Intro OF DOOM! by Red_Irken_Tallest7-16-03 During a comfy airplane ride. GONE WRONG! Um...Kyle! Hello I am Kyle, This is one of my friends Mikey. ....... Should'nt we be Concerned about the airplanes current situation! Mabey but....To lazy! This narration was intentionly left blank Wait IMA MONKEY! WHY DOSE EVERYONE ABUSE ME!? Wait Why am I on a plane?
Death can be fun. JOIN IN! by Red_Irken_Tallest7-16-03 *munch munch* You know what I am gonna leave You do that! The last thought before death can be quite enlightning! This is your captin speaking, please ignore the flying shrapnal! Also please don't panic the plane crashing is no big deal Wait where did the tv come from? This seems like a nice, cosy place SHUT UP MORTAL!
Gatoraid do you have it in you? by Red_Irken_Tallest7-16-03 Meanwhile Do you have it in you? Huh? Ahhh good old gatoraid What is IT!? And Why do they think I have IT!? Is IT deadly!? This has nothing to do with any thing, not even the last two panles haha I like to confuse SOLIENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE PEEEEEEEEOPLE!
What would you doOoOoO for a clondike bar? by Red_Irken_Tallest7-17-03 Soooo......How do you get outta here? I'm not telling you mortal! What would you dooooo for a clodike bar? Uhhhh...Klondike bars...NO MUST RESIST TEMPTATION! Thanx ....Two doors to the left..
Mmmm...Neck meats um.... by Red_Irken_Tallest7-17-03 Yay! I'm free! AAARRRRGGG ITS MELTED THE KLONDIKE BAR IS MELTED DIE MORTAL! JASON ATACK! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HOLY SHIT WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM! Yes my master! Meanwhile I am bored. Time to rip Jhonen Vaquez You see me neck meats there luck! ohh the children are always after me lucky neat meat! Who the fuck are? and Why do I make aprenses only in random confusing things
Kyle attending buisness by Red_Irken_Tallest7-18-03 Hello this is Kyle! I am here on matters of depresing issues.... It seems the monkey playing Mikey Got Eboli when he visted africa so they had to shoot him! The first impresion is every thing mikey relized as people ran away So without ferther eudio ,the Mikey from my friend fzh's comic! durrr.......... OoooooooooookaY! If he keeps this up we will need to finda replacement for the replacement
A Mikey story by Red_Irken_Tallest7-18-03 Hello this is my friend Richard Richard likes drizzt He likes Drizzt, A charrecter by R.A Salvatore Richard Likes Drizzt Ahh....A third person wannabe I think They get it! Me and Drizzt are rangers. I MEAN! Richard and Drizzt Are rangers
Dun Dun Duuuuuh by Red_Irken_Tallest7-18-03 I am back to normal So don't worry. The suit guy is more like my real self so I will use it for buisness! I am Forest one of Kyles Friends Forest meets richard! EAT penies RICHARD AHHH MY RANGER POWERS ARN'T WORKING! I MEAN RICHARDS RANGER POWERS AR'NT WORKING! This Page was intentionly left blank But its not blank!
Mikey Sux by Red_Irken_Tallest7-18-03 Well I was resently informed that Mikey Insulted me In his comic (He is commieboy) So here is my charrecter with a little *Ahem*Killjoy YES!YES!YES! Did I forget to metion mikey is a chronic lier? Mikey Now you diE! I Duuuuurrr....Had sex When I was Durrr......5! Yeah! thats right! Sweet Sweet Revenge! Good thing there was an ambulance neer by! OW!
I AM PISSED! by Red_Irken_Tallest7-19-03 YOU KNOW WHAT EVER SINCE ME AND MY FRIENDS JOINED SC WE HAVE BEEN ATTACKING EACHOTHER! BUUUUURRR beer fat! and pupid! I don't understand it! We are all good friends but now we are all getting pissed! I hab iq ud 150! BTW that is Nick (He acctually is againt hippies but....His dad is a hippie so....) NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING! I know But I will gloat about it too tree and mak you peel dumb
Mikeys parents are dicks! And I am sorry by Red_Irken_Tallest7-23-03 Mikey I am sorry about what I said. So in apolagy I give you the lead roll in my comic! YAY! Did I forget to mention that he is being chased! IN HIS OWN ROOM! AHHHHH! HELP DAD! THERE IS A MURDER AFTER ME! TRICK SATAN WILL YOU! We know we let him in! We like him! We have a common intrest! I shoulda known!
The Tolken Brook Guy by Red_Irken_Tallest8-05-03 Ahhhh She is cute.... Whadda Mean shez cute she has a pimple and is 120 pounds! You know there is more then looks to a girl!? Whadda mean Of course the have to be able to look! Itz cause im white huh? The tolken brook guy PLOT TWIST! Brook is now the main charrecter in my comic! Hey whoz that guy with the knife? He looks like he is gonna stab me! Its cause I'm white huh Itz cause I'm white!
God, Pyro or retard part one! by Red_Irken_Tallest9-06-03 Man..Back to ~school!~ well at least I am not bound by a love I knew I had no chance with like last year I AM GOD COME BACK TO THE WAYS OF THE CHRISTIAN! What hell no! I won't be bound by a retarded pyro! HEY! I am not a pyro! Heeeeee! fire
God is a pyro 2 (Sorry mess up on other name) by Red_Irken_Tallest9-06-03 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NOT A PYRO YOU ONLY APPEAR AS FIRE! No I don't! I am a phone now right? Must resist....making.....flaming...phone!
You know when law suits have gone to far When... by Red_Irken_Tallest9-21-03 I'm sorry but I am not attracted to you... thats okay Sorry lady but saying that would be a hate crime! So becuase he is of diffrent color, you must go out with him and marry him if HE! wants! What!? And so begins the law fight of Hipocracy! But then that would be sexsits! you and your cl8ient are gonna pay through the nose *GASP!* your right AHHH! lawer powers fading!
You know when law suits have gone to fer when.....(Part 2) by Red_Irken_Tallest9-21-03 Your honor this blind man is here today, for being DENIED the right the right to touch a stripper at a strip club I can't see them so I wanted to feel them! This is a VERY VERY SAD story!
You know when law suits have gone to far when...(Part 3) by Red_Irken_Tallest9-21-03 OH NO! HEY YOU LOCKED ME IN I AM GONNA SUE YOUR ASS! Wait How did I lock you in Well I tried to break into your house and could'nt get out! The judge rules in favor of the plaintiff OH NO!
God is a pyro freak (Part 3) by Red_Irken_Tallest9-21-03 OoOooOOoH yeah hot and wait NO! AHHH *pukes* Oooh I love my Kitty *Mreowr* I am getting hot... MYYYY KITTY! RAR I AM GOD LISTEN TO MY ENLIGHTENMENT! YOU ARE A COLLECTIVE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS INDIVDUAL! Wait were you going oh well........FIRE! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!