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by QUOX
12-14-07
How did I get on THIS list?
I'm making TACOS!!!!

 

by QUOX
12-14-07
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Did you see that?
He's been smashed to bits!
PERFECT!!!!

 

by QUOX
12-14-07
NEXT>>>>>>.
OH, HELL NO!
Hey baby, YOU LOOKIN' JUICY! Lemme see ya shake a tailfeather.
This is why, people. This is why.

 

JUST ACT NATURAL.
by QUOX, 12-15-07

 

by QUOX
12-15-07
DUDE. NOT AGAIN, MAN! ... sheesh
?!?!?!?
LIKE, DO YOU BELIEVE IN EVIL STONER ALIENS MAN?
UHH.....WHAT?
?
GIVE ME YOUR MUNCHIES.

 

by QUOX
12-16-07
YOU HAVE A PRETTY FUCKED UP ALTER EGO.
?
I MEAN REALLY, "UNDERCOVER COP"?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SOME PIE AND WE'LL GET THIS PARTY STARTED.

 

by QUOX
12-16-07
YOU HAVE A PRETTY FUCKED UP ALTER EGO.
?
I MEAN REALLY, "UNDERCOVER COP"?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SOME PIE AND WE'LL GET THIS PARTY STARTED.

 

by QUOX
12-16-07
Ever think about how silly it is that so many foriegners dislike Americans?
WE ARE NUMBER ONE FOR A REASON>>>>>
Fills you with a sense of wonder.

 

by QUOX
12-16-07
Somehow I knew you'd tell.
I'm not a stool pigeon Larry, I'm a stool chicken.
What does that mean?
It was my own incontinence!

 

by QUOX
12-16-07
Ex-killer Conrad decides to bring humor to local crime scenes...
SO HOW 'BOUT THAT GUY HUH?
HOPE HE WAS WEARING CLEAN UNDERWEAR...
ANYBODY?

 

IT WILL BE OK. YOU JUST DON'T GET WHERE THE YOUTH ARE COMING FROM.
by QUOX, 12-16-07

 

BARRY LOOKS AT COCKROACH EXTERMINATION PHOTOS
!
by QUOX, 12-16-07

 

FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FOR FUTON CAREFULLY:
by QUOX, 12-16-07

 

ONLY NERD JUSTICE IS TRUE JUSTICE
by QUOX, 12-16-07

 

WHAT'S WORSE THAN A BEE STING?
DON'T YOU WALK AWAY!!!!
by QUOX, 12-16-07

 

by QUOX
12-16-07
ON A TRIP TO THE BACON FACTORY...
I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS ENGINEERED FROM ANIMAL PARTS.
I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH I LIKE BACON.
... !!!!!!>>>
mmm....bacon
WHAT THE FUCK MAN! I CAN HEAR YOU THINK!

 

by QUOX
12-16-07
WHAT A MAGICAL MOMENT.
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
SURE, ASK ME ANYTHING...
WILL YOU PULL MY FIMGER?

 

by QUOX
12-27-07
Thanks again for the coffee...
...UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE...
..and, uh, sorry about your dog.

 

by QUOX
12-31-07
What if none of this is real? Maybe I don't even exist!
Maybe I am nothing more than the product of imagination....
I gotta stop swimming in that toxic lake.

 

by QUOX
12-31-07
Quincy decides to serve his Country the only way he knows how...
You wanna talk about tough negotiations...
What's with these WOMEN?! They're all Lesbians, witches, and whores...
Am I right?

 

by QUOX
12-31-07
What do I SAY?
What do I DO?
What do I DO and SAY about what I DO?

 

by QUOX
12-31-07
Hey, that cloud looks like my Hopes and Dreams....*sigh*
Warm and airy and bright and fluffy and soft and cuddly and cute and..
Highly Unobtainable.

 
by QUOX, 12-31-07

 

by QUOX
12-31-07

 

ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE & VIDEO GAMES
by QUOX, 12-31-07

 

by QUOX
1-01-08
...this is why you need to know the metric system...
...and make sure to cover your tracks...
...and then you won't need to use a condom...

 

by QUOX
1-07-08
You look tore up.
You're empty inside.
Open up, man.

 

by QUOX
1-07-08
I MUST CONFESS! AND GO TO HEAVEN...
BUT ROBOT, YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL.
THERE IS NO WAY FOR YOU TO GET INTO HEAVEN.
HOORAY! NO MORE GUILT AND FEAR!
UH, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.

 

by QUOX
1-07-08
This is what time travel is like pookie. This is also what LSD is like.
Heh. I wish I knew which one we are experiencing.
We should not have hung out with those illegal aliens.

 

by QUOX
1-07-08
I told her I liked her hair.
I said she had lovely lips...
I don't know what happened!
hmmmm.... You gave her your "special" handshake didn't you?

 

by QUOX
1-07-08
Teenage boys are like eels.
Wet, squirmy, slippery, and...completely disgusting.
Icky.

 

by QUOX
1-07-08
Welcome to earth.
Maybe "NO" on the handshake...

 

by QUOX
1-07-08
OH...yAH!
o..O..o... YAH !
that's hot.

 

by QUOX
1-08-08
SHUT UP.
SAY IT.
NO.
SAY IT.
FINE. "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER".
HA HA, GREAT!

 

by QUOX
1-10-08
And here she comes now, WWF superstar, Lethal Edna...
How do you feel about tonight's match, Lethal Edna?
These whipersnappers aren't getting MILK AND COOKIES Kent, they're getting EAR TUGS AND NOOGIES...
The spirit of a fighter right there folks...

 

by QUOX
1-10-08
Why did you have to go and change the rules? Now they're after me!
Have faith my friend, and turn the other cheek.
Um, yeah, not working...still gonna be eaten.
Yeah, now that I have had time to think, this might not have been my best idea...
Can I get you a pillow?

 

by QUOX
1-10-08
sO THEN i PUT iN mY ThUmb....
DiD yOu PuLL oUt A pLUmB....
No, iT wAs a StRiNG oF BEadS.

 

by QUOX
1-15-08
Again? Really?
I'm too quick for that!
Jerk offs!

 

by QUOX
1-15-08
Come on, get out of there.
Uh oh, it's one of them!
Funny.
I'm waiting...
No more opression man!

 

Well shiver me timbers!
by QUOX, 1-18-08

 

by QUOX
1-21-08
Nice!
You think so?
Says " I will do what you say" all over it!
I'm takin charge of my life and working again! Alright!

 

by QUOX
1-21-08
The father!
The Son!
The Holy ghost!

 

by QUOX
1-21-08
There are reports that citizens are rising up and taking power over their own lives. You sure you found no evidence?
I went under cover and did some investigating. I asked around and all is clear.
Have you seen anything unusual?
Have you seen anything unusual?

 

by QUOX
1-21-08
Sir, it's actually happened.
Curses! That's why the seat was so cold!

 

by QUOX
1-22-08
I told you this would happen.
Aw, come on, how could I know?
That is NOT the way you make peanut butter!
I'm sorry. I'm a nut addict.
I still don't understand why you insist on putting in LOVE all the time!

 

by QUOX
1-22-08
Mother Fucker! Now I'm all wet!
April Fools!
That WAS more fun!
It's January mother fucker!

 

by QUOX
1-23-08
Stop looking at my chess!

 

by QUOX
1-23-08
I'm ready!
I'll be there in a minute!

 

by QUOX
1-23-08
De dede Dum Dum..
What are you doing?
The Macarena.
Cosa buena.
Alright.

 

by QUOX
1-23-08
Sir, we pulled out 15 cats?!?
Great! Now get the porcelian dolls!
Fuck offf.

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