All comics by Sirelric

 

by Sirelric
2-22-07
OK! You weasel NUT SACK meat bags of SLIME, prepare to meet your maker!
Mommy, why is daddy yelling?
He's starting his game honey, daddy can only smack talk before his Gears game starts...
Why, mommy?
'cause after the 1st round Reaperzilla, aah your daddy, is too ashamed to speak

 

by Sirelric
2-26-07
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right Mr Toast
I'm gonna gut you like a fish! Reaper!
Damn it Toast, this is Terrorist Hunt NOT Reaper Hunt, we do that in Gears.
Oh Right, my bad, I'll wait for Gmans next "Wack a Reaper" marathon.

 

by Sirelric
3-07-07
Damn, these GeezerGamers are always Kick'n my ASS!
Are you STILL playing Daddy's game?
Ya, some timmy was kick'n his ass so he handed me the controller

 

by Sirelric
3-11-07
wooHoo another Crack Whore goes down! Bye Bye Little Wang!
Hoo..Crack...Whore...Little Wang...
WHAT!?! Daddy was right I need to dump this guy!
Co-op Crackdown with Reaperzilla
What a dad won't do to save his little girl from a Geezer!

 

Mario makes me want to eat mushrooms
Hi, I'm Dr PillGiver Don't let video games do this to your child. Me and my pharmaceuticals can help you now
by Sirelric, 4-18-07

 

by Sirelric
4-18-07
I'm going Pouch jihad on your ass!
Oh Shit! where are the people that promised me freedom!?!
We need to pull out man! Let those crazy roo's do what they want we only care about our soldiers dieing not anyone else, and oil is the wrong reason for war Man!
My Parents were gassed, our school had no clean water, I lived in fear hidden behind veils, my brother died for lack of medicine while tyrants built palaces, and you think the fight is over oil?
War is not about oil or money. War is about people's freedom and if we don't help ensure their freedom what right do we have to ours?
Thank You for giving me a future where I can grow and raise my children in a country free from tyrants!

 

by Sirelric
1-10-08
Son you didn't take out the garbage!
WHAT ever!
Honey where's my shotgun?!
Oh SHIT!
He's gonna make a nice boy skin rug! And honey, Clean my gun Bitch!

 

by Sirelric
1-11-08
ARE YHOU DRINKING AGAIN! DAM-IT! YOU PROMISED NO BOOZE ON THE CAMPING TRIP!
Let me see, one empty ever clear at my feet and a fresh bottle in my hand! YES I'M DRINKING BITCH!
You promised! Give me that bottle RIGHT NOW!
Oh honey I'll do better than that!
AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Here's the everclear and a match! BITCH! tell me when to drink!

 

by Sirelric
1-14-08
So I was in this Face to Face Meeting......
OH Please stop, that brings up ugly memories
you too? what are the odds!?!
ODDS! Just look at us!
We're working on product plans for the Whiz Bang app, schedule a Face 2 Face meeting to....
I am too young to become a skeleton....sigh

 

by Sirelric
3-06-08
Boy Eric is really serious about getting these issues updated.
I need you in North Carolina, this issue owner is a tough one

 

by Sirelric
5-15-08
HPeSC, fix the problem with the Godzilla server and request proactive check on Mothra, thanks
Voice print confirmed. Godzilla authorized, Mothra proactive expired
Godzilla repaired, mini-bot replaced dead widget, Mothra proactive check being run using Service Credits, your SC balance is 380.
Why did you use Service Credits?
Mothra serivce agreement has expired, I alerted the procurement bot and will ping your mobile when the service agreement is renewed.
Thanks HPeSC!

 

by Sirelric
5-20-08
Hey Spats, I can't get this thing to work...
(Voice ID confirmed) Hi Kelly, let me get that taken care of......
(Kelleys click path is trying to print a picture, ok, install the printer software, add a printer called Picture Printer)
It should work now Kelly, Try printing again and this time select the Picture Printer
All right Dude! Thanks for the help Spats.

 

by Sirelric
9-11-08
HOW CAN YOU RUN A FARM THAT SLAUGHTERS ANIMALS!?!
Whoa girl,, I'm a founding member of P.E.T.A.
That's great but then why all the caged animals?
For the big BBQ tonight
?!?!Huhh??!?!
Yes Ma'am! People for the Eating of Tasty Animals loves a good BBQ!

 

Daddy! Why did you kill Mommy!?!
BITCH burnt my toast! You fuckup - You die, that's my motto.
by Sirelric, 9-14-08

 

by Sirelric
9-14-08
Daddy can I go out with Pete, he's hot!
Now Honey you know the rules
I'll wear the chastity belt
NO! You can't date until your 25
!@#$$!
And no SEX UNTIL I'M DEAD!

 

by Sirelric
9-15-08
My freakin kids just love Christmas morning with all the presents to unwrap so they can play with the boxes.
Problem for me is I blew the Christmas fund at the track. What is a Dad to do?
HEY you kids must'a been bad cause Santa fucken torched us! (heehee problem solved)

 

by Sirelric
9-27-08
Ever since I got herpes none of the lady monkeys will to do me !
How bout doing a bed ridden old blind chick, would that do?
Man I will do ANYONE! Who is she?
My mother in law

 

by Sirelric
1-27-09
So where is Marty our chosen probe specimen?
Trust me, he is gettng probed better than we could ever do!
Next!
I gotta find those aliens!
Stay the course and get well soon Marty!
We love ya you big lug!

 

by Sirelric
5-06-09
This clan attracts a lot of kittie people, I wonder why?
This clan attracts a lot of kittie people, I wonder why?
Reaperzilla if you only knew how right you are, LOL!
Reaper will never know, heehee! :)

 

A Product Managers Job is never easy
Janice I tried to get UAT done, I swear I did.
It delivers the features or it gets the HOSE!
by Sirelric, 4-14-16

 

by Sirelric
4-14-16
Darren how are the environments coming along?
uummmm

 

by Sirelric
3-06-19
So I was in this Face to Face Meeting...
OH please stop, that brings up horrible memories..
We need a Face to Face meeting for our whiz bang product plan...
I am too young to become a skeleton!

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