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by Slinky
10-16-05
ugh...daytime tv..
That is your baby. Thats not my baby. That is your baby. Thats not my baby
..loosing...will..to..live..
It is my baby. Its not your baby. It is my baby. Its not your baby.
...pain...make the tv stop...
That is your baby. Thats not my baby... And now, a black and white classic from 1950!

 

by Slinky
10-16-05
His reputation often proceeded him...
Uh...lady?
mmm..mm..
I have no intention of killing you...
m..mmm..
Fuck this shit...
..MMm..MMM..mMM...

 

by Slinky
10-16-05
Right, a few hours of this and i'm off to eternal paradise...
God holds a place for the good and righteous in the next world my friend...
Hey Jesus, your time is up...
FUCK! I knew I should have gone Buddhist!

 

by Slinky
10-22-05
I dunno how you do it man...the earth is all but destroyed, most people are dead or dying, and yet you remain happy...
SAY SOMETHING!
I'm so high :)

 

by Slinky
10-22-05
Oh my GOD...my head...UGH
Oh god...no..oh god..please...
Hey there sexy...
I am NEVER drinking again
I love him SO much

 

by Slinky
11-08-05
The dentist will see you now...
I hate dentists
Take him away Maurice, poor lad couldn't take the extreme loss of blood...
Uh..hello?
So, how many teeth you want out? Ten or twelve?
I really hate dentists...

 

by Slinky
11-08-05
HALLO JESUBUS!
Oh god, a 'tarded fan...
GOD: What the fuck do you want now Jesus, I helped you convice that chick you could fly, what more do you want?!?
No..dude it was just a figure of speech...
YAAA HAHAHAHA!!!
Fucking christianity...

 

by Slinky
11-08-05
So the morale of the story is, don't drink acid or you will die a terrible death...
Makes sense...
Yep, good lesson...
Its the sensible thing to do...
I understand the complex and meaningful nuances of your subtle undertones...
Steph: I don't get it.

 

by Slinky
11-09-05
QUIVER AWAY ME WRETCHED ADVERSARY!
Silly pirate
fucking n00b

 

by Slinky
11-09-05
Yarr..back to the scene of the crime..TO BE..har har..
sneaky sneaky now
Fucking policemen with their backwards eyes
Hey

 

by Slinky
11-09-05
just like taking squirrels from a small girl
pink rabbits are fun to play with
pink rabbits containing mentally insecure freaks must be strewn across the floor in a whirlwind of blood and bodily fluids...

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