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by Rooneijf
4-20-06
Hello, dude.
Why are you black, dude?
Why are you white, dude?
Racist, dude.
But then, dude.
Why are you suddenly a monkey, dude?
Now you can't discriminate me, dude.

 

by Rooneijf
4-20-06
Hmmmm...
Well, well. You like me? Hi-hi-hi.
No, I was just wondering: would you be pretty when you're not fat...
...
Hard question ~ isn't it?
Dammit, he dissed me totally.

 

by Rooneijf
4-21-06
You must earn much... haha, just kidding off course.
One minute and three seconds later.
Oh, I feel good today. I mean; I have a good job...
Mine job is even better. You know: you work for me.
Oh, I feel terrible today.

 

by Rooneijf
4-21-06
Hello again.
Oh, hello.
Then...
Yeah, now yóú can't discriminate mé!
I'm out of here...
Just foolin' around.. You started anyway ...What a loser!

 

by Rooneijf
4-21-06
I'll take my revenge. I will kick him ...really hard...
Hi.
Aaii, I'm out of here.
You'll get the other 20 bugs when he's death... hi-hi-hi
$$$ Kill.. for $$$

 

by Rooneijf
4-21-06
Mister Bunny is standing at Mr Tooms.
Must kill him too... Must revenge!
So bunny's lookin' for the right person.
You know bunny, I can't stand Mr Tooms. I can wish him death.
I can help you. *Revenge & $$$* Muahahahaha!
Muahahaha!
My horoscope told me to live like it's my last day... sure...

 

by Rooneijf
4-23-06
Can I have a balloon?
Sure, bring one for me too. I also like balloons.
But don't you have any balloons?
Do you see any balloons in my hand?
Uh, no...
So can I have a balloon?

 

by Rooneijf
4-23-06
#$%^6
?
#$%^6
#$%^6?
Yeah.
Qu'est-ce que c'est?

 

by Rooneijf
4-24-06
Can I offer you some good books?
Do you have some good books?
Yes, I have.
So yes, you can offer me some good books.
Tell me something I don't know.

 

by Rooneijf
4-26-06
The 'impress & scare the hippie'-show.
Very impressive.
Wow, very-very impressive. I just thought for a second I'll be death
Boss would have win this show... 'Cause he scared the hippie very well.
Show's over. It wasn't good...
Damn, my boss didn't like it. I'll be in trouble now.

 

by Rooneijf
4-28-06
The comic-creator is very pissed off, at the moment.
I don't care.
You should...
Oh, oh, oh... *swallow* I really love our creator...

 

by Rooneijf
4-28-06
Oh my God!
They killed Kenny!
Oh my God!
I killed Kenny!

 

by Rooneijf
4-29-06
Must find the bird.
Have you seen a bird? Or did you just eat the bird?
*Wow*, eat me!

 
by Rooneijf, 4-29-06

 

Then I showed up and said: 'BOE!'
by Rooneijf, 4-29-06

 

by Rooneijf
4-29-06
You're total okay.
See, I told I was okay. But my mom didn't believe me.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
But make her believe she must pay a little bill.

 

by Rooneijf
5-03-06
Now you all should laugh, like 'ha-ha'
The comedian repeats his joke. This time he tried to impress even more.
BOE !
No, no, no. Not 'Aaaaahhhhhh!', but: 'Hahaha!'

 

by Rooneijf
5-03-06
I have a bed, but not a girl.
I wish a girl.
Now I have a girl, but not a bed.

 

by Rooneijf
5-03-06
'But if you love me..'
'..where have you been?'
Good question.

 

by Rooneijf
5-03-06
You've just won the World Cup. Can you believe it?
Off course. This is real. What a lame question.
...
You've never won a World Cup. Can you believe it?
Sure, it's... real...

 

by Rooneijf
5-06-06
...playing a war game... *DING DONG*
Hahaha! Not over my death body!
Oh, the doorbell.
No!

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