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by PuterBoy
10-07-05
AS THE RODENT ENTERED THE ROOM THE NARRATOR ATE OSME PICKLES.......
BOOOO BOOO BOO SCOOBY DOOO!
BITCH GET ME MY PICKLES!
HE LIKES DEM PICKLES.......
I GOT NO PICKLES SO GET OUT........ HUSLTER!
OH BITCH YOU DID NOT. IM BOUGHT TO PLUG A CAP IN THESE MUTHA'S!!!!
I LIKE DEM PICKLES.....
ITS ON HOMIE!!!
MCGUMMBINS...................

 

by PuterBoy
10-08-05
You know, this comic creator thng is really just for stupid people who arn't really funny........
Shut up.....

 

by PuterBoy
11-03-05
Yo! Whats up man?
You know what's stupid?
What?
YOUR MOM!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! OH MAN THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!
What has this world come too!?
You know what else is stupid..... YOUR DAD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHA......

 

by PuterBoy
11-05-05
Its time for a talk, son. A talk about why you should save your money. ..
Crap...
If I bought only little things that could make me happy for a while then I could never afford to get big things like a new car or a fancy new suit.......so the moral of this story is that you shou-
I heard that the New York Mega Million Jackpot is like 165 million dollars....
Why th fuck didn't you tell me before!!???
Fucking hypocrit..

 

by PuterBoy
11-06-05
"Hello comic characters!"
Hello asswipe, ready to go make us say some more unfunny things?
Ya or make another awkward silence comic thats been done 40 times??? What now biotch!?
"Hey now thats not nice, my mom thought my comics were funny!"
Oh did she, momma's boy? Are you gonna cry.. momma's boy, are? Gonna go get your fucking momma!??
"I'm the narrator wah wah wah! I can't dress myself...boohoo!!I get picked last for sports, waahhh!
"Oh ya, well look what I can do, bitch!"
What the fuck.....?
This is not cool.......

 

by PuterBoy
11-06-05
I'm bored.
Ya me too.
What do you suppose we do?
I don't know maybe run around naked in McDonalds and pee on the costumers.....
Sounds gay. I'm in.
Alright, I call the guy in the wheelcair because he can't run away....

 

by PuterBoy
11-06-05
I'm gonna kill you soo good!
(Whistles innocently)
I'm gonna make you scream in pain...... ooh its gonna be bloody.....
Oh, hello. Sorry I didn't notice you before. You see I was busy feeding my bulldog and loading my husbands shotgun for hunting tommarrow... so what business do you have with me?
......TRICK OR TREAT!

 

by PuterBoy
11-07-05
Why not to send monkeys to space....
Alright monkey lets get out on the moon's surface!
One small step for man......
Awww how cute... someone taught him the famous line!
.....one giant hairy banana between my legs....
MONKEY!

 

by PuterBoy
11-07-05
Hello! This is a great party the big boss is throwing! I've never seen you before! Are you in the lower B section offices? You must be becasue I know everyone in A and D sections! Wait a minute!
I know you! Your the new mailroom man I hired! Great to see you! Wow I can't believe I forgot your face! I was busy with my prototype meetings to get to see you! Well, it sure is good to see you!
Oh ya? Well one time I killed a man with my penis!
Wow, two days into the job and I've already made a friend!

 

by PuterBoy
11-07-05
FOX NEWS Gives its latest report:
Hello america! Today I have a special report on: The Fight For Iraq! We all know that the war is the best thing for america and that the real hero in this whole battle isn't the soldiers.....
..it's the president. You see every second this patriotic hero is fighting to keep America safe from terrorists. Even now he is doing heavy thinking on how to best give freedom to the Iraqi people.
Meanwhile the president is doing some of his "heavy thinking"...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Oh man that was good... does anyone every notice that me and spongebob both like dem jellyfish?

 

by PuterBoy
11-09-05
The disadvantages of having a serial killer as your best friend.....
What's up man? How's it going?
Good, good.... I've been doin' some thinking and I have to kill you...and so now that we're in a secluded area, I think this would be the best time to do it....
But.. what.. are you tallking about.. dude ...
I'm sorry but your time is up..... I need to stab you....dude look the more you scream and cry... the more its gonna' hurt... so sit back and relax as I plunge this knife into your chest...
NO! MAN YOU CAN'T DO THIS, DUDE COME ON, MAN!! NO!! HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!! HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!! HEEEEELLP MEEEEE!
APRIL FOOLS!!!! HAHHAHHAHHAHAAA! I GOT YOUR HAHAHAHAAA!! OH MAN.....

 

by PuterBoy
11-10-05
Hey man..... I heard your feeling a little depressed....so I thought I should come by and maybe cheer you up a little bit...
It's no use! I feel horrible... I accidently ran over my own dog, my girlfriend left me, I just found out I have cancer and its the testicle kind...
Ouch..... I see your point.. but you still have a lot of great things in life... like.... your own apartment... I mean I have to live with a fat guy in a small, cramped dorm...
I just got the eviction note so.. I guess it's all over...
Hey! Don't talk like that! You have so much life ahead of you, I mean look at that ad! It says that you just won a PS4! See? You already in luck...
Dude, I hate you...

 

by PuterBoy
11-29-05
Help characters! I can't think of any good comic ideas...
Well its good you came to us!
Ya! We totally fucking own when it comes to making comics!
Alright so what do you guys think I should do?
Hmmm. How about like a fucking crippled joke?
HAHHAHA! Great idea! Well let's test it out.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! We did it again!
I'm crippled....
Now to end your sorry life! God bless America!

 

by PuterBoy
11-29-05
On the set of Star Trek...
You know what I heard? I heard that were gonna' get canceled 'cause were not entertaining the public anymore!
Aw! Thats awful! We should do something about that!
Yeah. Like maybe something to spice up the next show...
I've got just the idea!
Next day on the shooting of the show...
Alright, captain! I think we've spent enough time on this mysterious alien planet. Let's go!
LUBE US UP, SCOTTY!

 

by PuterBoy
11-30-05
Yo yo yo yo! Whats up da hizzle, homeslice!?
Uh, Grandma?
So yo wanna come to mah crib and smoke suma' mah stash, bitch?
It's church for christ sake! Comon' Grandma, your freaking me out.
Yo wurd on da street is dat you be wit dem Bluuds but dat aint coo yo! Yo gots ta be a Cripp, son!
This is the last time I'm leaving on BET when Grandma's watching...

 

by PuterBoy
12-01-05
Well Mr. Johnson I have some good news and some bad news. Which one do you want first?
Gimme the good news first doc!
Well the good news is that I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico...
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAA! I love those comercials!
...and the bad news is that you have terminial cancer. Have a good life.

 

by PuterBoy
12-06-05
So nice day, eh?
Righto.

 

by PuterBoy
12-10-05
I woke up this morning and I put my foot in slippers shaped like bunnies but then I relized that they were actual bunnies and that my foot was up there ass.
So to repay them pay I let them wear my clothes and I wear a bunny suit and they rape me over and over for about 5 minutes for 10 days, but then today one of their dicks got stuck in my ass...
...and I had to chop the lil' thing out... oh wait! I got to go... they get mad if I get to them late...they're get pretty rough on the ass when they're mad so ...well...cya...
Have fun.

 

by PuterBoy
12-12-05
...and he then said that he was sick of bananas! He is soo stupid!
Your mom is stupid!
My mom is dead...
Wow, this is almost as awkward as getting talked to about STD's by my grandma...
...and then once he had his fill he decided that he was done. But later I found out that he had AIDS. You see sexual intercourse transmits STD's because the males penis inserts in the females va-
KILL ME!!!

 

by PuterBoy
12-12-05
So what you're telling me is that you're God in the form of a squirrel?
Yep!
Really?
Bye golly, yes!
Neat-o...
You better believe it...

 

by PuterBoy
12-12-05
I'm still not convinced that you're God... I want you too prove it...
No problem-o!
Whoa, how the fuc-
I'm God.
Alright, change me back...comon! What! Your just gonna leave me like this!?
You're my bitch now...

 

by PuterBoy
12-12-05
Whoa... 20 comics...
Yeah...
Suppose we should celebrate?
One step ahead of ya'!
w00t!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

 

by PuterBoy
12-18-05
I love saying Smuckers... I feel important... Smuckers, Smuckers, Smuckers.......... wow.... I feel warm... Smuckers...
Dude you better shut the fuck up!
There's no stopping me... the name was made by some genius...Smuckers... Smuckers... I could say it forever... infact I'll probably die when saying Smuckers...
Dude seriously stop...
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GOD DAMN SMUCKERS!!!!
Well you heard it here folks. Saying Smuckers will make you spontanestly combust...

 

by PuterBoy
1-31-06
Dude, I wouldn't drink that. I accidently spit in it.
Don't care.
I drunk out of it!
Go away! I don't care!
I'M MEXICAN!
EEEEW! Why the hell didn't you tell me before!

 

by PuterBoy
1-31-06
While I was searching for clues in a graveyard an mysterious penguin stalked me. I was confused! What could it possible want? I was gettig scared! Could it be evil!?
I pulled out a gun and got ready to shoot it square in the temple! But then, something in its eyes caught me! A message of sorts. Something he was trying to tell me. Sea? SEX!? SEAMEN!? SUCKKY???
Well he obviously wanted me and so I tarted to strip naked and get my groove on...
What the fuck is he doing?

 

by PuterBoy
4-14-06
Stop looking at me like that.
Thanks.

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