My parents would lynch me if they knew I was talking to boys on this thing, but you're so cool! We have so much in common...
Wow, you like Tarantino, too! ... So what's your favourite colour? ... Yeah, I like their music, but their older stuff was better. ... Wow, me too! That's amazing!
In a dark mountain-top castle...
It's like we've known each other intimately for years, isn't it?