They are still rioting in Ireland, 5 days after the game. The lastest report is 50 people dead, over 100 homes destroyed, and there seems to be no end in sight
I've just received word that the Prime Minister has called the Army to end the rioting. Back you John in the studios
Hello Transfans I am Royal aka TF2go. I used to be a regular poster there 4 years ago after the bum WORST LAST banned him for calling muslims islamofacists after 9/11.
I am posting here today to let you know that I am not who they say I am and to clear my name from those vicious posts by Ironbutt (who never knew me at the boards and yet trashes me) and Worst Last.
Well im not shocked to see the bums four years ago still spewing garbage and smear insults at me, even calling me HITLER and yet they call me a racist? I had a lot of good times there-->
with the TEC RPG thread in Jan 2002. I still remember damn it because it was the best RPG I ever been in. Thanks to Hoistkeeper and Rebis for particpating in it. Too bad we couldn't finish it.
Still Worst Last still hates my guts after four years. I practially forgot about him until someone showed me a thread at transfans where they still spew hatred against me. I'm glad they still like me.
it's very hilarious to see them twist their posts about me especially Ironbutt. Too bad you don't like my name bro but with a name like ironbutt I doubt you see that many ladies yourself.
Worst Last- well what can I say about you except you're an asshole. Good job destroying a wonderful community. I highly doubt Omega Supreme gave you full control you son of a bitch.
I did those comics to simply make fun of those who was ruining transfans. I have a good sense of humor and satire is what I like to do. Oh Ironbutt its suppose to be a DEVIL not a dragon, you moron.
Final word: I just want to say I am not a racists, just a proud american who loves his country . I had a great time at TF and to the people there who knew me. Thanks for everything.
Hello my name is Insane Gavatron. I'm here tonight to say how evil and sinful it is to collect toys. I hear by announce I will rid myself of all toys, Toys are evil I say! my collection days are over
Preach on Brother IG! Toys are evil! Sell it all and break free!
Ten days later while TFW2005 was holding its contest
I deserve that reissue because I am with God now and I realize my sinful ways. I got rid of all my toys. Please give it to me because I need it to show my faith and correct my sins.
TFW2005 contest for Predaking! Just state in this thread why you deserve this Predaking reissue.
Five days later
Here's your Predaking reissue from TFW2005. They sent a you a sympathy card too. They must of said some nice things about them.
heh heh heh using the lords name in vain was a great idea if Isay so myself
Gen1TF HeadQuarters somewhere deep inside KEntucky
This is your admin Pretender Bumblee: The leader board for the VG song contest are: ASTROTRAIN with 1025 points, second Royal with 650, Third DC with 630 points, fourth Red of sun 615
Royal: What the hell? How is that guy still leading the board? No one is that good in this. Its like he practically knows them all
Red of Sun: Yeah I know its like he remembers all the songs in every system from the early system to today's . He's a freak!
Doublecross: Thats groovy man.... hey did you know Barry Bonds hit another home run.... I thinks thats wonderful.... how are you I'm fine......
The true reason he knows the answer!
Alright I got the answers to songs 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 14, Thanks brother. Yeah I know.
No problem. Hey if you need more answers just go to the secret room here with the password: up up down down left right left right B A. Remember you still owe me $20 for the last two rounds.
Sideburnt and Crutch give their opinion about Nintendo WII in gen1tf office
Sideburnt: OMG like Nintendo is GAY and stoopid. WII is the worst name ever. I know it sucks because im a videogame expert. I did a research paper on it. In my opinion XBOX is ten times cooler!
Thats right brother. I LOVED complicated games. Yeah Nintendo and all their games suck. I'm only 15 years old and never played one nintendo game but they still suck. I love complicated games!
i know practicly everything that has gone on since video games were created. I hate nintendo and i'm 17 year old videogame EXPERT! WII will suck because I can't play any FPS games on it.
the wiiner console is here!!! aaaahahahahaha.. stupid nintendo, die already. yes, we know alot about video games. Yeah I won't play any more of nintendo's old pointless, and somewhat boring games
After listening to their conversation
Oh brother... A Research Paper? For videogames? Who did he do it for, their mom? The thing is kiddies, videogames make the system. Take XJunk, if Halo was never made Xjunk would never been here today
Complicated games? What the hell does that mean? Man give me the sidescroller beat em up games anyday. I guess any games that takes SKILLS to play they don't like.
Announcment that Botcon is coming to good old Kentucky
BotCon '06 will be held in Lexington, KY, September 28-Oct 1. We will be at the Hyatt Regency Lexington and the adjoining Lexington Center more info will follow. Botcon is coming to Kentucky!!
YES! YES! I knew it. This calls for a special Transformers greeting! bah weep grah nah weep ni ni bong! I knew these happy day will come! Botcon right in my backyard. TILL ALL ARE ONE!
.......umm.... ... let me see here... give me a minute.... hmmm.....
WW I heard it. Great news man. what is the most interesting thing about kentucky that makes people want to visit there? I'm a city guy. Tell me whats good about Kentucky thats worth visiting?
Well we have lots of fried chickens and a walmart every 30 feet. Is that good enough?
I have pleased to announce that Gen1TF.com is now up and running. It is not 100% complete and rest assured as long as there are energon running in my veins I will not rest until it's finished.
Now I want you all you say all the Transformers famous quotes to show you love transformers and it makes me feel special. Ok all together now! TILL ALL ARE ONE! Power to the Deceopticons Forever!
Weirdwolf: COME ONE PEOPLE SAY IT WITH ME! bah weep grah nah weep ni ni bong! bah weep grah nah weep ni ni bong! Say it with feeling now. Transformers are our friend!
Pretender Bumblebee: Oh no He wouldn't, He can't! For the love of god DON't! ACK! Weirdwolf STop the torture!
Royal: No freaking way... he can't be serious... I have to si there and listen to this for another 3 hours!?!?
Weirdwolf: Dare to be stupid YA! Dare to be stupid! Another number YOU GOT THE TOUCH.... YOU GOT THE PPOOOOWWWEERRR!!
Red of Sun Wait a second I left my wife and daughter and my games at home to LISTEN TO THIS?
Astrotrain: Hmmmm hmmmm transformers Robots in disguise... autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces The Decepticons dadada More than meets the eye...
(20 minutes past) Weirdwolf: Transform and Roll out! Megatron must be stopped, no matter the costs. When are we going to start busting deceptichops!? LIGHT OUR DARKEST HOUR! etc
I gave up seeing Barry Bond hit another home run for this.....? Where's the love man....? Barry bonds needs me..... how are you... I'm fine....
What the hell is he talking about? What is this Generation 1 stuff he's preaching about? Pff Give me Beast wars anyday
(1 hour and a half later) Weirdwolf: Nobody summons MEGATRON! Then it pleases me to be the first. STATE YOUR BUSINESS! I BELONG TO NOBODY! etc
Good thing I have free beer refills in my pants.
Nintendo sucks, Nintendo Sucks, Nintendo sucks, Nintendo sucks... I love complicated games don't you know!
2 hours later Weirdwolf: And monzo said to me where did my iron pants go? I mean come on you don't have any pants. HAHAHA Monzo is sucha kidder and I;m glad he lives in my head man!
Pretender Bumblee: I never felt so violated in my entire life....
At the Gent1tf recreation room, our posters decide to play a little MvC 2
Pretender Bumblebe: *groans* Damn it! I lost again. This time my team of Magneto, cable and megaman didn't work. crap....
Royal: Ha-ha no contest man. You can't beat my team of Sentinel, Captain Commando, and Dr Doom. I've been playing this game when it first came on! Nobody can beat me. I'm the best!
You sure? Have you played this game before? Ha ha ha alright NOOB I'll go easy on ya... I don't care what team you pick I'll kick your ***!
Red of Sun: You guys mind if I join the game? Not really but I wouldn't mind giving it a shot. Please go easy on me (secretly crosses fingers*) I will use Shuma Gorath, Captain Commando and Jin.
Half and hour later after 15 matches it was clear who was the winner...
Whoa.... what the hell happen to you? I thought you say Red never played that game before? *snickers* Where's the hell are your clothes!?
You don't want to know. He really owned my ass. One match lasted only 25 seconds.... I am never betting my clothes again in videogames. At least he was kind enough to let me keep my underwear.
After a brief break, Royal wants a rematch against Red
The first game was just a fluke man! I was just testing you out. This time I'm not holding back. Best two of three matches.
Alright then let's get it on. At least show me that you can win one round.
The third and final match, the winner here will have bragging rights for the rest of the DAY!
I DID it I DID it! I beated you I finally won! FINALLY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I RULE! I'm going to enjoy this!!!
Oh brother please ... he won by time limit and he's excited???
At the Gen1tf bar and lounge
Red of Sun: He won the rematch against me. Nope not really he won the last match by running from me and won by time limit. Well I wanted to be nice and give hm a game after 30 matches. He's happy now
Pretender Bumblee: So how did the rematch go? Wow he really want all out then? Hahahahahahahaa! He only beat you once out of 30 games HAhahahah!
The dumb hippityhop rapper JayXY enters the room to entertain the crowd.
*rap beat* I speak 50 words of English. I speak 50 words of english. I speak 50 words of English and I'm worth 10 mil in the bank, jank. I speak 50 words of English.
I speak 50 words of ENGLISH. You speak 100,000 words of English and you ain't worth jack, cause you ain't got no crack. Thank to you dumb whitey I worth 10 mil in the bank jank!
I love your music 50 cent..... word up
As Royal and PB eat their dinner across the stage
Yup.... you speak only 50 words of english and you're worth millions in the hippity hop world. Yet I speak about 80,000 words of english and I only get paid 40,000 a year. Great Country I live in.
Yup times sure have changed when dumb rappers make more money than my parents who work their butt off to make their own business and they are lucky to make over 50,000 minimum.
This news is just in: Due to the epidemic of obseity, schools around the
Due to the epidemic of obeseity, school officials around the US have decided to ban all junk food and soda in the school. And replace it with healthy snacks and beverage. Here is Ted with his report.
Well Diane I have here Jason, Allan and Keith who are a students here. Jason what do you think of the school's policy in banning junk food and soda? Do you think its a good idea?
I think it sucks. Why are the schools telling us how and what to eat? I mean in the past we just eat those meals and went off to our classes. Food isn't the only reason kids are fat.
I go to my pizza joint and mcdonalds everyday to eat and I'm not fat. I do go outside and play some basketball with my friends and exercise at the gym. Just tell kids to exercise more and go outside
Also sitting in front of a computer and TV doesn't help kids with their weight either. They need to go outside and exercise. Also parents need to stop giving kids money to buy the snacks and soda.
Mr Johnson enters a place which he though was a fast food place..
Hi I would like some....
Hello westerner, Welcome to Dr. Zhing Tang's organ depot. We have a special sale on organs from the people's republic of China. We have eyes, spleens, livers, kidneys, heart, anything you need.
ORGANS FOR SALE!
Umm... sir thats not what I meant.... umm.. I gotta go....
We have a special deal today, A 19 year old falug gong asian girl was executed last week. If you buy two eyes you get a spleen free. Buy two kidneys, get a liver free. Dr Tang cares for its customer
Organs for SALE on the black market!
Darn .... so close to a sale... Maybe I should of added some ears s to the deal..... Yes Dr Zhu?
Dr. Zhu: Bad news the prisoner you sent me had SARS and the bullet went thru his nose. Call Hu Jintao of China and tell them to bring me a clean headshot prisoner and healthier one pk? .
Great news everybody! I went to a church today and they were having a sale. I bought all 50 G1 Transformers for a damn good price. Now I can solve my problems with these. SOLD Brother Inept.
Inept Galvatron: Hear me Brother Fox, I am your brother! We are both Christians man! It would be fair to God if you sell me half those Transformers for a small amount to me.
That is none of your business PB. What I do is my business not yours. Now get back to work and help me with the BOARD! Inept is a wonderful person and you will say no more about him!
WHAT!? How can you sell him those Gen1 TFs at so low a price? When did he did nothing for the site and I have. You always complained about money problems and yet you sold him those for half price?
Ouch talk about being left out in the cold....Red Thank goodness you're not like that. At least you think of PB and me whenever you find some Transformers in NYC.
Damn thats cold WF.... I wouldn't do that to PB after all the work he did for you and the site. Thats cold.....
Just another day at the Gen1tf office when Pretender and Crutch meet up
Yo Pretender B! I want to talk to you! I wanted to let you know that I don't like you, don't fear you, and you can't tell me what to do. Stop acting some tough on the board and do your job as ADMIN
*sigh* Yes Crutch what do you want now? Good for you junior... now go back to your hole and play with Halo thing with your Xjunk ok kid?
WHAT YOU SAY!?!? You know what I'm going to do to you???
..... no what are you going to do to me squirt....
......... umm..... I know! I'm going to overload your inbox with my pms about how much I hate your guts. I will tell my brother to do the same thing! You're going to be sorry now!
Great....yeah that will teach me.... Poor me.... Ok you do that and I will be sure to delete them just for you. Now go away shrimp I'm busy
HEY! HEY! I'm not done with you yet Bumblebee. Turn around and face me! I DO NOT FEAR YOU! NINTENDO SUCKS! NINTENDO SUCKS!! PS3 SUCKS TOO!
....Why does this always happen to me..... why do I always get the weird ones....
I just wanted to let you know me and my brother will kick your butt! My brother is special because he did a research paper on videogames. So he knows everything about videogames.
Hey Crutch, just shut your whiny mouth and go home! GO play with your crappy halo 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 with your sister sideburnt. I got real business to deal with.
That's it! I'm going to call my brother right now and we are going to kick your NINTENDO loving ***!!!
Fine... whatever... get back to me when both of you girls reach puberty.
Hey Ramsis what's up man? Oh nothing just reading the news about the Ps3 riots on youtube
Nothing much just watching baseball and watching the news? You? Yeah it's crazy what peopel would do for those kinds of things
At least Playstation 3 sounds better than what Nintendo name their new console. Why didn't they keep the name Revolution?
I don't know man. It definitely sounds better than wii. I wonder why they did that? Oh Look here comes Red now from Gamestop!
oooohhhhh.....
Hey Guys! WWWWEEEEEEEE! I FINALLy I got the nintendo WWWWWEEEEEEE. I feel like a kid again WWWEEEEEEEE! I can't wait to come home and play! WWWWEEEEEEEEEE
Acree73: Oh no we're being pulled over. What are we doing to do honey?
Weirdwolf: Don't worry I'll get us out of this mess. Just leave the talking to me.
Ahh officer Bah weep grah nah weep ni ni bong! I said bah weep grah nah weep ni ni bong! thats the friendly universal greeting
Sir step out of the vehicle. Do you know why I.. what excuse me? ...... right.... can you stop that and say something else besides that ?
Umm.. Till all are one?
*sigh* Why does this shit happen to me? Same exact thing happen with that wolverine lookalike freak back in Halloween. Light our darkness our my ass...
Hey Red. I just stopped by to see if I can play with your Wee. I've been dying to play it.
The wee has been awesome dude. I've been playing it nonstop ever since i got it. It's so good i got my fiance to play with me. Yeah She really loves that vibrating part.
So you like the wee so far? Really, She likes the wii remote too? I guess she loves the features on that remote
Hell yeah she's playing tennis right now. Babe are you enjoying... Umm baby thats not how you use it? BABY NO! STOP DOING THAT! NOT LIKE THAT, NOT LIKE THAT!!!
Whoa... ok... this is awkward... I did not just see that. You know what Red. I'm going to leave now.... daaammmnnnn
Typical Day at the Gen1tf office of admin Weirdwolf
Yes. I want to let you know that the two week ban won't be enough. Since you didn't heed my warning, I have to enforce a new punishment for you
You sent for me boss? WHAT? WHY? Look WW I did my time for my comments. The two week ban was enough.
No it isn't. Don't worry Royal its just something to make you learn your lesson. *evil chuckle* It's part of your punishment.
I'm afraid to ask, but what do you plan to have me do? Umm... why is there a clown costume near your chair? No way...
Crunch's elementary school.
What the ****!? CRUNCH? How? What is this place? What am I doing here!? NNNOOOOOOO!!!! CURSE YOU WEIRDWOLF!!
Crunch: This is the special education class for people who think Nintendo sucks and XJUNK720 is the greatest. Our dad is the teacher so sit down. You're going to be here for the next 10 hours.