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by Rapidwings
1-04-08
Ok, let's stop the train now! This is my stop!
Ughh! This is ridiculous! I can't believe you dragged me into it! Can't you at least turn on the lights!?
Ok, now...Hurry up! Let's get this over with! I have homework to do!
Shhh...if you keep disturbing me we'll never get to the North Pole on time! Chugga chugga chugga chugga...whoo whoo!

 

by Rapidwings
1-04-08
Alright, when does this train ride end?
I already told you! We need to get to the North Pole first! Then Santy Claus will give us cookies and milk!
Oh, goody.........and you're supposed to be the older brother.
Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Catch ya later!
Hey!!! Get back here right now! MOMMY! Jamie won't play with me! MOMMY!? I guess I'll just have to *sniff* drive *sniff* the train *sniff* by myself! WAAAH!!!

 

by Rapidwings
1-04-08
Have a cup of coffee, Diablo!
Oh, no, I really shouldn't. I have to leave for work in about ten minutes, and my boss is really strict about drinking.
Oh, come on! It's only a small cup of coffee. Look at me...I've been here drinking for an hour and I'm perfectly fine! And...oh...what a funny-looking monkey you are!
Uhhh...I better get going...
Yup, what a funny-looking monkey he was...

 

by Rapidwings
1-04-08
Oh...I just love modern technology...from calculators to computers to television! It's all just so wonderful!
You actually like technology? I hate it! It's always getting more and more advanced! It's so annoying!
What's so bad about technology getting more advanced? Isn't that supposed to be a good thing?
Not for me. Let's take a look.
See? They are always creating more ADVANCED robots. Nobody will hire my family or I because we aren't ADVANCED enough!

 

by Rapidwings
1-05-08
We are now landing on Planet Oobleck. Where's the flag?
Right here. I'll do the honors.
Where are you going, earthling? This is our planet, not yours! We will not allow you to dominate this planet!
Oh no, it's an alien! I'm soooooo scared! What's he gonna do, pull out a ray gun and kill me? Get out of the way, one-eye.
Watch your language.

 

by Rapidwings
1-05-08
Gee...how did I get here? And why the heck are you here? I thought penguins only lived at the North Pole!
Eez correct, amigo
So you're saying...!?
Mm-hmm...
Oh my goodness! I always knew global warming was getting worse and worse these days, but I never thought it would get this far! The North Pole is nothing but a tropical island now!
No, no, no! Amigo mistaken. Me new species of tropical monkey! This no North Pole!

 

by Rapidwings
1-05-08
Where did that fool go this time?
He can't hide for long!
I'll get him yet!
Ah-ha! So he was behind me the whole time! Lucky for me he hasn't noticed! One, two, three...charge!
Leggo! Help! Murder!
Daddy...my tooth is loose and it hurts! Owwy! Daddy?

 

by Rapidwings
1-05-08
Oh, hello there, Deuce! My secretary and I were just discussing the progress you have made in the past month! You've been doing wonderful!
Mm-hmm, go on...
Well, Mr. Grady, my assistant, is going to be on break next week, and I want you to substitute for him.
What's in it for me?
I'm glad you asked! You'll be very pleased to hear we're dining at an ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT buffet today! I'll pay the bill, of course. I do really love dining with you!
Sounds good, but since you like dining with me so much, why don't we go to that buffet you love so dearly everyday? I'll even let you pay the bills any way you like! Oh, I'm such a kind secretary...

 

by Rapidwings
1-11-08
Hey, hey, hey! Look who it is! Mr. Pierrot!
Mr. Stinky Butt, I have come for you! I have given up on smoking!
Ah..forget it! I've waited long enough! Toss me a cigar!

 

by Rapidwings
1-11-08
Your time is up!
*Click* What the...?
*Click* Oh well, at least it got a little bit better!

 

by Rapidwings
1-15-08
What's the answer to question #3 on the worksheet?
Sorry, man, I can't tell you the answer. It would be counted as cheating. Try looking for the answer in your textbook.
But I am!
Umm...that's your math textbook...We're working on science.

 

by Rapidwings
1-15-08
Ok, I've got my science textbook out now...but I still can't find the answer to the question.
Look in the index.
Oh, I know that! You think I'm stupid, don't you? I've already searched the first twelve pages, and I can't find the index at all!
Good grief!

 

by Rapidwings
1-15-08
Oh, for Pete's sake, won't you just answer the stupid phone!?
BRING! BRING! BRING! BRING!
No, no, we have to savor the sound first! I can't believe somebody's actually calling me! I can't wait to answer it casually, as if I did it everyday!
...
I've missed my chance...haven't I?

 

by Rapidwings
1-18-08
I'm scared! Let's get out of here! I really don't want to find out who the murderer was anymore!
Don't worry. I'm armed.
Oh, yeah, like that's going to make everything better! Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if a gang of rabbits jumped out holding AK-47's in their paws!
Dang it! They're onto us!

 

by Rapidwings
1-18-08
What are you looking at? It was a random comic layout, ok?

 

by Rapidwings
1-18-08
Oh Lord, why me? What is it about my feathers that look so appealing for dinner?

 

by Rapidwings
1-18-08
Here, bunny bunny bunnny! You can play guns with me!
What a jerk!
*Chk, chk* Bang!
Job here's done.

 

Oh, stop it! You can't erase marker, you know! You're just bruising my arm! That hurts! Get a clean sheet of paper!
by Rapidwings, 1-18-08

 

by Rapidwings
1-18-08
One portrait please!
Coming right up!
Make me look thinner in the picture.
Oh, whoops, sorry! I'm used to drawing realisticly.

 

by Rapidwings
1-19-08
ZMannzilla, make me the winner of your comic competition or I will beat you to a pulp!
Oh...Pleeeeeeease?

 

by Rapidwings
1-19-08
Hello there, Mr. and Mrs. Owl!
Hewwo! Hoo aroo?
Well, my name is Guyanny, but some people call me Guy for short. Oh looks, it's getting late! I gotsa go! Bye! Nice meeting you!
Alwight. See ra later! Nice meeting roo, too!
Did she just say her name was Guy?
That's her nickname. She shed her real name was Granny.

 

by Rapidwings
1-20-08
In the teacher's lounge...
Ok, so here's the plan...I'll raid the vending machines while you stand guard. If you spot a teacher heading our way, let me know.
Right. But just one thing...what do we do if a teacher does come?
Don't worry. I brought the crew.
What crew? You mean them over there in the storage room?

 

by Rapidwings
1-21-08
So, what did you and Alex do last night for the science project?
Well, he came over to my house and we made a diagram with all the parts of the atom. It was sortta awkward, though...
"He kept looking into my eyes and smiling..."
Umm...
Aww...he loves you!
Not that stupid, self-centered Alex! Naw, it was more as if he was searching for his own reflection in my eyes. He's obsessed with himself!

 

by Rapidwings
1-21-08
You in big trouble! You not supposed to die on cross!
But father, I thought you wanted me to die on the cross!
No, no, no! I say you become goth!
That better!
This is ridiculous!

 

by Rapidwings
1-21-08
Dude, it ain't Halloween!
DUDETTE, it ain't Christmas either!
Please pardon my rudeness, kind sir, but THIS IS MY HOUSE AND I MAKE THE RULES HERE! EVERYDAY, IT'S CHRISTMAS!
That must explain why this house is so ugly, MAM'.
Oh, don't go there, GIRLfriend!
Finally, you get the point!

 

by Rapidwings
1-21-08
Hey, mom. What did you do at Back to School night? Nothing embarrassing...I hope?
Ummm...
Your son has been doing horribly this quarter! He never got anything below a B before. What's going on? Anything bothering him at home?
NO. ARE YOU SUGGESTING I'M A BAD PARENT!?
Well?
No...not really...

 

by Rapidwings
2-19-08
Your time is up, Dr. Fry! The world will never have to experience your torturous punishments again! Bang, bang!
...
*Cough, cough* Bang, bang...
...Wait, that was my cue?

 

by Rapidwings
4-28-08
Your letter, sir.
Gee, ever since Rob started that successful car company, I haven't gotten a single letter from him, and now here it is. Must be an apology...
What?
Richard -- Below is a drawing of a dream I had last night of you and me. I thought maybe I should warn you.
Why didn't I buy that car like you told me to?
It's too late now...

 

by Rapidwings
5-05-08

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