All comics by Razmo

 

Criminal Intent by Razmo 3-14-06
Your pretty, wanna go out? Pffft, get lost, loser.	Well, maybe mr. axe will change your mind Hey, I masturbate with those.	You wanna fuck then? Hell yeah, lets get it on.

 

Criminal Intent 2 by Razmo 3-14-06
You hippies make me sick, die now! eeek!	Like woah dude, I'll suck your dick for peace	OK, But I'm still gonna kill you after I blow my load Fine then, but I'm not gonna swallow!

 

Criminal Intent 3 by Razmo 3-14-06
Did ya hear about that mass murderer? I hope I catch him before the authorities do!	Why on earth would YOU want to catch him? Cause I'm sick of you gay doctors, I need to feel a real man up my tight ass!	Bend over, bitch, and I'll take your temperature with my cock! Now thats what I'm talkin about!

 

Criminal Intent 4 by Razmo 3-14-06
Well , ya got alotta charges now aint ya lad? Murder, rape, indecent exposure, incest, battery, assault, numerous war crimes....	sexual assault, lewd conduct in public, sexual harassment and jaywalking. Oi! I wasnt jaywalkin ya pig bastard! To death with ya, taste my blade!	Now I can add butcherin a pig bastard to the bleedin list!

 

Criminal Intent 5 by Razmo 3-14-06
I've come for your daughter, Vlad. Mwahahaha! You will never have her, but I shall suck your blood!	No, but now she will suck my dick you Transylvanian twit!	I brought you your father's head, now you will give me head! Right on! Then after I swallow your cum, you can fuck my brains out!

 

Criminal Intent 6 by Razmo 3-14-06
You molested me when I was an alterboy Father McDouchebagg. Why that's impossible my son, I kept a detailed record of all the luscious, firm young boys I molested and your not in there.	So...you never molested me then? No my son, infact, I don't recall you ever attending mass.	Ok then, but I'm still going to brutally murder you and use your blood in horrifying Satanic rituals. Very well my son, I forgive you in advance then.

 

Criminal Intent 7 by Razmo 3-14-06
What, you gonna kill me just because I'm BLACK?!? Why you racist cracker! How dare you be killin off MY people! I'm a PROUD BLACK WOMAN and your just an ignorant honky pig!	You fat white pigs have kept MY people down for too long! Now WE are risin up and stickin it to THE MAN! Which is you, you ignorant, racist, honky white devil!	That'll be enuffa that shit.

 

Criminal Intent 8 by Razmo 3-14-06
Wow, Satan looks like a Mexican Used Car Salesman Sell me your soul and I'll give you the power to burn people in a blazing inferno and reduce them to ashes at will.	Ok Satan, you gotta deal, heh heh... What are you laughing about?	Oh nothin... Very funny

 

Criminal Intent 9 by Razmo 3-14-06
When I said I wanted fresh pussy, you werent exactly what I had in mind... Oh please mr. psycho killer, I'll suck your cock if you let me live!	Will you swallow my cum and let me piss all over your face infront of your mom? Um, my mom died two years ago from cancer	Well, dig the bitch up and we'll have a threesome with her corpse...unless you wanna join her. Well..I guess I'll get the shovel then!

 

Criminal Intent 10 by Razmo 3-15-06
Hey, don't you know smoking is bad for you?	Smoking causes lung cancer, enemia, bulemia, dyslexia, aids, impotence, infertility, bad breath, blindness, anal worms and even the plague! It said so on TV!	Government Warning: Kids who annoy smokers WILL be hacked to death with an axe. Stooge....

 

Stranger Things by Razmo 3-15-06
Uh, hey sis, we need to talk... Sure lil bro, wasup?	Well, Satan appeared to me in a vision and told me that you and I were to have a son and he would be the Antichrist.... Look lil bro, I guess I've always known you wanted to fuck me, and, well, maybe I've thought about us fucking a few times....alright you talked me into it.	Now, I will ejaculate into that goblet, then you will drink it, then we will remove all of our clothes and fuck on the altar. Wow, I can't believe I'm going to be the mother of a living God! Hail Satan!

 

Stranger Things 2

Well, no one can say he wasn't well hung....

by Razmo, 3-15-06

 

Stranger Things 3 by Razmo 3-16-06
Look, your my daughter and your 12 years old, it's time I made you a woman! What do you mean daddy?	I'm gonna stick my cock up your tight virgin cunt and pop your cherry! Oh daddy, now you'll always be my first love!	And you'll always be my little girl, but don't ever tell your mom about this. Damn, I thought we could have a threesome.

 

A Comic Romance 1 by Razmo 3-10-07
Hey there, I saw ya and had to come introduce myself, I'm Razmo. Hi Razmo, I'm Kate.	Nice to meet you. How bout I buy you dinner tonight? I like a guy who gets straight to the point, sure, I'd love to have dinner with you.	So Kate. how many damn times do we do this 'fore I can call ya my girlfriend? Well Razmo, so long as we keep doing things together, you can call me your girlfriend starting now!

 

A Comic Romance 2 by Razmo 3-10-07
So, are you the same guy who made all those nasty, disturbing comics last year? Not exactly, that Razmo drank alot, was bi-polar and a racist, he drank himself to death, I'm his new, younger, happier, replacement!	Sweet. I used to have an anxiety disorder and hated the world, I was a bitch to everyone...but NOT anymore! Now I actually have some friends and YOU for a boyfriend! Yeah, life is sweet aint it? One day you just wake up and all the pain and misery is gone, just like that, as if a Great Hand wiped it all away and gave you the power to stay that way.	Amen to that Ray! Amen indeed Kate, amen indeed. I have a feeling you and I are gonna work out great.

 

A Comic Romance 3 by Razmo 3-10-07
Um, I'm Razmo, who is Ray? Oh, my bad, sorry Razmo, you remind me of this really cool guy I know whose name is Ray. He's not a comic character like us, he's a real person.	It's all good. You kinda remind me of a real girl I know, her name is Amanda. Wouldn't it be cool if our lives paralelled theirs? Yeah, but I'm kinda glad were just comic characters and don't have to deal with all the complexities of the real world.	Yeah Kate, we can focus more on the cool stuff and each other without all the hassles and interruptions here. Yeah..I kinda like what I'm focusing on right now..Razmo

 

A Comic Romance 4 by Razmo 3-10-07
I'll be there in a sec Fezziwig, just let me finish emailing Kate. Well hurry up Razmo, my bowl is empty..wait, who is Kate?	My new girlfriend, she's the coolest chick I ever met! New girlfriend eh? Well I hope she's not allergic to me!	Oh don't worry, I'm sure she'll love you! True. I'm cute AND cuddly, why not?

 

A Comic Romance 5 by Razmo 3-10-07
I'll be there just as soon as I finish writing Razmo back Fitz.. Good, coz I'm pretty hungry and stuff ..wait, who is Razmo?	My new boyfriend, he's the greatest guy I've ever met! Oh my, I hope hes not alergic to me and um I hope he likes cats and stuff....	Don't worry, I have a feeling he'll love you as much as I do Fitz. He's cool like that. sweet.

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