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by Siccx_Degree
10-30-02
One day in Hell...
I am Satan and I will rule the world!
but first, I must destroy my rival...
Up in Heaven...
Lord Jesus we need your help! Satan has planned to take over the world!
I can't just "hang around" and let this happen, he must be stopped!
Satan has sent his army of Pimps to destroy the earth, what will happen next!
Time to get "toasty" hoe!
oh no I am burning!

 

by Siccx_Degree
10-30-02
Jesus pulled him self off of the cross, and has come to earth to battle the Devil, but first he must destroy the army of Pimps...
Prepare for a full on can of Jesus brand Ass Kicking foul Pimp!
I'm gonna turn you out, you will be the he-bitch-king of my stable!
With the power of Christ, Jesus "zapped" the army of Pimps into nothingness...
By the power of Christ!
noooooooooo!
The two circle each other, their eyes meet, the final battle is about to begin...
aaarrrrgh, prepare for your end son of God!
Thou shalt get his ass kicked!

 

by Siccx_Degree
10-30-02
Meanwhile up in Heaven...
I say, you shalt not interupt the final battle!
...
A mysterious figure has just marked a path of death and destroyed all of heaven...
no! no! not even my wussy ass angel powers can stop this mad man!
Back on earth, Jesus and Satan continue to duke it out. What will this mysterious figure do once he enters earth?
Thou shalt feelith my wrath!
roar!

 

by Siccx_Degree
10-31-02
The Battle between Jesus and Satan nearly destroyed the earth...
Just as the two were fighting, the Mysterious figure came to earth and revealed himself as Siccx. Without even saying a word he kicked Satans ass within 7 seconds, and turned him into a pile of ash.
Was it to hot for you?
After beating down Jesus, Siccx took him to the graveyard and nailed him up to a cross again. After all this, Siccx was recognized as the true one God, the world then entered a era of true bliss...
Just Another Victim!
I shouldn't have tried to fuck with Siccx...

 

by Siccx_Degree
10-31-02
One day a young man thought to himself...
I feel so alone in this world, why can't I find anyone...
Because you touch yourself at night
he continued to think, he sat at that bench for hours, just thinking to himself ...
I'm a good guy, I'm clean. What is wrong with me? Am I not cool enough? My mom tells me I'm a cool guy...
He found himself still with that question on his mind, not knowing of the "love" around him...
Why doesn't anyone want me...
I do...

 

by Siccx_Degree
10-31-02
Aliens have abucted Siccx in hopes to gain his trust and make the universe peaceful!
Hello earthling, welcome to our ship, We come in peace
Peace... He says he comes in peace... What should I do?
After thinking long and hard about the Alien's request...
With this ray gun I can heal all diseases and bring your world peace and love!
...
Siccx kicked everyones ass on the ship, and skinned all of them with his knife, the moral of this story is: It doesnt matter who you are, or where you are from, you ain't shit compared to me!
nooooo my superior Alien technology is uselss against Siccx and his big Knife!
Didn't you say that you "come in PIECES"

 

by Siccx_Degree
10-31-02
Today was sunday. Siccx liked sunday because this was HIS day...
Whoooo Hooooo! Look at all the hot Porns I have, time to cut the lights and enjoy my Sunday!
He enjoyed his sunday until...
Is anyone home? It's me the idiot dip-shit neighbor!
...
Siccx doesn't like being interupted on his Sundays, so he went outside and kicked his neighbors ass, afterwords he killed him, the moral of this story is: "Alone" time is important, don't fuck it up!
Look at me, I am dead, dead and stupid!

 

by Siccx_Degree
10-31-02
Tree Hugging-Hippy-Sissy Ass-Enviormentalist-Vegetarians are the scum of the world, Siccx hates people like that...
Hey man, I'm a tree hugging-hippy-sissy ass-enviormentalist-vegetarian, how's it hangin' dude!
Why do these people always smell like horse shit...
Siccx kicked the Tree Hugging-Hippy-Sissy Ass-Enviormentalist-Vegetarian's ass because it was the right thing to do!
I'm a Cowboy, Cowboy's eat red meat, real men eat red meat, vegetarians are wussy bitches!
Oh yeah, cut your hair you fucking hippy!
Eat Animals and Nuke the Rain Forest!
Punch a Dolphin!

 

by Siccx_Degree
10-31-02
Setting: The Whitehouse, hippy protestors are pestering the general public, what can we do about this?
no more war blah blah blah save the trees blah blah blah
don't kill animals blah blah blah fur is murder blah blah blah
The only sane thing to do...
...Blow those pieces of shit to hell

 

by Siccx_Degree
10-31-02
Hey heeeeey sweet thang! So are ya clean?
Hey lover! don't worry, the doctor said its not infectious
Hey, uh, Nina, do you remember when you showed me your cooter?
Yeah, ummm, I liketed when you touched it...
Excuse me, Father, I am confused, I don't know what to do with my life...
Well, if you would step into my orif... I mean office, perhaps we can DO somehting about that...

 

by Siccx_Degree
11-01-02
A fish named Carl, and his buddy Joe began to conversate when...
Hey Carl, what the hell are those things comming down from up above?
Damned if I know, actually they look like two logs of some sort...
Suddenly, the two large "logs" came crashing down on the two fish!
Just goes to show you... Shit happens...
Stupid lakeside camp site, not one damn "Out House" anywhere...

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