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In a public restroom, evil is born. Dr. Howie Toddid discovers he has a super powers....the power to put catchy tunes into people heads and force them to sing it over and over all day......
Oh man I hate that song. I wish this guy would hurry. I gotta go.
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight......
Don't you just hate that?
Uh we muh weh uh we muh weh uh we muh weh.....Oh crap! Now that stupid song will be stuck in my head all day!!
Why is it always world domination? Can't evil villians ever do anything else? Oh well, anywho...what will The Jingler do next? Who can stop him and his diabolical plans? Stay tuned.
Hmm. I have the power to force people to sing whatever I want. I could use this power to rule the world. No more Dr. Toddid. From now on I am....... THE JINGLER!! Mwa ha ha ha hahaaaaa!
What a freak. I wish he would quit staring at me. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaweeeeaaaa oo we ahh muh muh weeeeeeehh..

 

The Jingler sets out to implement his plans for world domination, starting with authority figures....
And now to put my plan into motion.....
Ewwwwww who didn't see that coming?
Bad boys bad boys..whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do when they come for you.......
Is this the beginning of the end? Is there no hope? Isn't there a faster way to take over the world? ...................Stay tuned.
Mwa ha ha ha haaa. It's working! And this is only the beginning!!!!!
Bad boys bad boys...whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do when they come for you......Oh thanks a lot, grandpa!! I'll be singing that all day! If I wasn't on a donut break I'd pistol whip you!

 

 
Hey, this beer really does the trick!
I'm gonna need a lot more to drink.

 

The Jingler hides his identity.
I'm going to need a disguise. I can't afford to give up my identity. My molelcular scrambler machine should do the trick.
Oh, crud! Ok, who's been messing with the settings on my molecular scrambling machine again??!!

 

Try try again.
Ok let's try this again.
Ouch

 

Third time's a charm....or the fourth...or fifth.
No friggin' way!
Too obvious.
Excellent!

 

What does this button do?
I don't know. Just push it, man.
Whoooooaaaa
Whooooooaaaaa
Far out! Dude, what happened?
I don't know, man, but it was freakin' awesome! Let's do it again.

 
Stop it, freak!

 

Oh man. Are we trippin' or what?
Totally!
Look at all the pretty colors and bubbles and stuff!
I'm gonna shoot that butterfly! It's pretty.
You're bringin' me down, man...Bringin' me down.

 
What? Did you guys just get out of prison or something?

 
I saw your underwear.

 

Ring ring
Hello? Who is this?....... No, my mommy's not home right now.

 

Ring ring ring
Hello? .....No, I would not like to buy a subsciption to Mad magazine.

 
Shhhhhhhh. Be vewwy vewwy qwiet. We're hunting teletubbies.
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

 

Do you know why I pulled you over?
Cuz I was speeding? Drinking? Ran a stop sign? Wreckless driving? Drugs? Was it because of the hooker I picked up? What is it? What what what?!
Nope.
It's because you left your pants over at my apartment last night. You big savage beastie you!

 

Hello?...........Just a minute, I'll check.
Riiiiing
Attention everyone! Is there a Howie Feltersnatch here? There's a phone call for Howie Feltersnatch.....

 

The Jingler strikes when it's least expected.....
OH thank goodness you're here, you've got to help me. I've lost my way!
Mwa ha ha haaa
Will it go 'round in circles? Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky i hi iii.........
Will it go 'round in circles? Will it fly......Oh curse this blasted song! What kind of evil would do such a thing as this?
Mwaaa haaa haaaa!! You are now mine!!!

 

The Jingler accelerates his plans.....
Now I will launch a new satellite into space that will broadcast to every radio station on the planet. And I will have total control of the AIRWAVES!!!!!!
To be continued...........
Everybody sing!!!....I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony..........

 

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinga
Hello?...Yes a dis a is a da new pope a.

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