All comics by Scid

 

Boredom... by Scid 7-21-01
So eh...	How about those Chicago Bulls...

 

Open mic night at the pub by Scid 7-21-01
So I walk into this bar...	The bartender says: No drinks under 21...	Tough crowd... So I ordered 22 beers!!

 

It's bad if you have to explain your jokes. This is worse... by Scid 7-21-01
How's the seating over there?	Sure Not bad. Wanna trade places?	And you can't tell the difference! Ahahahaha!!! Ha!!! You see!!! - Ah go away, will ya. ... ...

 

My weakest one yet! - Stay tuned... by Scid 7-21-01
I claim thee in the name of this country		Now really... that's the worst pick up line ever

 

I dedicate this one to my fans. Sigh - Indeed... to myself by Scid 7-21-01
An average day at "Casa de Asian Girls" bitch bitch	bitch bitch	bitch! damn she's good...

 

The worlds first educational comic! by Scid 7-21-01
		Bitch!

 

Heaven by Scid 10-12-01
Spiffy dies, and goes to heaven It's probably me... but I kind of imagined heaven differently I was expecting the answer to all my questions... not this dull standing around shit	I was hoping for a joy beyond anything I could ever have imagined during my lifetime as a mere mortal Do not fear, my child. Once we're through with all the paperwork, you, as all the others, will get your piece of the heaven-action	And indeed, later... Oh yeah. That's the good stuff! ... Non stop Jerry Springer. And there aren't even any commercials!

 

A crowdpleaser (Ass-rape me baby one more time) by Scid 10-13-01
I would like to assure my fans that this is the last... I'm not talking to you! Hah. You're talking to me right now !!	ass-raping joke I'll ever make... There. Now I can't talk to you any longer! Oh yeah... but what you don't realise is that right now, you've opened yourself up to...	In my entire life Some major ASS-RAPING ACTION!!! Yee-Haw!!!

 

Computer Science Job Interview by Scid 10-13-01
That afternoon at the programmer job interview So I guess I should start by telling you which programming languages I've learned an... Whoa there, buddy. I only have one question for you...	Shoot Do you speak 1337 ??	Do I ever! Then consider yourself employed!

 

Chicks with attitude by Scid 10-13-01
Yo there, motherfucker... you got any on you?	I aint shitting you. You better slide me over some stuff real soon!	If you don't feed me some breadcrumbs soon I'm gonna sue you for everything you're WORTH! Feeding the park animals isn't quite the fun it used to be...

 

Nasty Forrest Critters by Scid 10-15-01
So... how's it hanging?	YEHEHEHEHEHEHE You shall regret you little joke, squirrel!	HEH HEH *snort* I have friends in really high places

 

And I can't ever delete this shit either by Scid 10-16-01
One day, in the forest, something inexplicable happened... Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!	Happy birthday to you! you!	Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, Jorge!

 

Three short ones by Scid 10-18-01
Attempt 7 - Another 32 years down the drain I probably should have asked for directions one last time...	3000 years ago, the last of the unicrabbits decided to become extinct It'll happen any minute now... I'm sure!	Jake's plan to install a new doorbell seemed to have backfired on him once more

 

Jefferson the vampiric squirrel by Scid 10-19-01
Jefferson, the vampire squirrel, strikes again! Why are you looking at me like that?		dammit!! One down, 5.6 billion to go!

 

And verily it was the best day of their life by Scid 10-19-01
That day, during Skagg's daily morning walk ... Hey, you! Em... yeah?	Well...don't you see it then? See what?	We're like totally wearing the same hat! DU-U-DE!

 

Thar' be porn in this here comic, matey! by Scid 10-20-01
Robot porn ... And this pipe connects the fuel-deposit to the engine, which in turn powers the ...	Rabbit porn And now, to finish off this wonderfull evening, how about we go for another seventy rounds on the xerox-machine?	And ehm ... some fire-prop porn She's HOT! ** WHOOSH! **

 

Down by the mountainfront! by Scid 10-20-01
Presenting the ultimate in American War Technology: The smart bomb! Hello there, chap. You wouldn't happen to have seen MY pet, would you?	Perhaps... What does it look like?	Well. I suppose it's A.I. still needs some tweaking It's wears a robe, has a really really long beard, and it listens to the name Osama Bin Laden ...

 

Thar' be punchlines in dem mountains, buoy! by Scid 10-22-01
Plagiarism in the year 0 Get off there!	No! Get the fuck out of here! This religion isn't big enough for the both of us!	You can't make me! Bitch...

 

Like, no title and shit! by Scid 10-17-02
I sure hope Jefferson the vampiric squirrel doesn't show up and bite the both of us Terrified I am, indeed!	If he does, I shall chop him with this axe I have handy Ah. Good!	Several hours later Hmm... don't think he'll show up anymore. So let's continue what we were doing. ============== Hmm... so where were we anyway? You were about to chop off my limbs, feed them to me, and then escape before the cops get here

 

Agony! Agony! AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Scid 10-17-02
That year, the annual tree-dance proved not to be quite as agony-free as the organisers had hoped it to be Damn. She's wearing the same outfit! Damn. She's wearing the same outfit!	Damn. She's wearing the same outfit! I am going to kill everybody through telekinesis, in order to get back at them for that pig blood prank they pulled on me in highschool	Damn. She's wearing the same outfit! Damn. She's wearing the same outfit!

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