All comics by Pumpy

 

Seven Seconds of Hell by Pumpy 2-15-03
What's that smell?	Maybe it's me?	God, that felt good.

 

Trading Spaces by Pumpy 2-15-03
Hi, welcome back to Trading Spaces.	This is our designer, Rob. Let's go inside and see what he's done.

 

Pimpin' Ain't Easy by Pumpy 2-15-03
Girl, you gots it going ON!	Does you needs a DADDY?	Damn, baby! Now you be robbin' ME!

 

Rock On, Brother! by Pumpy 2-22-03
Play that funky music, white boy!	Lay down the boogie and play that funky music 'til you --	Oh.

 

A Silver Lining by Pumpy 2-22-03
Dear Drew, You smell like poo.	Have I ever told you How badly you screw?	You're a loser, Drew. I'm through with you. Her breasts were lopsided anyway.

 

Unbridled Commercialism Gone Horribly Wrong by Pumpy 2-23-03
Can you hear me now?		It wasn't funny the first twenty times.

 

Cast Your Spell by Pumpy 2-23-03
National Spelling Bee Finals Virginia. V-a-g-i-n-a		What?

 

CC 172: Banned in Prison by Pumpy 2-23-03
Yeah! Take it, baby!	How do you like me now?	Prisoner number 68457, you have failed to make your bitch's anus bleed. BANNED!

 

Welcome to Mardi Gras by Pumpy 2-24-03
Mardi Gras 2001 Should I flash for beads?	Mardi Gras 2002 Should I flash for beads?	Mardi Gras 2003 So, are you gonna give us a show or what?

 

CC 173: Political Pimposity by Pumpy 3-01-03
Okay, dis how it gonna be.	We gots to get Saddam so I can pump slap his ass.	Don't you mean "pimp slap," Mr. President? You're embarrassing the Republicans. Again. Dang, how'd he know?

 

The Lame Return of Pumpy by Pumpy 10-18-03
Whatcha doing? Watching the ball game. Leave me alone.	Pay attention to ME! I'm HOT! I said leave me alone!	I'm wearing a Deion Sanders jersey and digging my cleats into Dan Marino's nutsack. Helloooooo, nur -- you tease.

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