All comics by Residue2010

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
You said you have my money by Friday ..
I know but some S$%! came up and Im broke
I need to be retributed Jerry ...
*sigh* .. fine I hid my money in the vending machine..
You got a quarter?

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
Who the hell is George? ... and why is he sending you love letters?
Dammit ... I always do this to myself!
I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN ASS

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
Holy %/$! dude thats a big %?$/
Dude!
Heyyy big boy.

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
Jim .. ha ha just the guy i wanted to see! nice suit! hey I know Ive asked you to stay late every day this week while I went and had sex with your wife but I need one more favor ...
I just put a stack of papers yee high on your desk and I ...... Jim?

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
your diet isnt working for me anymore...
eat right for two days then skip a day ..
yea i thought I was gonna die on the third day..
from hunger?
no .. from skipping

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
Hellooo miss kensington are you ready for your breast augmentation and ho ho .. looks like we have our work cut out for us tee hee
was it something I said?

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
pe pe pew
and then what did my client do to you? ...
pepe peeew
this...
pepe pe peeuuw

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
calm down bones or we wont be able to hang out again !
you humans really know how to party wooooooooo
no more chess

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
oh god its steve...
*sigh*
you know you waaant it
go awayyy steve
okay

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
well I must say! ... smoking inside are we?
yea man its freaking cold outside, damn smoking laws. weather makes me pee
ahhhhhhh yea thats better
you have peed on my shoe ..
oh $/!* sorry!

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
Bathrooms this way?
yup.

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
heyy babay nice shirt can I talk you out of it?
Im naked
woohoo!

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
where the hell did she go! this happens every fucking time we go out..
Have you seen a little poodle with one ear, and a nose that slopes to one side?
I dont need your sympathy.

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
NOO!
do you want ice cream?
NOOOOO!
Mcdonalds?
well come to think of it ... maybe one of those little pies
psych

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
oh my goodness! it was crazy today Ive been taking shots of adrenaline every hour ..
oh my
I cant go home like this .. I need to calm down ... wanna have sex?
uh..
can we do that thing?

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
I will TALK!!!! I will TALK!!!

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
hey
sup
prizes in cereal boxes...
I know..
half off shoes ...
Beer coupons ...

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
shoo
piss off!
nutjob.

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
noooo no no nooooo
n-n-n-noooooo
noooooo. stayyyyy

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
yur in alot of trouble chap
wheres tobor when you need him!
what? when you love a girl YOU FUCK THE BICH

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
did you see what my girlfriend Cindy wore to the costume party?
yea she was a fucking tree, thats pretty lame dude.
where did you guys go after anyway?
I was burying my nuts.

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
I was not dissing you, I was merely pointing out that your socks do not match.
you be trippin
Im not moving. I didnt fall, not tripping
you dis specting me playa
im done talking.
yous wish you was fly like me. coming up in here n playa hatin all up on a nigga, get out my face.

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
I was not dissing you, I was merely pointing out that your socks do not match.
you be trippin.
Im not moving . I didnt fall, not tripping
you dis specting me playa
Im done talking.
yous wish you was fly like me. coming up in here n playa hatin all up on a nigga, get out my face

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
I was not dissing you, I was merely pointing out that your socks do not match.
you be trppin
im not moving, i didnt fall, not tripping
you dis specting me playa
im done talking.
yous wish you was fly like me. coming up in here n playa hatin all up on a nigga, get out my face

 

by Residue2010
11-30-10
I was not dissing you, I was merely pointing out that your socks do not match.
you be trppin
Im not moving . I didnt fall, not tripping
you dis specting me playa
im done talking.
yous wish you was fly like me. coming up in here n playa hatin all up on a nigga, get out my face

 

by Residue2010
12-01-10
The rubiks cube is a marvelous peice of ingenuity and is remarkably similiar to the human appendage you call a Penis.
what the fuck are you talking about
The more you play with them, the harder they get!

 

by Residue2010
12-01-10
that was freakin hilarious dude, you squirted all over her face!
lol she had it coming.
How do you breathe through something so small?
..

 

by Residue2010
12-01-10
Hey Geoff, how was your weekend
someone stole my credit card.
did you report it?
Nope.
The thief is spending less than my wife.

 

by Residue2010
12-01-10
yea my doctor says I have a really high sperm count
okay..
mhm
my girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

 

by Residue2010
12-01-10
...I have needs.
youre gonna have to go change first dear
Thaaats better

 

by Residue2010
12-01-10
I hear theres talk of Cher joining the spice girls ..
I guess theyre gonna call her Old Spice

 

by Residue2010
12-01-10
Whats the difference between your wife and your job?
after 5 years your job will still suck.

 

by Residue2010
12-01-10
I just got back from bingo tweety and I didnt win a dime and im pissed!
tawt i taw a putty cat
Ive never been screwed by so many balls before!

 

by Residue2010
12-01-10
my wife and I went out to dinner last night, guess what I ordered? ..oysters! theyre a natural aphrodisiac you know. We went at it all night ..
of course you did you fuck, she knows if youll eat oysters, youll eat anything.

 

by Residue2010
12-01-10
Frank, come here
I cant keep jack and susan on the payroll any longer.
get rid of them both, theyre nothing but trouble sir.
Thats right ... im gonna go lay susan and jack off right now.

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