GAWD! I was afraid "Pig-Pusher" was the daddy!

 

by Psyclone7
8-05-08
Son, what have you learned today?
Don't play the game "Punch a Cow's Utter".
Good...
Now go into that barn tell Ma your sorry for punching her utter!

 

by Psyclone7
8-05-08
Bessie, we've had some fun times. And makin' love to ya was a passionate as makin' love to my Ma. But, you ain't excitin' no more!
Bessie, I'm sorry. I think it's time we see other family members.
Aight! Tonight's "Role-Playing Night" I'll be Tarzan and you'll be Jane!

 

by Psyclone7
8-05-08
YYYYOOOOUUUU!!!!!!!!
YYYYOOOOUUUU!!!!!!!!
See, Oinky?! That's the dance move city folk call "Da Soulja Boy"

 

by Psyclone7
8-05-08
Oh, honey! That was AMAZING!
Really? Well, we're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy!
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand!
Honey, did you... Did you just "Rick Roll" me?!
If by "Rick Roll" you mean "had sex with" then yes; I totally "Rick Rolled" you!

 

by Psyclone7
8-06-08
Someday, I'll get off this rock and fight the empire.
John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, ladies and gentlemen!

 

by Psyclone7
8-08-08
12:00 PM
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
THAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!
3:00 AM
That is HOT!!! Oh God, YES!!! Eat that shit!!!

 

by Psyclone7
8-08-08
Tonight on A Shot of Love 2 with Tila Tequila:
"Ladies, you will be eating.... A PIG'S VAGINA!!!"
And who says there isn't anything classy on TV these days?

 

by Psyclone7
8-08-08
Patrick?
Yeah, Spongebob?
This never leaves the pineapple.

 

by Psyclone7
8-08-08
Ashlyn...
You must remember this:
The most powerful position is on your knees.

 

by Psyclone7
8-08-08
The Panama government has agreed to widen one portion the canal. Large ships have had a tight squeeze getting into the canal.
Unlike your vagina.

 

by Psyclone7
8-08-08
Hi and welcome to Joe's Comic Bookstore. How may I help you?
ummm.... yes.... Do you have any.... hfafijalf-tai?
I'm sorry, what did you say?
I said..."Do you have any.... hnnnntai?"
Oh, HENTAI! HEY JOE! THIS GUY WANTS SOME HENTAI! YOU KNOW, "HARDCORE XXX ANIME PORN"!! DO WE HAVE ANY?!

 

by Psyclone7
8-08-08
BAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!
Police CAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
Honey, what are you having for dinner?
Caviaaaaarrrr!!!!

 

by Psyclone7
8-09-08
Grandma?
Yes, Timmy?
Did you have bacon and eggs this morning?
Why, yes! I did! How did you know?
Because your farts smell worse than usual.

 

by Psyclone7
8-09-08
And that's how my last boyfriend broke up!
Aww... I'm so sorry to hear that.
Do you want me to stick my butt in your face?

 

by Psyclone7
8-09-08
Today, the governor made peeing at urinals illegal. He was "tired of men looking at [his] freakishly huge dong while taking a piss."
Oh, boy! He must have a big penis if he makes peeing at a urinal illegal! I wonder how big it is?
Well, Suzan, you should know how big it is first hand! Don't think I can't tell that's cum on your lips!
This just in: my co host is a flaming homosexual!

 

by Psyclone7
8-11-08
UUUUUHHHHH
UUUUUHHHHHHHH

 

by Psyclone7
8-11-08
Hello there! I'm talking to you! Yes, YOU! The person sitting there on the other side of the computer screen looking in. I'm here to talk to you about women and breaking up. I know it feels. Trust me!
Men, when you break up with a woman, you may ask yourself, "What is she gonna do now?" I'll answer that: women will do just about anything to try and deal with it. Example: Cybersex!
SexyGuy69: what does ur pussy look like?! I'm hard as a baseball bat! I hope ur pussy is wet and tight!

 

by Psyclone7
8-11-08
January, 2004
Lord George W. Bush... Can you hear me?
Yes, Master Cheney.... The United States Constitution; is it alright?
It seems, in your anger, you killed it.
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Psyclone7
8-11-08
DYN-O-MITE!
No, seriously, y'all! There is f*ckin' dynamite up in this motherf*cker!!! We're all gonna DIE-DIE-DIE!!!

 

by Psyclone7
8-11-08
1967...
HEY! I just saw you squeeze that Charmin even after you bitched about me squeezing it!
Why, you son of a BITCH!! I'll show you something to squeeze!!!
Uhhh..Uhhhh... HELP!
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MR. WHIPPLE'S NECK!!!

 

by Psyclone7
8-11-08
OH MY GOD! We've been stranded here for YEARS! Gilligan! What has become of us?!! I can't believe we ATE everyone!!
W-Why are you looking at me like that?! Gilligan! It's me: Skipper! Your best buddy!
No... No! NOOO!!!! AAAHHH!!!
Well, at lease he won't go hungry again for a while after eating that fat bastard.

 

by Psyclone7
8-12-08
Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Willis, I can't understand a word you're sayin'. Quit mumblin'!
Willis, get Mr. Drummond's dick outta yo mouth!!

 

by Psyclone7
8-19-08
Why, hello there neighbor! Today, we'll be talking about coming out of the closet.
There's nothing to be ashamed of.
All you have to do is clean out your bedroom closet of dirty clothes and toys so your mommy or daddy don't have to clean it for you.

 

by Psyclone7
1-29-09
What he said to his girlfriend...
Baby, you are great!
What she heard...
Eh... You're ok...

 

by Psyclone7
2-04-09
My dad wants me to grow up, yet doesn't want me growing up too fast...
If I should live my life as if it were the last day of my life, does that mean I should be worried about dying? How do I really know if I will be happy looking back at my life when I am about to die?
How can I speak my mind if I also have to worry about other people's opinions and feelings? Does that make me a bad person for speaking my mind and not giving a shit what other people think?
If I stop looking for answers, does that make me "weak-minded?" If Jedis' were real, I don't want that mind trick they use to work on me! And what exactly makes a person "weak-minded" really?
You know what? Fuck it! I'm just gonna play World of Warcraft!

 

by Psyclone7
2-04-09
Based on a true story...
Damnit! I haven't been able to come up with fresh new ideas for comic strips, lately!
What are you doing?
I'm on this website called www.stripcreator.com, where you make your own comic strips.
Wow... I'm gonna go do something productive in my life like go to work, make money, chase pussy...
You know what?! Fuck you! I'm gonna put this entire scene between you and me right now into a comic strip!

 

by Psyclone7
2-04-09
The teachers would bitch about you wearing hats inside the building?
Gale! Please take that hat off! You know the rules: hats off inside the building!
But, why?
Please don't argue with me! They are the school's rules and I must inforce them!
See, I don't get it: people are dying of AIDS out in the world and we're arguing about me wearing a fucking hat inside?!

 

by Psyclone7
2-04-09
Hey, emo kid! What's your problem?!
The world: it's evil. Why must we subject to it's power when we can get out of it? I'd rather cut myself into a million pieces than to deal with it's bullshit. The world is filled with conformity!
You hate "conformity"? Then why the fuck do ya'll look the same?

 

by Psyclone7
2-04-09
What? LITTLE GREEN GUY is evolving!
Congradulations! Your LITTLE GREEN GUY evolved into BIG GREEN GUY!
*Meep-Moop*

 

by Psyclone7
6-01-09
I'll be right back. While I'm getting undressed, you should put protection on.
Yes, ma'am!

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